Funny Business Names (inspired by unusual kids' names)

[Miranda Danda]

I just wanted to see some funny names of businesses maybe where you live or ones you have heard of.

I heard of a place called "Curl Up and Dye". Given the name, what kind of business do y'all think it is?


It's a HAIR SALON!

Do y'all have any good ones like that?

 

[Miranda Danda]

Lalalalala! I guess most businesses have boring names????

 

[Aurora63]

In Tallahassee, there was a pizza place called "Decent Pizza". I guess that's better than Terrible Pizza.

 

[Miranda Danda]

In Tallahassee, there was a pizza place called "Decent Pizza". I guess that's better than Terrible Pizza.

Hahaha!!!! That's pretty funny.

I also heard of a place in Panama City called "Tally Ho's". I think its a pizza place.

 

[BrerLizzie]

it's not a name, but there's a place that cleans the dog poop out of your yard around here who's slogan thingy is "Our duty is dogs doody"

 

[wednesday]

I remember seeing a Curl up and Dye in Memphis. In Jackson, MS I saw a place called the "Hair explosion" and beside I think it was the tobacco explosion or something I am guessing hair explosion was a salon...not one I would go to.

 

[denisem]

Saw a van on the road one day in Ocala, FL and sped up to make sure I wasn't seeing things:

"Hand Job" (an automotive detailing company).

Denise < --- apologizes in advance if this offends anyone - but it seems to be OK for the Yellow Pages...

 

[Miranda Danda]

it's not a name, but there's a place that cleans the dog poop out of your yard around here who's slogan thingy is "Our duty is dogs doody"

That reminds me of a septic tank business around here. Their slogan is "We're #1 in the #2 business"

 

[The Fallen Angel]

Lalalalala! I guess most businesses have boring names????

I don't think anything could top that.

 

[denisem]

Oh, wait...when looking for a landscaping business at our new home, one had a slogan:

"We Show Up".

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

The supermarket chain Piggly Wiggly -- I grew up with it, but DW Lauri finds it funny.

I remember seeing a restaurant called Cluck-U Chicken. I think it was somewhere in the northeast.

 

[Miranda Danda]

The supermarket chain Piggly Wiggly -- I grew up with it, but DW Lauri finds it funny.

I remember seeing a restaurant called Cluck-U Chicken. I think it was somewhere in the northeast.

I love love love love PIGGLY WIGGLY! So cute!

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

Oh, almost forgot this one -- there's a local towing service called "We Come To You."

Umm .. isn't that the idea??? If I could come to you, I wouldn't need you.

 

[Luv2Roam]

I remember Pggly Wiggly and Hinky Dinky. Both grocery stores we used when we visited our inlaws in Des Moines.

Des Moines also had a tire repair business named "Flatt Tire Company." I think Flatt was their last name.

A radiator shop in Indiana where we lived had a slogan on their truck: "A good place to take a leak."

I think there was a dog pooper scooper service in Omaha whose slogan was "Business is Picking Up."

 

[disneychrista]

el poco loco. - why would one go to a place called the crazy chicken? What's next Mad Cow?

 

[MamaLema]

I thought Jamaica Me Hungry in NJ was a cute name for a Caribbean restaurant

 

[karebear1]

I remember the Hinky Dinky too! I can remember walking there when I was a kid and getting 5 regular size candy bars for 25 cents! Ahhhhh. the good ol' days!!!

 

[elismom]

O'K this is not a joke this is true
My BIL is trying to buy a small store up north he wsnts it to be a
"Adult movie rental place" and because it will be by the the river a "place were you can by fishing bait"
He is going to call it The Rod and the Reel

 

[RitaZ.]

I have seen a van around town with the name Pet PeePee. I guess you know what kind of business they are in. They have a web site~ http://www.petpeepee.com/

 

[Miranda Danda]

There is a Chinese food place downtown here thats called Bien Dong. I am pretty sure "bien" means "good" in Frnech. Hmmm......