Funny Running Tee Shirt Slogans

[2gr8DisneyKids]

Here are my faves:

May the Course be with you

One Bad Mother Runner

 

[TooncesTDC]

I own "My Sport is Your Sport's Punishment".

 

[stitchfan18]

Lol these!
I have the Dear God one, I get lots of laughs on it!

And I just got 3 more, although the slogan are all on front (it's better on back, we spend more time looking at someone's back than their front.... unless you want to get slapped, I guess!)

The other 3 I have are:
If you see me collapse, please pause my Garmin.
You don't have to go fast, you just have to go.
Find your Happy Pace.

I got all mine from One More Mile (both at an Expo and thru mail order)-- they're awesome!
AND! They will have a booth at the Disney Wine & Dine Expo end of Sep/beginning of Oct!

I love their stuff too, but whenever I've seen their booth at a Disney expo their line has always been way super long. I do like that they make special shirts for some of the disney races that are cheaper and funnier than the official disney shirts.

 

[fashionista311]

This has been a favorite of mine for a while...I don't really wear t-shirts much, but I've been tempted to buy multiple times anyways!

http://store.nyrr.org/zzzzz-marathon-shirt-p824.aspx

 

[Sarah_Rose]

I've only seen it once at an expo and I've been kicking myself for not buying it for years:

"I run half marathons because I'm lazy that way."

 

[Bookwood]

I've only seen it once at an expo and I've been kicking myself for not buying it for years:

"I run half marathons because I'm lazy that way."

I love that one! - it's the first time I've seen it! LOL

 

[itsbaker]

I'm new to running, so I almost bought this one at the shop last week.

"I may not look like a long distance runner, but I smell like one!"

 

[mandac]

My husband had one that said "If you can read this you just got passed by a Fat Guy." He started in the back of a 5K and had fun listening to people laugh as he passed.

I have always liked "Race Offical: do not pass"

That parade one made me laugh!

these are great.

 

[slp1650]

The parade shirt made me laugh! It would go well with one of the "When's the 3 o'clock parade?" shirts that Disney sells normally.

Seeing all of these great shirt slogans is making me want to go tech shirt shopping. Luckily, the DL Half is soon!

 

[princessbride6205]

These are cracking me up!

 

[goofyinohio]

I follow the same guy every year in January and his shirt says "Too many years, too many beers!"

 

[pjpoohbear]

I follow the same guy every year in January and his shirt says "Too many years, too many beers!"

At least you have a pacer.

Pj