funny things kids say and do that you missed with the camera

[joyah]

Okay so I've debated telling this story but after Pam started the snarky thread I decided to start one of the zingers, holiday or otherwise.

So If you can't handle a hunting story don't read below.


So last saturday L and his dad get up like most hunters a crack of dawn (I call it something else but (t) wont use that term...... off they go E's decided to sleep in along with me well 7:25 I'm awake and mad so I no sooner hit the couch to log on and the walkie talkie starts screamin at me. Is Eric up is he is he. I fly downstairs and grab it off the end table by the door (trip on the edge of the table) all the while going I'm checkin I'm checkin. once in E's room who appears to be sleeping I hear big deer is he up well that kid FLEW out of bed over me and out the porch on with cloths and the gun went over his shoulder almost before I'd made it out the back door of the house. so the tracking is on and although a perfect shot this deer traveled many have called it dead deer running (okay enough gore) so they had to go up and down a few big hills and by the time they got back to the house.............

Here's the zinger I'm talking with tom in the kitchen and turn as the boys come in off the front porch and L has a beer in his hand we both looked at him and he says that was a LOT of work I though daddy might need this after that. I just looked at him and giggled and told him we don't drink till noon. His dad laughed and put it in the house fridge.

Later that night after going to a local game dinner he went to get E milk and laughs as he pulled the beer out and says I'm going to have this now.

 

[morgansmom2000]

LOL, aren't they funny

 

[party of 3]

christy that's funny!

 

[PrincessNancy96]

Too funny!!!

The visual of E is hilarious!!!! Boys! My boys would have rolled over, glared, and went back to bed..

 

[AlexWyattMommy]

That is funny.


My sister's husband hunts with my Dad. But he never gets anything. Unless you count hitting one or two with this car.

He finally got a doe this year and his youngest child emailed everyone that her Dad got a deer with a gun and not the car.

All the replies dealt with the dad falling asleep and the deer taking care of business itself. Except for his eldest daughter who was certain the poor deer saw New Moon and off'd itself in disgust. I thought that was THE teen movie this year. Guess not.

The insurance company is happy.

 

[AlexWyattMommy]

Now for the funny.

My Little Bit was playing Civilization-Mythologies and my mom was looking over his shoulder. She says she couldn't play that game because it looks too hard. My Dad says she can play Mahjong on the computer, but that she needs simple games to play.

So Little Bit says, "Can she play Tic Tac Toe?"


I thought my mom was gonna croak.

 

[PrincessNancy96]

LOL!
Little Bit's a smart a! LOL

That boy deserves a treat at dinner!!!

 

[joyah]

OMG Ann that had to be funny!

Nancy I can only imagine the visual.... I'm honestly not sure how he made it to the door cause I swear his feet didn't hit the floor.

today the deer was donated to a family in need. We kept abt 10 lbs and the rest is off to a family of 5. they are a friends son and his family young and struggling. So I feel good about that and I don't have to eat it. I like it it dowsn't like me.

 

[AlexWyattMommy]

It was really funny. Especially since he was dead serious.

I like venison jerky and some of the more tender steaks, but otherwise, I can leave it most of the time. I like other game meat better. Good for you for donating it to someone who can really use it. Growing up all we had was venison or whatever was on sale dirt cheap that week.


ETA-We weren't poor. LOL My parents were just cheap.

 

[joyah]

Yep it definately feels good, and the boys know him so we talked alot about how hard life is (as if they didn't already know with me out of work for the last 9 months) and that others are struggling more than we.

Jerky is already soaking and stew meat and hamburg are being done I'm upstairs gagging I hate the smell of it.

Hyjacking my own thread books arrived today and they are wonderful!!!!!
I can't wait to actually read them.

 

[AlexWyattMommy]

Isn't the pricing on the herbs a hoot?
The roots and seeds books are pretty cool too.

 

[Lisa]

Here's the zinger I'm talking with tom in the kitchen and turn as the boys come in off the front porch and L has a beer in his hand we both looked at him and he says that was a LOT of work I though daddy might need this after that. I just looked at him and giggled and told him we don't drink till noon. His dad laughed and put it in the house fridge.

I am sure it was noon somewhere.

Christy, that was nice to donate the meat to a family.

Now for the funny.

My Little Bit was playing Civilization-Mythologies and my mom was looking over his shoulder. She says she couldn't play that game because it looks too hard. My Dad says she can play Mahjong on the computer, but that she needs simple games to play.

So Little Bit says, "Can she play Tic Tac Toe?"


I thought my mom was gonna croak.

 

[MazdaUK]

I always make a venison casserole for Christmas Eve - DH always has to work, so I make it ahead and then we don't have to worry, when he comes home we reheat and its wonderful. BUT I have to tell DH and DS(16) its beef as they won't eat "Bambi" DS(10) doesn't mind - if it won't run away he'll eat it. But I can't tll him as he's a blabber mouth So its "special beef stew"