pokemon_master
<font color=peach>Everybody wants to be a Munchlax
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Another one for the "Differences between Men and Women" section. 
>A man came home from work and found his three Children outside,
>still In their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty Food boxes and
>>wrappers >Strewn all around the front yard. >
>> >The door of his wife's car was open, as was The front door to the
>>house
>> >And there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding Into the entry, he
>>found An even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked Over, and the throw rug was Wadded against one wall. >
>> >In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel,
>>and the >family room was strewn withtoys And various items of clothing. >
>> >In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, Breakfast food was
>>spilled on the Counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog Food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a Small pile of
>>sand was spread By the back door. >
>> >He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over Toys and more
>>piles of Clothes,looking for his wife. He was worried She might be ill, or
>>that Something serious had happened. >
>> >He was met with a small trickle of water as it Made its way out
>>the bathroom door.
>> >As he peered inside he found wet towels, Scummy soap and more
>>toys Strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a Heap and
>> >toothpaste had been Smeared over the mirror and walls. >
>> >As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife Still curled up in
>>the bed In her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up At him,
>>smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What Happened here today?" >
>> >She again smiled and answered, "You know every Day when you come
>>home From work and you ask me what in the world I do all Day?" >
>> >"Yes," was his incredulous reply. >
>> >She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it." >
>> >Priceless
>A man came home from work and found his three Children outside,
>still In their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty Food boxes and
>>wrappers >Strewn all around the front yard. >
>> >The door of his wife's car was open, as was The front door to the
>>house
>> >And there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding Into the entry, he
>>found An even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked Over, and the throw rug was Wadded against one wall. >
>> >In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel,
>>and the >family room was strewn withtoys And various items of clothing. >
>> >In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, Breakfast food was
>>spilled on the Counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog Food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a Small pile of
>>sand was spread By the back door. >
>> >He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over Toys and more
>>piles of Clothes,looking for his wife. He was worried She might be ill, or
>>that Something serious had happened. >
>> >He was met with a small trickle of water as it Made its way out
>>the bathroom door.
>> >As he peered inside he found wet towels, Scummy soap and more
>>toys Strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a Heap and
>> >toothpaste had been Smeared over the mirror and walls. >
>> >As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife Still curled up in
>>the bed In her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up At him,
>>smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What Happened here today?" >
>> >She again smiled and answered, "You know every Day when you come
>>home From work and you ask me what in the world I do all Day?" >
>> >"Yes," was his incredulous reply. >
>> >She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it." >
>> >Priceless
