Funny Things People Say

[WDWfan36]

I was looking at other boards and found some funny, some weird moments VMK players experienced. So I copied them and pasted them here. None are by me so no credits to me. I just copy and paste lol

Here are some funny things I've seen due to the limited word use and other reasons.


1. I have eat trees
2. That person <edited> so bad they socks stinks
3. I need fix oh oh though sand points too for or ive times
4. ah! my foot stuck i fell in ride it fall off
5. Me sad am mouse with no cheese
6. What is a mickey
7. I have green flips, who will trade for them? (Puts on Green Hat) See!
8. g2g must wash room then eat
9. I am big cat and need lots of meet feed me
10. My pink car is a lemon and they won't give me a new one
11. I was playing hide and seek with duh duh and he delete me
12. Your friend smells like bad fish
13. How do I dance
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The hide and seek one was the funniest. I have one:
Player1:are you taken?
Player2:no
1h
2:are u taken?
1:no
2:want to my mine?
1:do u have cheese? i a bay be cat and need cheese
2:so.. are u my girl friend?
1:...
Me: ROTFL
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Girl: hey
Boy: huh were you talking to me i was eating my foot
Girl: uh me too exsepted i eat my toes for breackfast
Boy:- eats toes - aww i forgot the kats up
Girl : you crazy te he he
Boy: what i was eating my toes
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My Friend: Hello I'm Auska and I will be your reporter.
Me: Ok, hi Auska! *wave*
My Friend: We'll be back soon, were just going to take a break.
Me: Ok dude!
My Friend: *eats chips*
Me: Hey, I want some chips too! Oh come on dude please? Chips!
My Friend: Ok, ok, here's your chips. *throws chips at CubbyDoggie*
Me: *the soft bag of chips hits me in the head* Ow!
Me: *Tries to eat chips through eyes. Puts chips in eyes.*
Me: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't see!!!!!
My Friend: Now look at the picture. Do you see the avalanch in the picture? Well that is what happened at Matterhorn.
Me: I wish I could see, but everything has gone dark!
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This bay be enters the fireworks lobby and cries, right. Well then she comes up to me and says -makes big eyes at futuremartymcfly so he feel bad and be my duh duh -

Well, I just say "ok.." and walk away, but then she presses, going "Mummy left me in a shoe box on main street with scary people who put me in a ocean and I sail away to VMK" " I have no food and am poor, might be dead if you don't help"

Then I just say nothing and start ROFL as she continues

"plz plz Plz your my only hope, i have weak arms""plays with soft toes and makes big eyes" "your my only hope" "your rich, I need a rich duh duh who can feed me good food"

then my game starts, but this happened Again today! this time at pirates lobby, but the weird thing is she acted with the exact same script as before.

oh I forgot her signature: Me poor new worn bay be almost dead in a shoe box
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New Player: How do I get to the next room?

Me: Click on the end of this room by the turnstiles until it turns red and says exit.

New Player: How do I click?
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Bay be: Mummy I want crown
Mummy: Does anyone have a crown for trade?
Bay be: Mummy now!
Mummy: Anyone have a crown please for my bay be girl
Bay be: - cry -
Bay be: - cry -
Bay be: Mummy I want crown now
Mummy: I will get you one
Me: (Walks up to bay be) I think you should get it on your own
Bay be: - cry -
Mummy: Don't be mean to my bay be
Me: I'm not being mean, I just think she should learn to do things on her own
Mummy: Anyone have a crown
Bay be: Me want crown now
Bay be: - cry -
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this new person comes in my room and says : I want free stuff!!
I told her : this is not a free stuff room
then she says : - looks at with puppy dog eyes -
then I say : ok
we get in trade and I say : here is your new air
then she says : ty for the new hat

I gave her nothing in trade and she thought I gave her a hat.
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1."I can get u 50th plus 50th green crates for that herbie couch and briar stone'

2.You need too for ty tho (or though) sand points and lose for fireworks magic. Reply Usually = ty?

3.Trading extremely rare Ned Pin!!

4.I will trade these green flips for your inferno (green suede shoes appear on trade window)

5.I have tent fire windows now!

6.I g2g put on my sleep clothes brb
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this girl is acting like a bay be she says : pulls on thing -
and her sister goes : wat thing ??
and the girl says : the bird
and her sister says : thats not a bird its a chair
and she says : oh no I sit on bird
and then her sister says : oh poor bird bad sister
and then when she gets dc
me and her sister were lol like crazy!

and she was not a new player she had been playing for three weeks so I thought this was funny
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Girl: Are you taken? Are you taken?
Me: No sorry, I'm not into the taken thing.
Girl: Aww plz, don't you like girls?
Me: Yes irl, friends only online
Girl: Plz Plz Plz
Me: Yeti is looking for a girl
Girl: Really? Who is Yeti?
Me: Yes, go visit him at the Matterhorn in Fantasyland
Girl: Ok ty!

She leaves.
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Kid: - picks nose -
Me: ROFL
Kid: I can't get it out! Dude, help me!
Me: Uh..
Kid: Please! My hand is not small enough to fit in my nose!
Me: I would hope so.
Kid: not all my hand, the little things on the end of it.
Me: oh..
Kid: Please dude!
Me: Why don't you ask the boogie monster?
Kid: You stink!
Me: I just had a shower
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Player: Is your bird taken?
Me: Yep.
Player: plz i want it so bad
Me: You haven't even met it!
Player: but its on ur he add
Me: Oh!! You want me to trade it?
Player: yes!!
Me: Ok
Me: No its not for trade
Player: ur dumbo
Me: Yeah, I play the role of dumbo, he's pretty awesome to play too
Player: omg you are dumbo!!
Me:..so, I have giant ears ok
Player:Are you taken?
Me: Yeah
Player: by who?
Me: My Seagull Hat, didn't I tell you my seagull hat was taken?
Player: omg..
Player: i'm going, ur a (Beep!!)
Me: Bye!!
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Boy:Ur hat
Me: wut about it?
Boy: No ur Hat
Me: wut's wrong with my hat?!?!
Boy: uh.. nvm, ur dumbo!
Me: oh so now ur calling me a flying elephant, gosh thx..
Boy: uh whatever..
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player: -takes off pants-
at this point i'm thinking woah this guy is weird, but then
player: -goes do do on boy behind me-
me: uh ok
player: boy behind me. you have something brown on your shoe
me: oh yeah?

then he left, or maybe the owner botted him. i don't know
Ewwww
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Girl: (to my friend) Are You Taken?
Friend:No... and I dont want to be.
Girl: Do you like cheese?
Friend:I guess, I dont no.
Girl: I like cheese alot! - eats cheese -
Friend: OK, can I go party with my friend now?
Girl: OMG, your taken! I am breaking up with you!
Friend:But, we weren't together..
Girl:I am going to report you for something bad that you didn't do!
(staff walks into room)
Me: Uh, Red? Can you help him?
VMK_Red: OK Aceastrofrog, I will do what I can, and thank you for bringing this to my attention.
I think the girl was in utter shock. LOL I think she is getting banned!
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i find signatures hilarious sometimes.. a lot of them don't make sense like this one
"i am a bay be, i have the greastest mummy, no walk talk"
uh for on she just talked.. two how come her grammer wasn't that bad until the end?
my friends signature:
"some people say i have A.D.D but i think.. hey look a chicken!"
once in my guest room:
"-curls around tiki-" yup someone hugged a tiki.. thats just not, NORMAL
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Girl: u taken?
Me:no
Girl:want to be mine?
Me:no
Girl:Why?!
Me:..no
Girl: (angry) your going to be my boy or else!
Me:no
Me:no
Me:no
Girl:- kicks -
Me:kicks no.
And she leaves. and the thing is, i had only learned to type no, hello, and, yes, and then i learned kick on VMK LOL
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Me: Hello. I love your outfit. It's cute.
Girl: Thanks. I like yours too.
Me: Thank you very much.
Girl: Hey! That wasn't nice! Im reporting you!
Me: why?
Girl: because you like my outfit.
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Girl 1: I have to go we we!
Girl 2: go in the water!
Girl 1: ok
Girl 1 walks over to water cooler
Girl 2: awesome!
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Boy: Can me and my bay be get something to drink. My bay be is to warm.
Waiter: uh sure. - get's water -
Girl: I want chocolete cake bay be
Boy: What ever you want you get bay be. wait tear?
Waiter: Yes ?
Boy: Get my bay be some chocolete cake
waiter: Here you go girl.
Girl: Omg it is posion.
Boy; What did you do, wait tear!
Girl: I think I think - faints -
Boy: You wait here bay be I will get a docter ( p.S I am ROFL right now)
Docter: Which on is she?
Boy: Her
Docter: - checks heart - She has a bad heart
Boy: NO!
Docter: She is better now i fix her
Boy: Ok good
Girl: I hat you! I will not ever talk to you again more on!
Docter: Please pay me
Boy: wat!
Docter: i want magic now or I report
Boy: I have a broke heart i can not pay you
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Guest: Omg! I just got flying carpet and inferno and will give to first person who says i
Some other Dude (SOD): i!!
Guest: You win now how do i give?
SOD: accept my trade request first.
Guest: ok how
SOD: Press ok
Guest: where is ok?
SOD: at the trade request I sent you
Guest: how do I press?
SOD: use your mouse and click it
Guest: A mouse! I hate mouses! gross, im leaving

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player: - comes into pirate prison - me bay be, mummy put me in box and throw me here.
Me: ..
player: will you be my duh duh?
Me: nope
player: please!
Me: - puts bay be back in box and throws out door -
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us:OMG guess what?
them:wat?
us:you just got cheesed!!

and then we went to another place and we were like

us:Special News Report
themh what?
us: Dont eat yellow snow its bad for you i know ive tried its not lemon!!
guestblahblah:tyvm
guestblahblah: tyvm Ahar
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Me: Cow!
LuckyMagicCharm: :O Well thank you very much!
Me: Omg! I didn't mean you! I mean.. i wanted to say the sound a cow makes.

And also,I made a forest thing and put parrot palm trees in a circle. I put a teleporter from the front of the room and another one in the middle of the trees. I made my friends GalaxyGalaxyGal ( my cousin irl) and LuckyMagicCharm go through the teleporter at the front of the room.Then i took them both away when they were in the middle of the trees.It went like this:
Me:Muahahaha! You're stuck there forever, I'll take over the world!
Galaxy: Haha! * leaves room and then comes back in*
Charm: Save me!!
Galaxy: CuteHayley, put that teleporter back in there , now!!
Me: Never!
galaxy: Do it!
Me: Okay * i do it and then trap galaxy in crates *
Me:Haha! More of the adventures of charm,galaxy and cute later!
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people: hugs!
me:hugs!
boy:ah!! not hugs!
i chased him around trying to hug him.
i hug him a bunch and he says "look what you did!" and he changes to blonde hair and a blue outfit, he walks up to my friend and says "hey pretty lady"
"you taken?" im running screaming no! dont listen to him! ah! and he says "ah must change evil again" then im like no dont help him! and then he walks up to me and says "hey pretty lady" so i say ah!! runs! and he starts to chase me yelling hugs!! finally i say ok i will help you change to evil again and i say (gives him a butterfly) <some may not find this part funny> he says "looks at butterfly" then he says "burns butterfly" <the not so funny part> my friend is asking me to come to her room and i say ok then he says hey pretty lady wait up! i scream and throw him another butterly and this time he burns it again and i give him a cookie he goes bad again and starts to chase me with hugs and i put on my hug proof suit <space suit> and i say turns on water and sprays he yells oh no! and he says (turns off water) and then hugged me but i disconnected so i dont know what hapened after that.
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So something to add about what I did.

I was playing pirates and I wasn't really awake. I was trying to kill a ship but they wouldn't die, so I am like, what am i doing wrong. I look up on the screen and it says "Stop trying to dead me, I am on your team" I was like opps. She didn't tell me this untill after two rounds of me trying to kill her. LOL I now know why I lost the game.


What funny things have VMK players said to you?

 

[Someybody]

"is the fish Taken"
-from BriarLori's Monorail quest.

 

[.:PDAZ:.]

These are HILARIUS. This one is my favourite..

This bay be enters the fireworks lobby and cries, right. Well then she comes up to me and says -makes big eyes at futuremartymcfly so he feel bad and be my duh duh -

Well, I just say "ok.." and walk away, but then she presses, going "Mummy left me in a shoe box on main street with scary people who put me in a ocean and I sail away to VMK" " I have no food and am poor, might be dead if you don't help"

Then I just say nothing and start ROFL as she continues

"plz plz Plz your my only hope, i have weak arms""plays with soft toes and makes big eyes" "your my only hope" "your rich, I need a rich duh duh who can feed me good food"

then my game starts, but this happened Again today! this time at pirates lobby, but the weird thing is she acted with the exact same script as before.

oh I forgot her signature: Me poor new worn bay be almost dead in a shoe box

 

[WDWfan36]

I thought that one was weird, but I knew someone would think it's funny

 

[dancegrl1093]

rotfl!!! the one with the crown reminds me of veruca salt....

i also like the ones with the air hat and the bird that's taken! too funny!!!

btw, just had to share this stupid line that some guy actually said to me:

okay, so in my signature i used to have: if you need help just ask me.

so this guy goes i need help! i need help! i need help!
i finally come back from afk and am like: yeah i can help you what do you need?
the guy goes i need help!
i say, yeah i know. what do you need help with?
he says you! and i just start laughing although it's not that funny

 

[StitchfansJr]

I don't like the "The sentance below is true" thing. IMO Why have that in your signature? It's like having nothing in their at all IMO...

 

[Dreaming_of_Disney]

Those are too funny!

 

[Koolkidq]

Player: Is your bird taken?
Me: Yep.
Player: plz i want it so bad
Me: You haven't even met it!
Player: but its on ur he add
Me: Oh!! You want me to trade it?
Player: yes!!
Me: Ok
Me: No its not for trade
Player: ur dumbo
Me: Yeah, I play the role of dumbo, he's pretty awesome to play too
Player: omg you are dumbo!!
Me:..so, I have giant ears ok
Player:Are you taken?
Me: Yeah
Player: by who?
Me: My Seagull Hat, didn't I tell you my seagull hat was taken?
Player: omg..
Player: i'm going, ur a (Beep!!)
Me: Bye!!

OMG!! That is too funny!!

You always know the funniest things to say!
I also loved the Bay be in a box one

 

[sassymom]

All I can say is !!! Those were too funny, thanks for sharing.

 

[dancegrl1093]

I don't like the "The sentance below is true" thing. IMO Why have that in your signature? It's like having nothing in their at all IMO...

oh, you got me thinking! i saw someone a while back that wrote: The next sentence is true. The last sentence is false. why put that in your siggy????

 

[shellybellypolo]

this was in real life. i went to Seaside Heights a month or two ago with my best friend, BlueSavannah (no names due to parental request, and btw her name is not Savannah), and down at Seaside they have this log flume ride that looks as if it was to collapse into a zillion pieces, and it is almost over the ocean, so whenever we go on it, we always say, "Oh god. we will fall out of this car and drown(because when you look to your left all you see is water!)." and so the log flume is made of a small hill that has a 'wavy' base and a big hill that gives a huge splash. when we went this year we forgot how scaryish it was, and so we got in a car and it was rusty, so we assumed only the worst(death ). we got up to the top and we looked out and screamed. we were saying our goodbyes like "i love you" and "your the best friend ever". well as we approached the hill, she said to me " your my best friend in the-" and we started to tip down the big hill and just as we started our decline she belted out "woooooooooooorld!!!!" people AROUND the world could hear her. my MOM could hear her about twenty feet away. it was hilarious!

 

[WDWfan36]

this was in real life. i went to Seaside Heights a month or two ago with my best friend, BlueSavannah (no names due to parental request, and btw her name is not Savannah), and down at Seaside they have this log flume ride that looks as if it was to collapse into a zillion pieces, and it is almost over the ocean, so whenever we go on it, we always say, "Oh god. we will fall out of this car and drown(because when you look to your left all you see is water!)." and so the log flume is made of a small hill that has a 'wavy' base and a big hill that gives a huge splash. when we went this year we forgot how scaryish it was, and so we got in a car and it was rusty, so we assumed only the worst(death ). we got up to the top and we looked out and screamed. we were saying our goodbyes like "i love you" and "your the best friend ever". well as we approached the hill, she said to me " your my best friend in the-" and we started to tip down the big hill and just as we started our decline she belted out "woooooooooooorld!!!!" people AROUND the world could hear her. my MOM could hear her about twenty feet away. it was hilarious!

LOL sounds funny. I was thinking to actually make an Free Air Room lol

 

[milkabum]

Ime a kat gimme chiiz pls.

 

[dancegrl1093]

lol! i walked into the emporium and saw someone saying "i eat you" my god!!! reminds me of that line in charlie and the chocolate factory about cannibilism.......

 

[WDWfan36]

lol! i walked into the emporium and saw someone saying "i eat you" my god!!! reminds me of that line in charlie and the chocolate factory about cannibilism.......

I'm sorry but that made me laugh so hard. I mean come on people!

 

[dancegrl1093]

lol!!!! i also heard some scary stuff in the fireworks lobby, but it was about taken i think, so i didn't bother to remember it.

oh and what do you think of this:
i was visiting my good friend phineas and saw this boy walk up to a girl. like any normal person would, she said hi. the boy asks if she's taken, and she says "slaps boy in face and turns him away!" the boy left after that and i started cracking up.

 

[WDWfan36]

LOL that's funny. I was in the pirate's lobby and this boy was like

. I ate chicken but. I was like OOOOOOOOKKKKKKKK

 

[CapEldano2]

ROFL! i laughed so much at the one where the "bay be in a box" came in and the person was like "-puts back in box and throws out door-" i laughed all day at that one.. i was just sitting in class and would start laughing.. and no one knew what i was laughing about..

 

[dancegrl1093]

not sure if this is appropriate or not, but i'm glad we have this thread because it helps me get through the depression of today.....

 

[WDWfan36]

Girl: how play quest??
Me: Double click the Kiosk to start
Girl: who is he??


Friend: I need a bay be, will you be my bay be
Bay be: No, me need a rich mummy
Friend: - looks around, but no one wants her -
Friend: - puts on blue princess dress and magic with a top hat -
Babies: - all run up to her begging to be mummy -
Friend: Sorry, I need a rich bay be!


It's so much funny when you actually read it and don't think of it as the usual VMK language. Check these out:

Be cute or be boot (How do you "be a boot"?)

watch boot or pay? (I think I'll watch the boot, thanks)

Is, play the fireworks or ghosts? (A friend of mine calls me Is for some reason)

You got free? (Who's Free? Are they missing?)

You socks you mean he

Do u have on? (What about my clothes?)

Will woo be mine? (Who's Woo? And I don't think they want to be owned..)

Mickey is on tree. (Mice climb trees?)

How do I make credits? ( Counterfiet money?? On a VIRTUAL site???)

I eat too photos on me wall (Is that healthy?)

All I can think of at the moment... I'll come back when I hear some more peculiar ones...



Me: Hey, did you know I had a chicken
Friend: Yes
Me: want to talk to him
Him:Sure
Me as Chicken: - hello there -
Him: hi
Chicken: - Hey Don't eat me -
Himk..
Chicken: - Just because I have good look, don't mean I a good -
Him: Oh yeah
Chicken: - Look, my foot is gone -
Him: I'll take the next on
Chicken: - What's with the cats up -
Him: Uh Nothing
Chicken: - Put it down -
Him: Ok
Chicken: - What's with the season -
Him: Uh Nothing
Chicken: - Put it down too -
Him: - Takes out must yard -
Chicken - hey hey -
Him: Sorry, I will never eat animals again
Chicken: - Ok good, jumps out of Cool-Dolphin pants -
Him - cooks chicken -
Me: Hey, poor poor chicken.


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