One of our priests ends each service with a joke. Yesterday's joke was very funny:
A little girl asks her mom "where did people come from". She tells them that God made them, started with Adam and Eve and grew from them. The little girl says "ok" and goes back to play.
A couple weeks later she asked her dad 'where did people come from". Her Dad said that a long time ago people were monkeys and we evolved from them. Now the little girl was confused so she went back to her mom and said "you said that God made people but Dad said people came from monkeys, which one is it?
The mom said "it isn't confusing at all, I told you where MY side of the family came from"
A little girl asks her mom "where did people come from". She tells them that God made them, started with Adam and Eve and grew from them. The little girl says "ok" and goes back to play.
A couple weeks later she asked her dad 'where did people come from". Her Dad said that a long time ago people were monkeys and we evolved from them. Now the little girl was confused so she went back to her mom and said "you said that God made people but Dad said people came from monkeys, which one is it?
The mom said "it isn't confusing at all, I told you where MY side of the family came from"
