I got attacked by a cave man once!
There were two of them in front of Ice Station Cool (before they ruined it and made it all suckish). One was really tall and talked with this British accent while the other was shorter and just grunted.
At the time, my hair was still all over the place, because I didn't know how to control it yet (took me forever to learn how). But anyway, my sister and I went to go take a picture of them, when the small, grunting caveman began to 'pet' my head and then he acted as if he got his hand stuck in it and it was attacking him.
So there I was, just standing there with all these people I don't know walking by and staring at me, with this cave-man person grunting and freaking out because....his hand was being 'attacked' by my hair.
Oh, and the caveman that wasn't being attacked by my hair was trying to get the other cavemen free. And he was like "MAN! You must have really friendly hair!"
It was so horrible, but funny! And my mom has pictures of the moment somewhere...but I don't know where. I'd have to dig them up.