>> Funniest Overheard Comments Part II <<

[fsmith2845]

I love reading all these.. and i feel prety good so far i haven't seen anyone posting anything I might have said (well nothing i recognize anyway). I know i have said some gems (especially to unruly/whiney DD's). Just glad i haven't made it to print.. LOL

I will have to pay better attention the next time we go so i can contribute to the cause. (BUt i won't be posting my own, unless they are really good). LOL

 

[RedPanda]

I have two from our trip last week:

In the bathroom at Liberty Square, a woman and two girls were discussing their ride on Haunted Mansion and which ghost they got. One of them said she'd gotten the hunchbacked ghost. The other girl said, "Oh, ours was a hillbilly ghost! He had matted hair like he never washed it!"

And while crossing the bridge from Adventureland toward Main Street, I heard a man say excitedly, "Look, there's Milo and Stitch!"

 

[lacrosse_lady72]

New one:

I just left the bathrooms in Morocco when I overheard:

Girl: Is Britain and UK the same thing?
The two women with her ignoring girl...
Girl: (Shouting) Is Britain and UK the same thing???
Woman 1: I don't think so. Haven't we already been to UK?
Woman 2: I think so. I can't wait until we get into Moscow though.
Woman 1: We are IN Moscow.
Woman 2: Oh yeah.



I also heard the...
geodesic sphere called the "super spaceball"
KRR called "Kazzi Rapid Ride"
Spaceship Earth called "battleship earth"

 

[Missytara]

I was on the backlot tour a few years ago.

There was a couple in front of me with their bride and groom ears. The bride was seated on the right hand side, with the groom on the left hand side.

I went alone, so I sat on the right hand side of the seat.

The tram driver says the usual, "Now if you are sitting in the right hand side of the seat, you are going to get a little wet." Groom turns to Bride and busts out laughing. He says, "you are going to get your "ears" wet." Turns back and looks at me and says, "You should really slide over."

My response was "this is not my first time at the rodeo."

Tram driver continues, "Now if you are on the left hand side of the seat, you are going to get really wet."

Now the color drains from the groom's face and the bride is laughing..... she says, "it's not my first time at the rodeo either."

 

[ESCAPAY]

In 2005 we were staying at Fort Wilderness & we were taking a water taxi to Magic Kingdom.

There was a little girl sitting behind my dad (I would say she was aged 5-6 years old)
She was super creepily singing the words "there's a doooooor behiiiiiiiind youuuuuu" (picture how a stereotypical ghost sounds in a movie, that's how she was singing this)

She said it OVER and OVER again. We laughed so hard & always quote it now.

there's a doooor behiiiind youuuuuuu!!!!!!

 

[BrerSam]

i liked hearing some family say in magic kingdom "this way to soarin, its on the other side of the park"

 

[DebShauan]

Overheard in a Magic Kingdom bathroom... (at about 10 AM)

Small Girl: "We only have to do It's A Small World and then we can go back
the hotel, right??"

I sometimes worry that I'm a theme park commando, but apparently, that Mom has me beat!!


In The Land, squeezing through the massive Soarin' exit and Living With the Land entrants crowd...

Mother to 6-7 year old: "Don't hold my hand! DON'T hold my hand!!"

Maybe it was reverse psychology.

 

[wdwgirl03]

I heard a girl on the Land boat ride asking her mom if it was scary. I guess this was not the first time because the mother then said something about how she needs to stop asking if everything was scary. I wonder what ride traumatized her... Oh yeah, she started freaking out in the rainforest scene with the crocodiles and her mother had to tell her they weren't real.

 

[jeff p]

bump

 

[aurorae]

This is Disney's fault for how they categorize resorts.

At the Orlando airport, talking to an older couple on their way to WDW. They were very excited to get to their resort. They were going to the All Stars, and they were "going to see animals outside their window because it is an Animal Kingdom resort."

 

[PirateKate]

While waiting in line for Test Track, I heard the following conversation:

Little Girl: Mommy, does this ride go as fast as Big Thunder Mountain Railroad?
Mother: No, honey, this ride is much slower.

 

[wdwgirl03]

This is Disney's fault for how they categorize resorts.

At the Orlando airport, talking to an older couple on their way to WDW. They were very excited to get to their resort. They were going to the All Stars, and they were "going to see animals outside their window because it is an Animal Kingdom resort."

Oh no! Maybe they did see some ducks though...

 

[DONTMINDME]

We just returned from Disney and on the way down at the airport we are in the tunnel boarding the plane and a little voice pipes up, but i thought we were flying to Disney. She was about 7 and was sure this was not how you fly. I wonder if she was looking for Dumbo to fly her down.

 

[CaelumFelis]

How about, looking at the child in your arms, looking around and saying, "OMG, where's my kid?"

My mom actually did this once! My family and two other families were at WDW for our annual New Years get together, and my mom was holding my sister's hand as the group walked down towards the Castle (we were in the MK). All of a sudden she stops short, looks around, and says, with genuine panic in her voice, "Where's [DSis]?"

DSis: "Mom, I'm right here!"

We teased her about it the entire rest of the trip!!

 

[MerMom60_94]

A few years back we were in line for R'n'R. In front of us was a group of teenagers and an elderly woman, who turned out to be their grandmother. The girls decided to fill us in on their joke - they had told their grandmother we were in line for an Aerosmith concert. The poor woman had no idea what was beyond the doors. She just thought they were going to see a band.

 

[mtschopp]

1. Back in June 2006, my mom, sister, and I were in line for frozen lemonades in Hollywood Studios and this little kid told his mom, "I want a beer." His mother looked down at him and laughed and even the Disney CM started laughing too. The mom of the kid responded, "What?" and then he clarified himself by saying, "Beer as in Root Beer." It was funny and cute at the same time.

2. Another one is when we were waiting for Fantasmic to start this old lady was waving for the rest of her party to find her and this guy sitting next to us decided to get everyone around him to wave back to her. She eventually realized what was going on and laughed it off. But later on as we were leaving I heard the guy say, "The waving granny was my favorite attraction."

3. A guy walking into the World Showcase said loudly, "When we get to France tell me when you see a toilet."

 

[ntsammy5]

A guy walking into the World Showcase said loudly, "When we get to France tell me when you see a toilet."

I rarely make it past UK! (going counter clockwise)

 

[Kidztheater]

These two came from kids I know:

1) My much younger half sister at 4 years old after riding Thunder Mountain her very first roller coaster:

Her: That ride hurt my feelings and it made my heart sad
Me: Well you don't have to do it again!
Her: NO! I want another turn!

2) My friends niece after passing the big bronze statue of Walt and Mickey:

"Look! It's Mickey... and OBAMA"

 

[Lbg206]

When My husband and i were at Disney last year for our honeymoon we overheard all kinds of weird and crazy things, but this had to be the best.....

While standing in line to ride Dinosaur there were a group of three teenagers who were on Spring Break and although I tried not to pay attention to them I couldn't help it, one girl in particular was just so ditzy and "blonde" it was almost painful. So after twenty minutes of this we finally got near the front of the line and just as we're about to go in to the pre-movie area the girl says "Wow, with all the bones and and statues etc. I really feel like I'm back in the time of the dinosaurs...back in the 1800's" I kid you not!!! And the girl was dead serious too, I wasn't sure whether to laugh uncontrollably or be horrified at our public school system. I wanted to turn around ot her and say please get back to school and quick.

What makes it even worse is one of the guys with her started laughing at her and told her she was a moron and the dinosaurs were "way older than that...more like in the 400's" Oh geesh!!!

 

[scarlet_ibis]

In line to see Tiana, man says to his 2 or 3 year old DD, "Put your shirt down! This is NOT Girls Gone Wild!"