Excuse me....................but some young men would very much like to see your breasts.They'd go running from me first! No one wants to see what I've got under this shirt. Not only would everyone go blind from my whiteness, they'd be begging for death when they saw my rolls.
Heather,Stacie-doing the shirts the night before at your house sounds like fun! Should I bring my bedazzler? I love sleepovers. I hope the boys don't crash us!
Going topless would make a really interesting Splash mountain ride-weenie photo!Plus, you're suppose to keep all arms, legs, and other assorted body parts inside the vehicles at all times. We don't need any you know what's flying around. You'll poke your eye out kid!
Heather,
Did you know that some women have actually done that. They call it "Flash Mountain!""
Seriously?!
Heather,
Did you know that some women have actually done that. They call it "Flash Mountain!""
I'm sure I don't know what you are talking about.....
That's just like you Stacie -- always thinking of ways to avoid lines. . .
Excuse me....................but some young men would very much like to see your breasts.
Aunt Mel, are you pimpin out your niece??? Heather,
Did you know that some women have actually done that. They call it "Flash Mountain!""
Yep, I've seen that site. In fact that was the first thing I thought of when I saw Heather's post about that. But in order to maintain my image of niceness and innocence, I didn't say anything. 
Ummm, I hate to argue with you here, but pre-baby mammories are much nicer by default than post-baby mammories. Can I have agreement from the mommies here?
Edit -- hee hee, they **** out my bad word. I gotta fix it.
)..Geesh,No arguement here. And the bigger they are, the harder they fall (especially if you breastfed your kids
For my birthday, my DD emailed me an e-card that had an old lady throwing her mammories around that said the following (to the tune of "Do Your Ears Hang Low"):
Do your breasts hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental solider,
Do your breasts hang low
Oh yeah, my daughter is such a sweetie
And what exactly was your Dad flashing for heaven's sake??Many moons ago, when they first put up the cameras and everyone started flashing, my dad flashed the camera and they wouldn't show our picture because it!
OMG, that is way too funny because I'm always singing that song and telling Ruben that mine are much more fun then boring old implants that are just rock hard and stuck there. Mine can do tricks!!No arguement here. And the bigger they are, the harder they fall (especially if you breastfed your kids
For my birthday, my DD emailed me an e-card that had an old lady throwing her mammories around that said the following (to the tune of "Do Your Ears Hang Low"):
Do your breasts hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental solider,
Do your breasts hang low
Oh yeah, my daughter is such a sweetie
OMG, that is way too funny because I'm always singing that song and telling Ruben that mine are much more fun then boring old implants that are just rock hard and stuck there. Mine can do tricks!!
oh wait, that should be 
His ****ies!
"Hide-and-seek" in my armpit seems to be a favorite for mine.
I'm laughing so much my kids think I've lost it!
... mine are much more fun then boring old implants that are just rock hard and stuck there. Mine can do tricks!!
. I feel like I'm learning so much about you. I never knew you had such talents .
"Hide-and-seek" in my armpit seems to be a favorite for mine.
. WOW! Callie can do tricks too. I better start working on my saggy breasts tricks.
Hey, you still have a season of "good nursing breasts" ahead of you. Wait till after you're done nursing this baby. You'll be amazed at the increase in sagginess.
Going topless would make a really interesting Splash mountain ride-weenie photo!
That's just like you Stacie -- always thinking of ways to avoid lines. . .
I hope they do.
But we can act like it sometimes Heather,
Did you know that some women have actually done that. They call it "Flash Mountain!""
"Hide-and-seek" in my armpit seems to be a favorite for mine.
I agree with this statement! A lanyard is just what we need to decorate all of our chests. If we make it big enough and flashy enough, no one will even notice that we don't have shirts on!
