Girl Scout cookie sales start on the 16th!/Oprah and Tyra's final season!

[AliceinHalloweentown]

No - I just need to catch up. First of all, did someone kiss the Tag Fairy and wake her/him up? What else explains all the tags today? Release from jail?

Nah.

Release from the asylum.

 

[tink_lover]

Well, I'm definately of age and definately getting a martini RIGHT NOW!

Happy New Year!

 

[MuskratSusie]

maybe... i um..

bought some... stuff,

from this guy, in a dark street, and i didnt umm... know what it was?

and maybe,

i took a little too much...

i dont feel so good

it was white and powederyy... OHHH! LUCYYY IN THE SKYYYYY WITH DIIIIIIIIIIIAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONDSSSSSSS WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE < ilike those, do you have some, i dont have some, i want some hahahahhahahahahahha < ahahahahah i used to be able to dance like that (NOT REALLYY!!! HAHAHAH im funny right?!)


HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

*thump*

passes out.

Being hyper is such a wonderful thing...

 

[Wall-E1]

Do you think this letter is okay? It's not too wordy is it?

Dear Mr. Egor,

On a recent trip to your money sucking kingdom, my son experienced some terrible experiences. Some of which, I fear, will have lasting results. You see, his left buttock was impaled by one of your stainless steel forks. This was due to unsanitary conditions in your dining establishments. There were six foot tall mice dancing about. He also suffered a third degree sunburn on his plumber's crack due to the fact that you allow too many people to dine at your restaurants, leaving others, such as my darling boy, to suffer the extremes of the Florida sun. He also sprained his ankle by slipping on some gooey macaroni and cheese. It seems your kingdom needs better custodial staff. We spent hundreds(and I'm talking over $200 vacation at your parks), and this is what we get. I am planning to get myself a good ambulance chasing lawyer, unless you would like to settle this out of court for a small sum. Let's say... one millllllion dollars(as I place my pinkie up to my face - ala Dr. Evil).

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

Picture yourself on a boat in a river...

 

[Goofygirl17]

You missed Rave - raving - rav-raving

are you accusing me of raving?! All I tried to do was help out with a little spellling and vocabulary advice and this is the treatment I get?

Unbelievable! I might just have to stop visiting these boards!

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

 

[MuskratSusie]

I'm on a Boat.

Lol, joking. xD

 

[Disneyland Princess]

I haven't read all of the posts but you are all BAD PARENTS! Every single one of you!!!!!
Only my children are perfect the rest of you should get with the program!

 

[3prettyprincesses]

Do you think this letter is okay? It's not too wordy is it?

Dear Mr. Egor,

On a recent trip to your money sucking kingdom, my son experienced some terrible experiences. Some of which, I fear, will have lasting results. You see, his left buttock was impaled by one of your stainless steel forks. This was due to unsanitary conditions in your dining establishments. There were six foot tall mice dancing about. He also suffered a third degree sunburn on his plumber's crack due to the fact that you allow too many people to dine at your restaurants, leaving others, such as my darling boy, to suffer the extremes of the Florida sun. He also sprained his ankle by slipping on some gooey macaroni and cheese. It seems your kingdom needs better custodial staff. We spent hundreds(and I'm talking over $200 vacation at your parks), and this is what we get. I am planning to get myself a good ambulance chasing lawyer, unless you would like to settle this out of court for a small sum. Let's say... one millllllion dollars(as I place my pinkie up to my face - ala Dr. Evil).

Hmmmm, maybe change it from 'money sucking' to magical. Then change 'terrible experiences' to less than magical. Basically try to insert the word magical or unmagical in as much as possible. You need to speak Disney language so they understand you! Good luck and here's to hoping they offer you a brand new paid vacation with accomodations in Cinderella's Castle Suite!

 

[happygirl]

I'm out for the night. This is the best thread I have read in a looooooong time

happy new Years

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

I haven't read all of the posts but you are all BAD PARENTS! Every single one of you!!!!!
Only my children are perfect the rest of you should get with the program!

I'm the only PERFECT child

 

[LondonUnderground]

Picture yourself on a boat in a river...

with tangerine trees and marmalade skieeeeeees (dun dun dun dun dun)....

 

[CrazySteph]

This is really going to be my last post. For those of you wondering about my son's injury, it was not his fault. My son was really hungry so he loaded up two plates of food during one trip. Well, on the way back to the table, there is this Mickey Mouse character that was there dancing around. My son didn't see as he had his face in one of the plates. He tripped over Mickeys tail and dropped one of his plates. The macaroni and cheese that was on the plate splattered all over the floor. Well, my son stepped into that and slipped on the melted cheese. As he fell, he twisted his ankle, and he ended up landing on his fork. So, we ended up at the emergency room having his ankle wrapped and getting a fork removed from his left butt cheek.

I'm sure all of you will get a good laugh over this. Ha ha! Isn't it funny to see a hurt and crying child? You people disgust me. And yes, we plan to sue. Why was there spilled macaroni and cheese on the floor where people could slip? It's not his fault.

Goodbye. You won't hear from me again. This is my last post!

lmao this is so old but did ANYONE notice this?

 

[WDWtraveler27]

I'm the only PERFECT child

You may be the only perfect female child but i am the only perfect male child!

 

[LondonUnderground]

are you accusing me of raving?! All I tried to do was help out with a little spellling and vocabulary advice and this is the treatment I get?

Unbelievable! I might just have to stop visiting these boards!

YAGE! YAGE! YAGE!

I'm the only PERFECT child

welllll excyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeee (see i put a y in so it sounded better xD)

 

[LondonUnderground]

lmao this is so old but did ANYONE notice this?

i just realised!

 

[bumbershoot]

I'm on a Boat.

I'm on a ladeedadee boat.

lmao this is so old but did ANYONE notice this?

Totally. Wall-E1 is so good at putting those little bits in all hidden-like. And of course the "It's not his fault" just brings it altogether.

 

[Goofygirl17]

lmao this is so old but did ANYONE notice this?

Ummm, yeah, pages and pages ago

Can anyone say "slow"

 

[Hollywoodhaha]

i just realised!

Me as well!