>> Funniest Overheard Comments Part II <<

[disneyg1rl]

The best thing about the silly things you overhear is that they have a special way of diffusing our own little dramas.

After a few days together DH and I might (sometimes, maybe, on rare occasions ) start to get on each others last nerve. Then we'll hear a silly thing someone else says and it stops us in our tracks. With one conspiratory little smile and the knowledge that 'we know better', our differences are forgotten.

Now that's priceless.

 

[DisneyIsMyNeverland]

Near the front of the line for GRR:
CM: Do we have a party of two? Party of two, anyone? Party of two or three? Two or three?
Man a few families behind us: We have 5..........that's two plus three.
The CM didn't respond. I don't know if he was just annoyed or didn't hear him, but I still thought it was a little funny. Maybe it's a "you-had-to-be-there" thing. :

I really like that.

 

[BrettS]

We were back at the MK on saturday and wound up in front of an interesting pair on Small World who provided no lack of entertainment. Here are some highlights...

After we had gone under the bridge and entered the first room one of them said "Oh, look... this must be America"

Entering the South Pacific/Polynesian room we heard this exchange:
"Ooh... Hawaii"
"No, I don't think so. I want it to be Jamaica on this side (Pointing one way) and wherever is Pocahontas is from on that side (Pointing the other way)"

Pointing at an asian girl wearing a kimono: "Oh, look, this one is from Egypt"

Entering the white room at the end of the ride: "What on earth is this? Some third world country?"

Finally, shortly before the ride ended we heard:
"This is amazing. I wonder how they do all of this"
"They have *way* too much time on their hands, that's how"

 

[BrettS]

One more from our visit on Saturday... at the end of the day we decided to duck into the Hall of Presidents because my wife and I hadn't seen it since the refurb. We took her cousin and her cousin's 5 year old son in with us. Needless to say, he was rather bored throughout the show and was moving around and bouncing up and down on the seat and behaving about as well as you would expect a 5 year old to behave in the hall of presidents.

The show finally ended an as we were walking out he ran up to a CM near the exit and with a big smile and great enthusiam he said, "Thank you, that was the greatest show I have ever seen!"

 

[magicallyDisney001]

One more from our visit on Saturday... at the end of the day we decided to duck into the Hall of Presidents because my wife and I hadn't seen it since the refurb. We took her cousin and her cousin's 5 year old son in with us. Needless to say, he was rather bored throughout the show and was moving around and bouncing up and down on the seat and behaving about as well as you would expect a 5 year old to behave in the hall of presidents.

The show finally ended an as we were walking out he ran up to a CM near the exit and with a big smile and great enthusiam he said, "Thank you, that was the greatest show I have ever seen!"

He wasn't being sarcastic, was he?

 

[Soben]

Well, this is a stupid thing that comes out of my own mouth on a regular basis. For some reason I always call AK Animal Planet, like the tv channel. I don't know why I can't get it thru my head -- must be a crossed wire in the brain.

 

[BrettS]

He wasn't being sarcastic, was he?

LOL... I don't think so... the kid is only 5 years old... I don't think he could be sarcastic if he wanted to

 

[mcgregml]

This thread is all sorts of awesome!

This story kept me laughing all week in July.


This first thing we rode all week was Mission Space and we were on the same team as a middle-aged husband/wife couple. I think that as children, they might have been diagnosed with some sort of attention deficit disorder because they wouldn't listen to any instructions - AT ALL.



Cast member: "Rows 10 - 6 follow me, starting with 6." (We're in row 7)

Row 6 leaves the room.

Couple in front of us: "What are we supposed to do?"

Me - telling myself to be very patient: "Follow those people - keep walking until you see the number 7 on the floor." (This does not bode well...)



Gary Sinise is giving us our instructions for our flight, but all the couple wants to know is if there is anything else "adult" to do in the front of the park. Apparently, they've already seen everything they wanted to - so I don't know why they were asking our opinion!

Time to enter the vehicle.

Couple: "What are we supposed to do now? I wasn't paying attention."

Me (no kidding!) : "Follow the red line on the floor....No, no, don't come back this way - just keep following the red line. NO! Not the blue line - the red line. Then move all the way to the end of the compartment." (Lord, please give me patience)

After the ride ends, my friend and I are just trying to walk as quickly away as possible without looking like we're trying to avoid the couple when I see the woman stop a cast member and pull them aside, then ask loudly and belligerently -

"Where are the trams that take you to the buses?"


That kept us laughing for the rest of the week - especially every time we were leaving a park! Whoever you are (cause I'm sure you're not a disser) - thank you for the entertainment!

 

[pampam]

This thread is all sorts of awesome!

This story kept me laughing all week in July.


This first thing we rode all week was Mission Space and we were on the same team as a middle-aged husband/wife couple. I think that as children, they might have been diagnosed with some sort of attention deficit disorder because they wouldn't listen to any instructions - AT ALL.



Cast member: "Rows 10 - 6 follow me, starting with 6." (We're in row 7)

Row 6 leaves the room.

Couple in front of us: "What are we supposed to do?"

Me - telling myself to be very patient: "Follow those people - keep walking until you see the number 7 on the floor." (This does not bode well...)



Gary Sinise is giving us our instructions for our flight, but all the couple wants to know is if there is anything else "adult" to do in the front of the park. Apparently, they've already seen everything they wanted to - so I don't know why they were asking our opinion!

Time to enter the vehicle.

Couple: "What are we supposed to do now? I wasn't paying attention."

Me (no kidding!) : "Follow the red line on the floor....No, no, don't come back this way - just keep following the red line. NO! Not the blue line - the red line. Then move all the way to the end of the compartment." (Lord, please give me patience)

After the ride ends, my friend and I are just trying to walk as quickly away as possible without looking like we're trying to avoid the couple when I see the woman stop a cast member and pull them aside, then ask loudly and belligerently -

"Where are the trams that take you to the buses?"


That kept us laughing for the rest of the week - especially every time we were leaving a park! Whoever you are (cause I'm sure you're not a disser) - thank you for the entertainment!

Hey, I think trams that take us to our busses are a great idea. I vote for trams to take us to the washrooms and wait for us as well.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Hey, I think trams that take us to our busses are a great idea. I vote for trams to take us to the washrooms and wait for us as well.

That would be great!! Maybe then our feet wouldn't be so darn tired after every day!

 

[pkondz]

That would be great!! Maybe then our feet wouldn't be so darn tired after every day!

I vote for trams to/from all major rides with fast pass kiosks on board!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I vote for trams to/from all major rides with fast pass kiosks on board!

heck, I vote for a people mover at the main gate to take you directly to whatever attraction you wnt to go to!

Hmm, think they showed that in Wall-E.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Hmm, think they showed that in Wall-E.

Uh-oh! Maybe that's why they don't have trams to all the rides.....then there'd be nothing to ease our guilt for eating DL food!

 

[jundland]

Idon't know how funny this is, but it made me laugh a little.

Wife to husbuand and kids, "I don't think we need to wait in this crowd for fastpasses, we'll get them later this afternoon when the crowd thins out."

This was for Soarin passes.

 

[Mr. & Mrs. Smith]

Idon't know how funny this is, but it made me laugh a little.

Wife to husbuand and kids, "I don't think we need to wait in this crowd for fastpasses, we'll get them later this afternoon when the crowd thins out."

This was for Soarin passes.

I guess it depends on the time of year. We always use FP but are never there at rope drop and often will get them in the afternoon or evening. The only attractions tat we saw run out of FP was TSM, after we had already ridden, and it was late afternoon and Dinsaur around park close. We've been to WDW in late August and early September as well as mid-January.

 

[jundland]

this was the second week of June, passes were all gone by like 11:45 am

 

[pixiefairy]

Whenever I travel, there is always one person that asks, "Oh, do you live near a movie star?" because I live in California. The first time somebody asked me that, I thought they were just being silly, but I've had multiple people ask me in different places.

And for the record, no, I don't live near a movie star.

Hehe....one of our trips down to Florida, when I was about 14, I struck up a conversation with another teenager while we were on a glass bottom boat. We got to talking about where I was from and when I told her "Chicago"....she looked at me in awe and said "Wow...are there REALLY gangsters there???". Kind of made me chuckle....

 

[fluffycow333]

I don't want that mug. We can't wash it in the microwave.

It was late and I think they were trying to pick out a mug before they left for home the next morning.

 

[bellebookworm9]

I don't want that mug. We can't wash it in the microwave.

It was late and I think they were trying to pick out a mug before they left for home the next morning.

This made me laugh out loud. My mom says stuff like that all the time!

 

[wdwgirl03]

We just got back from Disney World and heard some pretty good ones:

At Epcot: "Mission Space is the one in the dome."

At the Magic Kingdom walking across the bridge in Frontierland: A younger boy says to his dad, "Is this where you can swim with the sharks?" WHAT?!?!

To give him credit, maybe he wasn't referring to the river but walking through there it sure sounded like it!

During Philharmagic...it was the Little Mermaid part...: the lady behind us screamed out "It's Nemo!!"

And I could have totally misunderstood this one but I could've sworn I heard a girl say "I want to go on the Underground Railroad."