Funny VMK stories

[ash410]

I must say, I love funny stories. So when I experience them in VMK, weither its trade rooms or general rooms I always have to tell someone. My story today is, I go to a trade room looking for a purple gate for my purple room. I ask the general question "does anyone have a purple gate for trade." I get a trade request, so I accept. This boy puts up 2 "pink" door teleporters. I say, sorry I was asking for a pruple gate. And those are Pink doors. (not worth anything but I was kind and didn't say that comment) He says he has something else (I forgot) for my gold mickey ears. I say no thanks, they were a gift, not for trade. And then he says "you are mean" yes thats right. he said I was mean for not trading my gift from a good dis friend. I don't know about you but I had to laugh at that.

Please, tell me, and anyone reading, what your funny story of the days is

 

[Azure]

The day the beta ended than it was girlfriends/boyfriends all over the place.... LOL not funny

 

[LuvN~Travel]

I think the funniest for me was the one my son told. He was in the dragon room getting his credits from her, and some kid said something to the effect of what was wrong with the dragon? My son piped up and said ah, she just has heartburn. Another kid said, oh, are you a veternarian? My son said, Nope, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night. Kids...the things they think of.
Kim

 

[ash410]

HAHA so tonight, as i am searching for a top hat and cowboy hat, i am in this trade room. this boy asks to trade me, i accept. he puts up 2 pink door teleporters. then i ask what he would like for them (even though i can get them for free) and he says...... get this..... wait for it.... INFERNO (sp) thats right ladies and gentelmen. thats what he was asking for. oh, i told him he must be kidding. i can get them for free. some people just are too darn funny

 

[mewmewpwr]

somebody offerd .....................one pink door teleporter One!! for my crown i died

 

[ash410]

somebody offerd .....................one pink door teleporter One!! for my crown i died

oh that is too funny!!!! Ok lets keep the funny stories going, for those of us who have tests coming up be it gradeschool, high school, or college, or anything else. we need this thread to keep our spirits up

 

[Azure]

Ah I got exams on friday HELP!!!

 

[Sonya]

blue flips and pink doors for my ears!

 

[shadow pirate]

I have to bring up my sad, sad tale of some random nooblet:

(Nooblet asks to trade, I accept)

Nooblet: Give me your stuff.
Me: Yea, right
Nooblet: Now
Me: No
( I close trade window)
Nooblet (To entire room): This person won't give me his stuff
Almost everyone in the room (something to the effect of): Reported
Me (to Nooblet): Have a nice day

 

[ash410]

and the night continues with a person wanting a pin collection for One Pink door. and then a little later, a person wanting to trade who... wants free hats. i tell them nicely no because i am collecting. they say plz over and over. i exit out after saying no 3 times. then another person trades, saying they want free hat.. i think its the same person but they say i talked to their sister and wouldent give a free hat. i said the same thing to that person.. i am collecting sorry. i traded for them i wont give away. man oh man some people

 

[Nanoer]

well here's a really funny story a girl almost traded me her bird hat for a set of mismatched teleporters(i was seeing what deals i could get) but i didnt want to create a fuss and get reported so being the nice guy i am i close the window so she thought i got dc

 

[Nanoer]

blue flips and pink ears for my ears!

what are pink ears?

 

[Tampa]

Once the "plz plz u have so many" garbage starts up, myself and about four friends usually follow with:

friend1: plz plz Plz Plz

friend2: plz plz omg omg

friend3: Plz Plz plz plz or report

friend4: plz plz omg tyvm

me: plz omg plz omg!!

 

[Tampa]

I have a maze that has been upgraded with palm trees to make the maze, well, more up to par with the prizes.

I love being able to pin point who's sending mules through. Most of the time, it's maze vets who've visited me before and they come out with:

"Owner I can see me because of tree.."

"Owner remove trees.."

like a script, I follow with, "How about I just put the winners chair under you?"

 

[Aunt Cawa]

When the Tomorrowland Hub first opened I was walking toward the teleporters and I see out of the corner of my eye, a boy saying "lady". Don't think anything of it and continue on my way to Star Traders. I am standing there and the same boy comes up to me and gets right in my face and says "lady do you want to be my mommy". Now this was right in the beginning of the mummy, duhduh, baby thing and I had never run into this before. Of course, I can't answer him because I am laughing so hard because all I can think of is Jerry Lewis in his old movies yelling "Ladeee".


For all you youngsters, Jerry Lewis used to make movies before he started doing telethons. They are quite unique!

 

[PurpleDuck]

For all you youngsters, Jerry Lewis used to make movies before he started doing telethons. They are quite unique!

Too old here, so I am one that remembers those movies! Woot, he was a great comedian. Yes, I can see how easily you were reminded of that too!

 

[marypops!]

how about the time when someone was telling people to join the pink team and i kept joining the green because it annoys them (done that a few times today) well she started the game when i was on the green and then the other team goes "i thought there wsa only on person on that team" and i say "no i joined at the last moment" so everyone playing says i'm mean because i joined the green team when the person wanted everyone on pink which made no sense so because of that my team member left because she didn't want anyone on her team

another time i beat 2 girls at 58-70 and they kept calling me a cheater because they say you can't get that many ghosts

 

[TikiKrissy]

Here's my funny story.
Yesterday I was chatting to my friend Fan in the Fantasyland in the Sky room, we were alone for quite some time, then players started popping in. There were several players doing the "u taken" thing, including one girl that wouldn't leave this poor boy alone. He told her that he was not interested in her, since he had just met her!! She kept bugging him and he kept patiently explaining that they should take some time to get to know each other. This went on for like ten minutes!! Fan and I were ROFL. Finally the boy said that he would have to think about it and exited the room. The girl just stood there for a while, then went up to another boy!

 

[shadow pirate]

Here's my funny story.
Yesterday I was chatting to my friend Fan in the Fantasyland in the Sky room, we were alone for quite some time, then players started popping in. There were several players doing the "u taken" thing, including one girl that wouldn't leave this poor boy alone. He told her that he was not interested in her, since he had just met her!! She kept bugging him and he kept patiently explaining that they should take some time to get to know each other. This went on for like ten minutes!! Fan and I were ROFL. Finally the boy said that he would have to think about it and exited the room. The girl just stood there for a while, then went up to another boy!

Guess she was looking for choices. Either that or she is a word I don't want to say to keep myself out of trouble .

 

[Jennie81994]

Ok.. So I was in a room (forgot what it was for.. I think trade)so I am standing there waiting to get in. People are talking and so girl asked to trade with me. I accepted. We say hi and that kind of stuff. She asked me in these exact words.." Can i please try on your yellow dress?" Well I dont know about you but I can not trust that! She says please but i keep saying no. After a while i just close the trade box window thing. Then the same girl asked the whole room." Can I try on someones dress I want to see what it looks like on me". I think it is funny that someone would ask that. I think I made a good desision not letting her "Try it on" because I do not want me dress stolen!!