funny things u have heard

[cool1guy1me]

what is the funniest thing u have heard at disney or any where else. the funniest thing was on another thread. it was at a restarant. a daughter didn't want to eat her food and was throwing a fit. the mom got fed up with it and said "if u don't quit i am going to tie u to that chair." the girl looked at her mom with a kind of smug look and said "with what?"

 

[wdwgirl03]

Last year when we were leaving to go to WDW our plane was just taking off and this one little kid said, "Wow, I can see the whole world!!" And we were maybe 5 feet off the ground, LOL. It was so funny and so cute.

 

[lilsoccerchik]

Once my mom asked my little sister why George Washington's dad didnt punish him when he cut down the cherry tree
My sister said:
"Cuz he still had the axe in his hand"