Funny Professor Quotes

[goofyeuph]

This is not so much of a funny quote, but it's the only truly memorable quote I can remember off hand. [contains adult language] I had a Poli Sci class on Sept 11, 2001, after the attacks. The prof had a shorten lecture that day. He was looking down, talking from his notes, all of a sudden stopped lecturing, looked up at the class and said, "You know, I wish the guys who did this (the attacks) could see this. This has got to be the ultimate F*ck You!! (and waved both birds) To see a bunch of American students studying the Consitution." After that he returned to his notes and continued with the lecture like nothing happened. Since this was mainly a freshman class, and considering the day's events, we were more stunned than anything else, but thats been the one memorable lecture I've had thus far in college.

 

[PrincessRianne]

"The dinosaurs went "poof"" -My geology professor in reference to the extinction of the dinosaurs.

"3squared + 3 is equal to 6. Oh. C**p. S**t. What is it?" My calc professor solving an integral.

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

LOL

 

[SurfedUpDane]

(This is me and some sig eps at the bar) "Dr. F*******, how come your *** is always riding those beach cruisers around campus and ****, don't you have a car?"
(His Response): Gents, I may have a PHD and many other recognitions for the work I have done over the years, but for some reason the V.P.D. doesn't seem to take that stuff into accound when you are driving intoxicated. I have had 4 D.U.I.s...I am not allowed to drive. And what's worse, I have a Mercedes Benz SL 500...It's sad guys, really sad.

 

[twinklebug]

My EE Prof, the review class before the final, scuffles in hunchbacked, sweating profusely, very, VERY late. He slams his book down on the desk and for 5 minutes goes on and on screaming at us statements such as, "I'm tired of answering question from all the idiots in this class!", "You're all such morons, I don't know why I waste my time teaching!" etc. He concludes with yelling, "The exam is next Tuesday at 10 am! I have taught you ALL that I know! I expect you to be ready."

He finally takes a breather, pacing the front of the class, hunchbacked, then in a calm, Dr. Jeckle voice clasps his hands together straightens up to look at us and asks, "OK then, are there any questions about the material?"

What a nutter!
Worse yet, he became head of the EE dept. after I graduated.