Game Around The World

[Andrew DEREK UK]

Orlando Bloom its called Pirates of the Mediterean sea, anyway by now i have become a bit infamous so I am asked to play a bit part, i have to walk the plank into the sea.

Afterwards I walk along the beach and then go on another cruise, this time its to Greece and Corfu. I travel up to Sidari and the lovers canal area when i meet....

BOOM BLOOM BOOM...

 

[florida sun]

...a family who were celebrating their daughters wedding, they invited me to stay and we had a great time smashing Plates, dancing and singing. Got talking to a relative of the bride who invited me to join him as he was heading out in his car to .................................

BOOM BOOM BOOM

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

Palocastica on Corfu, ( hard to spell) we sunbathed and I fell asleep, and woke up much later on a boat in the Agean sea, I do not know how I got there or where I was, after a few days we landed on a beach with a sunken boat on it, Smuggelers cover and i found out it was Zante, here I jumped off the boat and walked through them ountains to Laganas and dropped off in a hotel called Louis Zante Beach.

Here some people recognised me and shortly afterwards the papers were here again taking picutres off, WANYE ROONEY who also was staying in the hotel, so I remained poor the hotel wanted paying and i didnt have any money, so.........

BOOM BOOM BOOM

 

[jns]

put my bill on to Rooneys room
Thanks Mate

Time to get out of here

Had enought of the sun so headed to the Alps for a bit of skiing , but the plane was having engine trouble and had to make a stop at ................

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

Florance Italy, now someone very famous stays there during the summer, and I bumped into him his wife and three kids, on these boards I am not allowed to say who it was, ( CENSORED by HM GOVERNMENT ) but I am posting this in the afternoon, IE PM he said he wanted a long rest after seeing George, He had herd of my travels and said the British embassy will look after me sort me out and pay for my travel by first class to anywhere I wanted to go to, So if hes paying I am off to Sydney Austrailia!!..................

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

OK no takers so the second part to this, currently in Sydney and I am looking for my long lost freind called Nemo, he is staying close by so after Finding nemo, I work as an extra on a daytime soap and also as a life guard on bondi beach, I release my first pop single, All around the world, ( a cover) and make lots of money again, I fly to ALice Springs and to Aryes Rock, some natives come up to me and then........................

 

[jns]

decided I looked like they long lost Queens second cousin so I got a guided tour around the great red monolith and the sacred sites around the rock,
After spending a month learning to live in the outback with the natives decided it was time to head back to the real world again
Walt Disney World is calling , Phoned up got a good AP rate at the GF
now how to get there , living in the out back a dingo ate all my money ....................

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

Well they say that Ayres rock is a special place and if you wish upon a star, doesnt matter who you are, your dreams, will come true.

Part of the GF's new service for 'DREAMS' is a meet and greet service so they send Walts own private plane from Disney MGM studios to collect and fly ack to the GF,

Its all going so well like a dream until the CHECK IN resverations desk says.....

CREDIT CARD PLEASE........

 

[jns]

No you do not need it
Congratulatios you are our 100,000,000 guest , so we are up grading you and everything is FREE go and enjoy yourself..............................

 

[jjpenguin]

well in that case... I'm off to the spa to be pampered from head to toe. Off I go and who do I see when I walk in the door but Johnny Depp, headed for a massage so I..................

BOOM BOOM BOOM

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

Of course follow him in and he is there with all of the Disney execs discussing his next movies and I am able to have a chat and ask if I can be in the next moive, they say have you acted before I say no, and they say....sorry mate no... you cannot however, you can have lunch with us we have booked CRT Ffor ourselves and thery have booked a private party at MK for the whole evening after closing, so I join them and its great, anyway back to the hotel to have a great nights sleep.

Next day............

 

[florida sun]

...as I am about to leave the hotel for a spot of Park Hopping, I notice a crowd outside the front and I ask one of the photographers who is coming and they tell me no other than Pete Andre and Katie Price themselves to have their vows renewed at Cinderellas Castle. I hang around to see them arrive and their bouncer comes up to me and tells me I have won a golden ticket that will give me entry into the park to see this occasion for myself, well as I have nothing better to do, I make my way back to the room to get ready when.....................................

 

[jns]

There is a knock at the door
Peter is standing there , The bridemaid have not turned up the flight as been delay so could I please stand in for them

well seeing I had nothing planed why not
so off my self and Kate go shopping ,get lots of stuff and not at the outlets
so that evening myself peter and kate head to the MK and do the renewal vows at Cinderellas Castle
and then watch Wishes

How lucky am I 2 nights in a row having MK to myself

What will I do to morrow ......................

BTW Look out for the photos in OK

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

Actually an editor comes up to me and says HELLO and asks me if i would sell the pictures to him and not OK.

I agree a deal of $500,000 and sell the pix from my digital camera.

The next day I go to Epcot and ride on Mission space, I get very very ill with all of the movement, and when I get out I am rather unwell and dizzy, Try to avoid anyomore adverse publicity I am wished off to hospital for a complete medicial check over whilst there the doctor comes up to me and says.............................

 

[jns]

No have no health cover and it is going to cost you $500,000
so that is me broke again

well i get a job as a CM on the jungle cruise , have to learn the jokes first and set up home in the tree house next door for a while untill I earn some money to continure my travels .....................

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

But the Aligator one day is real and trys to bite my boat, and I really have to shoot, him, I decide to leave go to Orlando Airport with a small amount of money and I look at the flight costs, the heapest flight i can pay for is an internasl one to Las Vegas, I go there and go to Ceasars palce and have my last few dollars and bet them all on number 42.

Guess what I win a small amount so I invest it again and again and slowly over an evening make up $600,ooo, I check into Ceasars and go to bed...

 

[jns]

Thinking my luck is still in the next day , I bet the lot on luckly 13

I'm kicked out the door ,so what to do
Can I sing yes so I become Elivis and work at a wedding chapell
and guess who turn up to do another renewal ( most have had a big row again ) Peter and Katie ,
I think they are following me

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

So anyway this guy comes up to me and says his wife has left him in LV and he has tickets to the Grand Canyon by private hellicopter and so he doesnt feel like going now, do I want to go instead.

So a limo takes me to the helipad at LV airport and I have this private helicopter all to myself and fly over Hoover dame, land in the Grand canyon, have a picnic, then in the helicopter agian for a low swoop over the Colorado river, up to the top of the Strip back down the strip and to the helipad

Coming out there's lots of press again, it seems thoose two again are around, but they mistake me for someone famous, I sign autographs they take lots of pictures I say I want payment and get reasonable bucks from them, not a lot but enough to get me to the Airport to fly to Burbank and go down to Hollwood bolavard.

I check intoa local hotel and go down to see if anyone famous is at Hollywood and vine and bump into...............

 

[jns]

Peter and Kate again .......................

 

[Andrew DEREK UK]

Peter and Kate again .......................

So I hire an USA Attorney and sue them for $1m for stalking and not having a life, and win that and damages and costs! They go to jail and I sell my story to the international papers, Television, radio, Hello, and also Blue Peter.

I then travel by limo to Anerhiem and Disneyland resport CL, and check into Disneys grand Californian hotel, with a view over the Califorian park.

I have a rest then visit the parks, and have a great time.

Its great, nothing can go wrong!!