Funny Things People Say

[dancegrl1093]

strange world we live in!!!!! lol!!!!!!

 

[shellybellypolo]

more like SCARY WORLD!!!!!

 

[DisVolleyBallGurl]

LOL this one was really funny!!

Girl: Are you taken? Are you taken?
Me: No sorry, I'm not into the taken thing.
Girl: Aww plz, don't you like girls?
Me: Yes irl, friends only online
Girl: Plz Plz Plz
Me: Yeti is looking for a girl
Girl: Really? Who is Yeti?
Me: Yes, go visit him at the Matterhorn in Fantasyland
Girl: Ok ty!

 

[DisneyPirateDragon]

rotfl!!! the one with the crown reminds me of veruca salt....

i also like the ones with the air hat and the bird that's taken! too funny!!!

btw, just had to share this stupid line that some guy actually said to me:

okay, so in my signature i used to have: if you need help just ask me.

so this guy goes i need help! i need help! i need help!
i finally come back from afk and am like: yeah i can help you what do you need?
the guy goes i need help!
i say, yeah i know. what do you need help with?
he says you! and i just start laughing although it's not that funny

I am on my sister's quote thing and does anyone else think bay be is the most annoying thing in the entire world? I think bay be is just stupid to begin with! Let's get the person who created bay be, and let's hit em!

 

[DisneyPirateDragon]

ROFL! i laughed so much at the one where the "bay be in a box" came in and the person was like "-puts back in box and throws out door-" i laughed all day at that one.. i was just sitting in class and would start laughing.. and no one knew what i was laughing about..

I think bay be is just stupid. Vmk Staff should ban people who do it or people who are saying "I'm going to have a bay be, help me!" That's just plain stupid! I am not going to put up with bay be anymore! Who's with me? (Player: AceQueen_Vanessa) (My sister's player: EragonsBlueDragon.) I mean, when people dress like bay be but don't act like 1 that's fine, but bay be who are always saying "I'm in a box and i need a mummy" not ok! I would watch out bc some bay be can scam.

 

[LuNaReVe]

ROFL....omg those are 2 funny

 

[DisneyPirateDragon]

I am on my sister's quote thing and does anyone else think bay be is the most annoying thing in the entire world? I think bay be is just stupid to begin with! Let's get the person who created bay be, and let's hit em!

I know i'm replying to my own quote thing, but I just want to let you people know I am a pirates of the caribbean fan, also!

(Jack, Norrington, and Will fight over the key)
Elizabeth: Stop it!
(Jack, Norrington, and Will keep fighting)
(They all run away then Norrington pushes Will to the ground with his foot)
Elizabeth: Will!
Will: Guard the chest.
Elizabethlooks up madly) No!
(eliabeth starts running) Elizabeth: This is barbaric! This is no way for grown men to settle.. Oh, fine! Let's just hual out our swords and start banging away at each other that'll solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobby-legged, rum-soaked, Pirates! (Elizabeth starts throwing sand and says: Enough!) Lol sorry that's my favorite part. Hehe

 

[Pirate Me]

Kid: - picks nose -
Me: ROFL
Kid: I can't get it out! Dude, help me!
Me: Uh..
Kid: Please! My hand is not small enough to fit in my nose!
Me: I would hope so.
Kid: not all my hand, the little things on the end of it.
Me: oh..
Kid: Please dude!
Me: Why don't you ask the boogie monster?
Kid: You stink!
Me: I just had a shower
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thats my favorite!!!