funny jokes

Discussion in 'Teen Disney' started by Military Fanatic, Dec 16, 2005.

  1. Military Fanatic

    Military Fanatic ...

    Dec 16, 2005
    if anyone has a funny joke (especially military related) post it here!

    i did this because i was bored and i want to laugh

  2. Princess Ash

    Princess Ash <font color=deeppink>Disney Princess<br><font colo

    Feb 16, 2002
    This is lame, and not really funny, but it's 1:40AM...

    A dyslexic guy wanted to walk into a bar...but instead he walked into a bra... :rotfl2:

    Hahaha, sorry...that is not to insult anyone who is's just the first thing that came to mind...
  3. PunkGothicBabe

    PunkGothicBabe You know, they don't make Hallmark cards for when

    Dec 13, 2005
    3 girls, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, are stranded on a deserted island. a genie magically appears and grants them each 1 wish. the redhead says, "oh i miss my family so much, i want to go home!" and she appears home. the brunette says, " i have been stranded on this island for so long, i just want to go home." so she is home too. the blonde says, "oh i miss my friends so much i wish they were here with me!!" so her friends and her are all stuck on the island again. :D
    not to offend anyone but that was the first one that came to my mind.
  4. poisoned apple

    poisoned apple DIS Veteran<br><font color=teal>can anybody hear m

    Jun 18, 2005
    if you like ears, you should go out into a corn field and cut down some stalks...
    sorry, i made that one up, not really funny... it kinda is ...

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