FWD: I want a boyfriend who...

[Cassidy]

i got this on my phone

-wont mind if i eat more than him
-listens to all my long pointless tories
-wont mind my sarcasm
- shouts all my sounds out with me
-can talk to me and anything&everythin
-who knows i act crazy&weird somethings but doesnt care
-laughs at mysimple jokes then tells me when there stupid
-laughs at me, trips me, and then helps me back up
-picks me up and throws me into the pool
-make me watch football for hours
-takes me to an arcade & beats me at air hockey
-likes me for me.

 

[LizSwann32]

i got this on my phone

-wont mind if i eat more than him
-listens to all my long pointless tories
-wont mind my sarcasm
- shouts all my sounds out with me
-can talk to me and anything&everythin
-who knows i act crazy&weird somethings but doesnt care
-laughs at mysimple jokes then tells me when there stupid
-laughs at me, trips me, and then helps me back up
-picks me up and throws me into the pool
-make me watch football for hours
-takes me to an arcade & beats me at air hockey
-likes me for me.

I love that. if only it were that easy to find a guy like that

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

♪wont mind if i eat more than him
♪listens to all my long pointless tories
♪wont mind my sarcasm
♪shouts all my sounds out with me
♪can talk to me and anything&everythin
♪who knows i act crazy&weird somethings but doesnt care
♪laughs at mysimple jokes then tells me when there stupid
♪laughs at me, trips me, and then helps me back up
♪picks me up and throws me into the pool
make me watch football for hours - it's the other way around.
takes me to an arcade & beats me at air hockey - we've never played air hockey, but he's beaten me before.
♪likes me for me.

 

[JulielovesDisney]

i got this on my phone

-wont mind if i eat more than him
-listens to all my long pointless tories
-wont mind my sarcasm
- shouts all my sounds out with me
-can talk to me and anything&everythin
-who knows i act crazy&weird somethings but doesnt care
-laughs at mysimple jokes then tells me when there stupid
-laughs at me, trips me, and then helps me back up
-picks me up and throws me into the pool
-make me watch football for hours
-takes me to an arcade & beats me at air hockey
-likes me for me.

He won't have to make me watch football for hours, I'll willingly do it!!

I really like that though. Maybe I should pass out flyers to all the guys I meet. On the bottom it'll say, "If you do any of these, call this number (###)###-####"

 

[sallskellington]

haha same here. if anything, i would make HIM amelessly watch football for hours

 

[Rockstar mentality]

That guy has arrived. JK that list puts me 2 shame

 

[tinkerbellblondie19]

I wish I had that guy. I know one that's like that except that he tends to be a little bit of a jerk to me and has blown off our personal convos since I told him I liked him, but oh well. It's giving me something to write poetry about, and I've never gone through an English class without a poetry unit, so I know I'll use it :]

 

[pirateprinces_dancer]

That is soooo sweet. I like the flyer idea XD i may do that on like the last day of skool or something as a joke.....or i'll make it look that way XD

 

[Rockstar mentality]

accauly i can do alot of that but im not perfectt.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

He won't have to make me watch football for hours, I'll willingly do it!!

I really like that though. Maybe I should pass out flyers to all the guys I meet. On the bottom it'll say, "If you do any of these, call this number (###)###-####"

Niiiice.
But that's really sweet and cute. The ones that apply to my bf have the ♥ next to them.

-Won't mind if I eat more than him ♥
-Listens to all my long, pointless stories ♥
-Won't mind my sarcasm ♥
-Shouts all my sounds out with me
-Can talk to me and anything&everything ♥
-Who knows I act crazy&weird sometimes but doesn't care ♥
-Laughs at my simple jokes then tells me when there stupid
-Laughs at me, trips me, and then helps me back up ♥
-Picks me up and throws me into the pool ♥ (wayyy too many times)
-Make me watch football for hours ♥ (I willingly do this)
-Takes me to an arcade & beats me at air hockey ♥
-Likes me for me ♥

 

[DisGirlAllie]

accauly i can do alot of that but im not perfectt.

Don't worry. Girls get wayy too suspicious when their boyfriend acts perfect. It just seems....unnatural.

 

[Rockstar mentality]

yeah i know that. It makes people suspect that u have somthing to hide and thats never good even if u dont have anything 2 hide.

p.s. i have a girlfriend i original yposted in here as a joke

 

[CastawayJ]

I want a girlfriend who

wont mind eating just because of her "figure"
tells me long pointless stories
wont use much sarcasm (realy bad at telling the diference)
shouts screams and has a good time
will talk to me and anything&everythin so i can help if needed
who knows i act crazy&weird somethings but doesnt care
laughs at mysimple jokes then tells me when there stupid
laughs at me, trips me, and then helps me back up vice versa as well
picks me up and throws me into the pool and doesn't care if other way around
make me watch anything but football for hours
takes me to an arcade & beats me at air hockey
likes me for me

 

[Rockstar mentality]

hahahaz good luck with that castawayj

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

Something added to my list :

Loves the same music *cough has to think Freddie is gorgeous cough*

Um..

Doesn't say "yeah, Id tap that" about everything. (This is a big issue)

Hm..

what else..

Doesn't mind when I roll around on the floor when I hear a Queen song on the radio.

Stays up late on the phone talking about random stuff, but then when you get to school the next day he says that he misses you. Aww XD

Or..

Remembers useless stuff that you said.


INSIDE JOKES.

Can keep your deepest darkest secrets.

Makes me laugh.

Tells me I look perdy even though Im a wreck.


HOLDZ HAND

ZOMG
THATS A BIGGIE

In a bajillion years from now, when someone finally decides they are brave enough to ask me out and I say yes, they bettahs hold my hand at useless times.

 

[CastawayJ]

hahahaz good luck with that castawayj

lol
i have found out that the only people who like me for me are on here
don't realy know why but most of my "friends" just use me for something or other

I kinda wish that the students at my school would grow up a little

 

[Rockstar mentality]

dont worry i like u for u (in a straight way)

 

[DramaQueen]

aww cute


-Won't mind if I eat more than him --my BF wouldn't but i could never. he is a garbage disposal in disguise
-Listens to all my long, pointless stories--i just got off the phone with him and was telling him about the 'ranks' of my stuffed animals...how's that for listening to pointless stories!! lol
-Won't mind my sarcasm--I am horrendously sarcastic, but he always knows whether i'm being serious or not
-Shouts all my sounds out with me--?? not quite sure i shout sounds?
-Can talk to me and anything&everything--isn't afraid to show his emotions and share personal stories
-Who knows I act crazy&weird sometimes bu t doesn't care--farts in front of me...and occasioanlly lets me do the same
-Laughs at my simple jokes then tells me when there stupid--pfft my jokes are NOT stupid.
-Laughs at me, trips me, and then helps me back up--wrestles me, laughs at me, wrestles me again, THEN helps me up.
-Picks me up and throws me into the pool--once with my clothes on!!
-Make me watch football for hours--only if i can distract him with the occasional smooch
-Takes me to an arcade & beats me at air hockey--or lets ME beat HIM, and then lets me brag about it after.
-LOVES me for me


and i would like to take this opportunity to add some things onto this list, to make it even more difficult for the not so SWEETdudes out there (sorry, but you've got alot to live up to)
-Randomly shows up at my work, just to say hello
-Will stay on the phone with me for an hour, even though we both know how much he HATES being on the phone!
-Brings me popsicles & the Aristocats when my cat passes away (okay, maybe that one is a LITTLE case specific )
-Makes me cheesy mixed CDs
-Tells me I look even more beautiful when I'm dressed down and looking like a bum
-Lets me take pictures of him/us

 

[XxCuriosityxX<3]

Hmm, I'll just take Edward Cullen.

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

I was going to say "Ain't he a little old???" but then I thought about it and that would make me a complete hypocrite (sp?)