Funny Quotes/ Sayings, post them here!

[Lizbon]

Just post some funny quotes or storties, what ever you like. Here are 2 to start us off:

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

It takes 46 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend your arm and punch the person who made you frown.

 

[luv2laugh]

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

i've never heard that one before!

 

[topaz_onyx]

 

[AngienLuLu]

 

[Jasmine45]

 

[eeyore.luver<3]

idk if ull think this is funny...but i was rotfl


(it was my friends away message)


i was standing in the park wondering y frisbees got bigger as they got closer...

then it hit me.


(it made me crack up cuz tht is soooooo like my friend, shes a little ditzy)

 

[Lizbon]

That is so funny!


I got an e-mail awhile back with a bunch of corny jokes, so I will post the ones I thought were really funny:

1. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The He** Out Of It.(I did not know if we could use that word on the Dis )

2.What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

3. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
NachoCheese.

4.What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
QuattroSinko. (This ones my favorite.. I don't know why)

5.What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

6. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
AnyoneCan Roast Beef.

7. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
RightWhere You Left Him.

8. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
BecauseThey Have Big Fingers.

9. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack,Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

(Admit it, they are corny but you laughed at at least 1 of them)

 

[DramaQueen]

That is so funny!


I got an e-mail awhile back with a bunch of corny jokes, so I will post the ones I thought were really funny:

1. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The He** Out Of It.(I did not know if we could use that word on the Dis )

2.What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

3. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
NachoCheese.

4.What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
QuattroSinko. (This ones my favorite.. I don't know why)

5.What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

6. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
AnyoneCan Roast Beef.

7. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
RightWhere You Left Him.

8. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
BecauseThey Have Big Fingers.

9. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack,Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

(Admit it, they are corny but you laughed at at least 1 of them)

i love those two bolded ones.
yay for plays on words.

 

[Gone Disney]

Don't you have to have a license in order to be that ugly?

(I am not actually talking about myself when I say me) My friend and I were walking along this path when all of a sudden she looked down and said, "Oh my gosh! There's a dead bird!" I looked up and said where.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

I love the nacho cheese quote.

 

[AngienLuLu]

 

[Gone Disney]

^ which one???

 

[catycatcat4]

the next four are some from the stickers on my binder...

you say the music is to loud i say your hearing is to good



a monkey with a computer is still a monkey




its all fun and games until some one pops an eye out but hey....free eyeball



if you saw my room you would know why i dont have my homework

i hate ppl who hate ppl


the next one is soem thing i made up.

dont cry over spilt milk unless its chocolate of coarse


dont count your chickens before they hatch becuse you never know when you will be hungry and cant go to the store