Funny Thread

[higgy66]

Sometimes we can have some sad/unhappy threads on here and I just thought we could start a funny story thread.

So if anyone has a funny story from their past they would like to share please join in - don't let me be the only "daft" person.

OK - I have that many.......

My parents live on a very steep hill and you have to go up the hill and past the entrance to the street they live on and then reverse into the street.

One day, while still living at home, I was walking home from work down the hill and I saw my parents car coming up the hill. Knowing they would only go so far past the street entrance before reversing I jumped onto the road in front of the car - started to shake my chest like a lap dancer and then turned around and pushed my bum into the air.

When I had finished my little routine I turned around and from the corner of my eye I could see my parents car parked up outside their house.

I looked at the driver of the car and I can still see his face now!

I just burst out lauging and ran into the street. I was crying so much with laughter it took me ages to tell my parents what i'd done!

I would love to have been a fly on the wall when he got home and told people what had happened.

 

[scottish mum]

Its not about me but about DD's nursery teacher. It even made the local paper.

When we had all the snow 2 weeks ago, she was going to take her dogs for a walk in a forest close to where she lived. She spent a good 10 mins clearing her car off all the snow and then off she went. Once she arrived at the forest she went to let the dogs out. BUT she had forgotten to put them in the car in the 1st place. When she got home she was met by her husband who was waiting for her shaking his head.

 

[wishspirit]

I had a bit of a stupid day yesterday!

Not only did I forget to take my towel into the bathroom to have a shower, so I had to call my housemate (the female one) to bring one to me.

I then convinced one of my male housemates to help me fix my bike. I had to nag him for a while, he finally got up and came downstairs, went into the garden, when I realised I had left my bike at uni!!! That was cringe worthy, I got the mickey taken all day!

 

[Tink2312]

I had a really cringeworthy moment at WDW last hol.
I was on one of the WDW buses and as some of you may know, there aren't really many places to hold on and the ride can be a bit bumpy.
Well, me and my Dad had just got on at DTD, I sat down and thought Dad was sitting next to me. We turned out of DTD, I put my hand on "my Dad's" bare leg to steady myself, then looked down and thought - THAT'S NOT MY DAD!! I looked up and my Dad was on the other side of the bus just laughing
So basically, I molested some random guy on the WDW buses!!

 

[pixiepower04]

Many years ago I had quite a bad cold and whilst drinking some tea I sneezed and all the tea came out my nose