Funny, this never happens on the roads around here.

[WDWHound]

Beware of falling cows? Where in the world is this a problem?

 

[meeshi]

That's funny! I've never heard of that happening around here either.

 

[ebaynut31]

HAHAHA. Laughing hysterically here!

I think I saw one of those up in NH. There is one place I go by all the time when up there and the cows live right on the edge of this huge hillside. I always wonder how many have fallen.


hahahahhaa

 

[WDWHound]

I just get this picture of a police crisis management team standing up at the top of a cliff saying "Easy now, Bessie, things aren't that bad, theres no need to jump. Lets just talk for a little bit. Come on, take a couple step towards us. Bessie? BESSIE! NOOOOOOO!

 

[phorsenuf]

Originally posted by WDWHound
I just get this picture of a police crisis management team standing up at the top of a cliff saying "Easy now, Bessie, things aren't that bad, theres no need to jump. Lets just talk for a little bit. Come on, take a couple step towards us. Bessie? BESSIE! NOOOOOOO!

That's good!!

 

[Kimberle]

Nope! Not around here either!!

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Well I think the whole thing is "udderly" silly , I have real "beef" with falling cows I mean how do you explain that to your insurance agent he would think it a tall "tail" and I refuse to "milk this for any more puns!

 

[tcfdick]

ROTFL
This never happens here in Kentucky either, but I have seen cow 'road kill'!

 

[phorsenuf]

Originally posted by edcrbnsoul
Well I think the whole thing is "udderly" silly , I have real "beef" with falling cows I mean how do you explain that to your insurance agent he would think it a tall "tail" and I refuse to "milk this for any more puns!

ohhhhh geeeeez

 

[Beast]

Well I think the whole thing is "udderly" silly

Well I don't. I think that this has been a very "moooooooooving" thread and that's no "Bull". WDWHound would "steer" us wrong posting a warning sign like that. They're "steaking" their honesty on it.

(((okay, okay)))

 

[mrsv98]

Gee Hound,

I though this thread was going to be about this...



TAIPEI - Residents of Tainan learned a lesson in whale biology after the decomposing remains of a 60-ton sperm whale exploded on a busy street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours.

The 56-foot-long whale had been on a truck headed for a necropsy by researchers, when gases from internal decay caused its entrails to explode in the southern city of Tainan.

Residents and shop owners wore masks while trying to clean up the spilt blood and entrails.

"What a stinking mess. This blood and other stuff that blew out on the road is disgusting, and the smell is really awful," a BBC News report quoted one Tainan resident as saying.
Taiwan Apple Daily via Reuters
The sperm whale was being carried by truck through Tainan.

The whale had died on Jan. 17 after it beached itself on the southwestern coast of the island.

Researchers at the National Cheng Kung University in Tainan said enough of the whale remained to allow for an examination by marine biologists.


Also something you don't see on the street everyday!

edited to fix the image

 

[poohkie]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

 

[ZachnElli]

Someone should have put a warning up!

 

[DISJAZZ]

I have seen this sign in Colorado. There is a highway there that is used to test the handling characteristics of Corvettes. The tragic truth of this sign is that cows wait on the hills to try and jump down into convertible Corvettes to drive them. The curious thing about this phenomenon is that it is always females of the species who attempt this, so, alas, there's no bull in this story.

 

[Micca]

Now you know what they mean by "ground beef"