Far, far away in a land covered in snow was a beautiful cat named Hercules. He loved to talk on Facebook and he was known around the land as Klaus's best friend. They were always covered in glitter due to the crazy Queen's obsession. She would make cookies and cakes out of the finest chocolate but, alas, the Queen was on a diet and had to eat broccoli instead. But one day she was inspired by glitter again. She thought to herself "these two cats eat better than me therefore I shall stop at nothing." She sent the cats to slay the dragon which was in Djibouti. There they saw two fierce dogs playing blackjack. She was furious. "How dare they stop to play cards while I am waiting for service on my iphone. I will sing 'It's a Small World' and dance until John makes me stop." The two dogs began to bark and howl at the full moon. In the meantime the dragon was plotting with Kevin to storm the palace. The hat that he wore was a gift from Princess Beatrice and made from meat. His shoes were purple and chartreuse with little wings, and he carried a harp that could make John appear to sing Elvis songs, which angered the Queen with the sparkly glitter. She drew her wand and said the magic words that turned John into a pumpkin coach drawn by cats. Suddenly the cats really wanted to find Pete and ride Mission: Space. So the search began in the Hundred Acre Woods where they met a group of nether people who were
named Yvette and Emil ...
named Yvette and Emil ...