Funny Disney Stories thread!

[disneyluver101]

k iv got another one. me my older and younger(like 5) brothers two of my sisters and my dad were in the line for test track and my younger brother started to cry. he does that on every ride, he loves cars the movie , so we new he would love this ride .we kept going. before he cries (even before dumbo!) and after every single ride hes always like "Agian Agian!!". the line was 30 minutes long and wen we finally got to the end of it and were bording the cars and cast member comes up and said" umm sir this ride has a slightly scary bit in it and i dont know if your son will like it" and my dad was trying to explian that he does this on every ride wen another cast member came up and started telling my dad politly to leave then i realized that we were holding up the whole ride!! and every one was looking at us!then my dad finally gave up and left so we never got to ride on test track that day.

 

[Crazy4Cruisin]

Well i just felt like saying this but we were on soarin' & you know how you can smell the oranges when you "fly" (lol) through the grove? well i got off & i was chewing gum & i yelled: YOU CAN SMELL THE ORANGES!!! & he imitated me :YOU CAN SMELL THE ORANGES !!!(using hand motions lol) (like a girl like me lol) & everyone looked at him like..whaa ..? lol

 

[Crazy4Cruisin]

ok iv got this story about TOT, my mom made me go on it and i HATE it, so when we got on it, while i was busy screaming my lungs out, this guy sitting next to my mom was screamimg like a little girl! she said it was halarias! hes like "AHHH let me off this THING! HEELLPPP!!! so my mom says "umm are u ok?" and the guys like "ya im fine thanks.HHHEEELLLLPPPPP!!" so she just left the guy to his screaming and started laughing.

LOL! so we were on TOT too like a week ago & my mom hates the ride & she goes as were on line the whole time, oh my gosh why am i going on this? i really do hate this ride.... & as were on , (meanwhile, were in the front lol) shes screaming & the water bottle i had to hold leaked..& you know, lets just say, i got wet. lol.

 

[MickeyLuvrLauren]

ok, so here's one from my trip this summer.

So, we were all on a bus going to MK, and the bus was empty except for this one other guy. All of a sudden, me, my cousin, and sister burst out in song with, "Where is Thumbkin?" Doin the whole finger movements and all, as loud as could be. So, the guy sitting there was just staring at us, and my mom turns to him and says, "I'm soo soory you had to be stuck on the bus with us, i feel so bad!" And the guy just grunted and turned the other way!

 

[gatorsfan]

so we went to WDW for a good friend of mines birth day and we went on ToT and the younger of the two sisters ( the birth day girl ) grabed my leg and let go real fast i guess she was scared that or she liked me..

ok so for the first time ever me and my cousin where finally allowed to go to epcot for an hour or twoand we went to the show called whats your problem and we went in line the cast member was so finny and so nice in the line and we talked about jobs military and disney the guy was great and then we got picked to play a game on the show and they gave us stickers that say big winner so later the same day we where leaving SM at MK and this CM from hong kong said to my cousin big weiner cuz he still had the sticker on and me and my fam start cracking up and my cousin says thank you!?

no as funny but we where getting off SM and this big lady in a wheel chair and her DD where going to the big thingy the conveyer belt thing and it was turned off and they got to the big hill in it and this poor teenage girl was trying to push her up and she was trying real hard and when i saw she could not do it i said let me help and grabed one side of it and me and her where pushing i was going faster then her so it was twisting and we got to the top and they where like thank you so so much ( but she was saying that the whole time too so..)

 

[LondonUnderground]

LOL!
well my first one is that my dad left our table at Le Cellier early to see the start of illuminations, so me and my mum stayed at the table and waited for the bill to come, and when we payed and left we got half way up the twisty thing and I thought I saw my dad so I ran up to him and said 'i can't see from here!'
then he turned around and it was just some random man and my mum was cracking up behind me xD

then on our next trip to wdw, we stayed in mk for emh, so we didn't get the bus back to the yc until about 3 30am, and the one that came went to all the epcot resorts, so everyone crammed on, and everytime the bus pulled into a hotel, the driver would count down until he turned the lights on! and then when we got to bcv, this boy jumped off the bus and laid down on the bench and pretended to go to sleep!
It was one of those 'you had to be there' moments, ahaha!

 

[DisneyWriter627]

Okay, so I was at Disney last thanksgiving and it was PACKED! I mean, tons of tourists. So, we are in the fast pass line for Big Thunder Mountain and these people are pushing past us because "they have fast passes". And of course, all these people are crowding in front of the fast pass entrance and blocking the entrance like fifteen minutes before their fast passes will work. So, when we went over to Space Mountain my dad was like "I'm gonna wait in front of the entrance long before I can get in, but make sure no one else can get in either. Than once I'm in, I'm gonna start whinning, complaining, and shove past everyone in the fast pass line saying 'Excuse me sir, excuse me, I have fast passes!'" Of course, he didn't do it! But the idea was hilarious!!