Day 5: Mug abuse! YO! My favorite WDW ever!
WARNING: MUG ABUSE MENTIONED!!!!
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Our first morning at CBR, and I have a dilemma. Well, not much of one, honestly.
See, I had planned to buy two mugs at POP, then two mugs at CBR, therefore avoiding any semblance of mug abuse. However, I impulsively bought FOUR mugs at POP, and now, here we are, at CBR. I could buy four more, but then Darth Dazzle will give me that LOOK, and Im not in the mood to pay 60 bucks for THE LOOK.
So, were in need of some caffeine (I hate to even call it COFFEE, based on the taste). So how best to refill my obviously illegal mugs without any embarrassing conflict? Lets see, well position Padawan Saba at one end of the food court, crying Wheres my Mommy to distract the CMs. At the other end, Ill have Jedi John hold up a lime green banner to distract all the disboarders who might be out an about. Ill sneak in and fill my mugs with the sorry-excuse-for-coffee, run out to the marina, confiscate a watermouse and speed (well, maybe putz) across Barefoot Bay to my room before anyone catches on.
Or maybe Ill just walk in and fill my mugs.
The kids are still asleep, so I go with plan B, and nary get a wink, nudge, tsk-tsk or evil eye.
And look at thatIve been able to live with myself AND sleep at night. Youll just have to wait for the repercussions in
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I should mention that this is not the first instance of abuse. The night before, Youngling found out that our POP mugs make a FANTASTIC sound when they are bounced on the tile floors in the sink area.
Now THATS mug abuse.
The PLAN says were going back to MGM again, but the PLAN doesnt account for the fact that we aint getting on Sourin this trip unless we go in the morning, and the PLAN doesnt have any Epcot mornings. Hey, I may like to plan ahead, and I like having that structure, but Im flexible. Really. Seriously.
So we head off to Epcot and get lined up for the rope drop. Theres a cute little show with characters first, though I wouldnt know how cute since Im 411 and in a crowd. Thats just my lot in life.
The rope drops and were fast-walking with 500 other people right over to Sourin. I like the fact that the queue is all inside; thats a great idea. We ask about a baby swap FP and Dazzle and the kids head in first. I was able to go on it myself at DL (Hey, I was at a business conference; I didnt just wantonly go to
Disneyland without my brood. Of course, Saba calls my business trips work vacations) and Ive been talking up this ride since, so its only fair they get first dibs.
The PLAN (i.e. new plan) was that I would run over to M:S to get fast-passes while they rode Sourin, but in giving us baby swap instructions the CM tells me to go wait at the exit. Why did I listen? Seriously, would they have taken away my baby-swap pass if I left to run over to M:S? But, contrary to what you may think based on my earlier indiscretion, I am a rules-follower so I wait right there while Youngling tries to escape multiple times. Perhaps she knows the ish are next door and wants to go visit them?
They finally finish and the kids and I jump back in line while Dazzle takes off with the Youngling to get M:S fast-passes. Hey, Puddy is doing the briefing! Is that the same film from DL? I forget
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We take our ride and I jump at the golf ball, even though Ive been on this before AND Jedi John warned me about it ahead of time. I blame the coffee-like caffeinated substance.
We meet up with Dazzle at M:S. Ive ridden this twice before the year it opened, and the first ride I thought it was my new favorite Disney ride, but the second I got really sick. So, Ill happily stay back with the Youngling while they ride it.
The cool thing about M:S is that it has a great exit area. Youngling and I go in there, send a silly postcard to a friend, and watch the game. Next thing you know, Space Mickey and Space Goofy come out and start walking around the crowd! Youngling and I end up second in line to see them, but she likes enjoying them from a bit of a distance.
While were glad weve now hit the major Epcot attractions, Star Wars is calling to me so its time to get over to MGM. I go looking for a boat, but there are no boats (arent there boats from Epcot to MGM?) I remind my family that I dont know
everything and we hop on the bus instead.
At MGM, we stop to have one of those discussions about what everyone wants to do. Dazzle wants to see the new stunt show, and Im still in need of a SW fix and
need to go to WWtbaM. Saba wants to go with me and Jedi John is undecided. I remind him that he didnt want to go to WWtbaM yesterday with me, so he must go with his father. Problem solved.
Youngling finds my shoulder a very comfy place to sleep while Saba and I wait in the long, crowded line for Millionaire. Now, I consider myself a pretty serious SW fan (I own four copies of the original trilogy and about 80 books), but, listening to some of the people around me, Im seriously out of my league. What should I expect from Star Wars Weekends, I guess?
We finally get seated, and since Im now nice and comfortable, Youngling decides to wake up from her nap. The host comes out and announces their special contestant for the day: R2-D2. Awesome! Its a really cute show, with the final question for Artoo being something about who did all kinds of terrible things to C-3P0, and him not picking himself. Youngling enjoys it and claps and yells Wee and Yea. Saba and I do OK on the quick-fingers question, but dont make the board at all.
A young guy gets picked who claims not to be much of a SW fan. This gets him a few boos. He does really well, though, but bombs it in the end without even calling a stormtrooper. Its a Star Wars Holiday Special question, and I admit I woudnt have gotten it right, either.
We meet up with Dazzle and Jedi, and Jedi informs me of his new planned professionstunt motorcycle driver. Great, I will not sleep again until Im 80.
On our way to lunch, we see quite a few lines for characters, but Saba doesnt find them worth the wait, but we manage to catch the green army guy with no line.
We grab a bite at Pizza Planet, and my $750 pizzas and salad are free thanks to the dining plan. Too bad we dont notice the elevator until AFTER we lug the stroller up the flight of stairs.
Its hot again (yeah, I know, Orlando in June

) and weve had a pretty full morning already, so we decide to take our break and get Youngling a proper nap. We hit The Great Movie Ride on the way out, and Jedi John sits on the faaaaaaaaar end so as not to be surprised by the alien again.
Back at CBR, we are welcomed with a very nice arrangement of our Mickeys and a new addition, that I swear is a Jawa.

Well, we're celebreties, dontcha 'ya know?
TO BE CONTINUED
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