funny jokes

[Military Fanatic]

if anyone has a funny joke (especially military related) post it here!



i did this because i was bored and i want to laugh



TGIF!!!

 

[Princess Ash]

This is lame, and not really funny, but it's 1:40AM...

A dyslexic guy wanted to walk into a bar...but instead he walked into a bra...

Hahaha, sorry...that is not to insult anyone who is dyslexic...it's just the first thing that came to mind...

 

[PunkGothicBabe]

3 girls, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, are stranded on a deserted island. a genie magically appears and grants them each 1 wish. the redhead says, "oh i miss my family so much, i want to go home!" and she appears home. the brunette says, " i have been stranded on this island for so long, i just want to go home." so she is home too. the blonde says, "oh i miss my friends so much i wish they were here with me!!" so her friends and her are all stuck on the island again.
not to offend anyone but that was the first one that came to my mind.

 

[poisoned apple]

if you like ears, you should go out into a corn field and cut down some stalks...
sorry, i made that one up, not really funny... it kinda is ...