Seriously we had this one english teacher who came into the room, 'Oh your teacher has an excellent eye for interior design, such beautiful vibrant colours, is this not the best room in the school? It's amazing I wouldn't change a thing' Then she randomly started pointing at people and exclaiming 'You! You're so beautiful and talented. You're going to get A*'s and excel in life!' Another favourite of mine was 'Don't you all just want to work, isn't it amazing? Everybody remain in your seats don't waste a valuable drop of this precious learning time'