funny story

[disneydancer1969]

this relates nothing to dis but i just had to tell someone.
ok we drove up to maine to visit my great aunt and uncle. they have a rocky coast front house and it is georgious. we stayed in the guest room with an ocean veiw room and anyway, my uncle gray took us to this lobster place. we all ordered lobster and my lobster was about to molt and the shell was thick! they gave us crackers and we broke the crackers trying to crack it. so my uncle took it to the resteraunt inside and we then we heard -bang! bang! bang!- we started uncontrollably laughing! he came back with lobster slightly cracked. and he said "did you guys here that?" and we uncontrollably laughing still said "oh yeah" so he went back and the guy gave him a huge rock and wished him luck. is this just funny to me or do you guys think it's funny? i was seriously cracking up.
what do you think?
do you have any funny stories?

 

[Tinkbellfan]

I've used a few unique tools to crack open lobsters! You can always find a big rock in Maine!!

My funny story is: Best friend called me laughing hard (British accent) and I could barely understand her. She kept saying "a fish, a fish in the chimney". There was a live and flapping 14" river shad in her fireplace grill. She ran outside and saw an osprey fly off. She lives next to a large river in CT and the osprey must have caught the fish and landed on her chimney to eat it, except he dropped it down the chimney. I told her to take a picture so her DH would believe her and then to freeze the fish for extra proof. I also called my friend who works for the local paper and she ended up on the front page the next day! This happened about two weeks ago!

 

[Boncho]

Good stories!!!!

 

[Disney753]

A Few Years Back I Had Been Fitted With A Front False Tooth On A Post. Over Several Days It Seem To Be Getting Loose So I Called The Dentist And He Said Come In Friday Afternoon And I Will Check It.on Friday While Inbetween Classes (at College) I Stopped To Get A Coke And I Put My Money In And As I Bent To Get My Pop My Tooth Poped Out And Fell Into The Bottle Cap Thingey Which Has A Deep Hole. I Had To Call The Coke Company And They Sent A Guy Out To Open The Machine And Get My Tooth. I Was Late For The Dentist But They Enjoyed The Reason Why And He Glued The Tooth Back In. Then Embarassing....... Now Funny

 

[disneygal33]

 

[DisneyFairy19]

LOL

 

[thebecka]

Too funny!!!!

 

[Cee]

This is along the lines of the fish story which I LOVED BTW.

One day I asked one of the kids to get the mail from the mailbox at the curb and
I look out the kitchen window and see my DS looking in the mailbox with this
very strange look on his face and he comes into the house w/o the mail. I
asked where the mail was and he says, "Uh, I can't get to it because there's
a big sandwich in there." HUH? So I send my DD out there with him and I
watch them look in there and then they look at each other and then I see
them "birthing" this HUGE submarine sandwich out of the mailbox and the mail
along with it. I mean to tell you this sandwich was HUGE. They brought it
into the house and it smelled GREAT. It was a good-lookin' sandwich but we
dared not eat it because it had been in the MAILBOX. Needless to say, we
took many pictures of it and to this day we have no idea who put it in there.
It made the mail all greasy. Ew....

 

[Enchanted Tiki Bird]

I love these strange stories. Do you ever feel like you're on Candid Camera? Smile!

 

[PaMom001]

I used to work with special needs kids. Well, this one girl had a fake eye(among other problems) and the new aide(who didn't know about the eye) started reading a book. They eye popped out and fell on the floor. The name of the book: Three blind mice.

 

[byoung]

Love it.