GOOFUS!!! Where are you???

[Fishbone†]

I got a call from The Home...... they think he's wandered away again. If anyone sees him, call the authorities......don't try to approach him yourself.... he hasn't had his medication today, and he may be rather combatant.

 

[Princess Michelle]

A Goofus who hasn't had his daily dose? Oh My!

I'll be sure to sound the alarm if I see him in my kneck of the woods!

 

[Luvinit]

Please advise???...Whats a goofus, and why is he on meds?

 

[Princess Michelle]

Goofus is Fishstick's pet name for GoofyPoster, he's gettin' up there in age and it's just not as safe for the old timer as it used to be. So if you see him, please call the home so they can pick him up. It's for his own good...

 

[Fishbone†]

Yes, thank you Michelle...... well said!!


Hi Luvinit!! Welcome.
Are you one of us young, spry and full of fun club members, or does your membership card read "The Geritol Society" like Debster, Dream, Goofus and WillyJ?? I just need to know if I should order you a Mountain Dew, or sign you up for the weekly card game at the Senior Center.

 

[debster812]

Fishy†--please do NOT scare off the new DISers with your delusional ramblings.....

Luvinit--welcome, pay no attention to Fishbone†. She cannot find her schedule, and it is wreaking havoc with her mind.

 

[Princess Michelle]

You know what I just noticed Heidi, there aren't any men on our side... Can they all really be part of the Jurrasic era?

We might have to get them some of that stuff, you know the stuff...Yeah, that stuff!

 

[Luvinit]

I pick neither....I think I am a tweener? I am certainly not ready for the geritol...but I do needa metabolife to get me going in the AM.

 

[debster812]

In addition to being an upstart Fishy† also needs to do a little housecleaning. Why don't you start with your PM box there you youngun' I tried to respond, but alas, could not! You're a little young to be getting so forgetful, aren't you?

 

[Fishbone†]

I pick neither....I think I am a tweener? I am certainly not ready for the geritol...but I do needa metabolife to get me going in the AM.

OH NO MICHELLE!!!! Another old-timer!!! *sigh*

And Debster, I'm not scaring her..... I was merely being polite. Afterall, I need to know if I have to watch out for her cane and fragile bones.

And besides, I know EXACTLY where my schedule is!! It's right..........well, it's right.......... where I left it. Maybe Goofus thought it was his daily newspaper again.

 

[debster812]

Ok, OK, but, did you clean out your PM box?????

 

[Princess Michelle]

Goofus is on newspaper? So sad, you get them potty trained and then they hit a certain age and start going backwards. Poor Goofus.

 

[Fishbone†]

And, I'm NOT forgetful..... I'm just very busy with all my young and active friends.....

*Fishy† takes her broom and shuffles off.*

 

[Princess Michelle]

You sure you didn't take your broom and fly off?


*hides before Heidi gets her broom and sweeps me up with it*

 

[Fishbone†]

So sad, you get them potty trained and then they hit a certain age and start going backwards.

I know Michelle..... it's sad, but they had to..... seems he couldn't get the hang of the indoor "water closets" and kept getting lost looking for the outhouse.

 

[Fishbone†]

MICHELLE JO!!!!!!!!

*Fishy† borrows Debster's cane to beat Michelle over the head with*

 

[Princess Michelle]

*Rubs her head and apologizes to Heidi*


Sorry Heidi, somewhere along the line I learned not to respect my ELDERS. I wonder who taught me that? Hmmmmm

 

[Fishbone†]

OH FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!!!! *sigh* Children!!

I brought you up from the Toddler group, because I thought that you were ready to run with the big guys...... apparently you need to go back to the coloring club for a while..... don't forget your blankie, and try not to lose your pacifier on the way back this time.

*Fishy† gives Michelle a gentle push in the right direction*

Come back when you can tie your own shoes.

 

[Princess Michelle]

HEY! I can tie my own shoes thank you very much! It's just that you were mean and wouldn't let me take my nap today. *whine*

 

[Goofyposter]

Fishy†--please do NOT scare off the new DISers with your delusional ramblings

BaWHahahahahaaaaa!


--->Watch yer back naive young fishy!!!