Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[bride03]

A little boy (I'd say about 4 or 5) came out of Pirates of the Carribean with his Dad. Mom and sister waited in the pirate store (the one that just sucks you in to buy pirate stuff you don't need!) The little boy was crying and the mom says "Oh he's scared of the ride." She is quick to comfort him and the dad responds with "No, he wants that sword." I can't blame him, I have one at home.

 

[Friendly Frog]

The funniest comment I've heard came from my DS8 while we were at MVMCP last year. It was just he and I (DH really doesn't get into that kind of thing...) and for some reason we hadn't had dinner yet and it was probably 7 p.m. We each had a bag of cheetos as we were running to the TTA ride in Tomorrowland. I had just opened my bag, ready to savor my first cheeto, when my son grabs my arm and notices a sign that said that no food and drinks were allowed on the ride. He insisted that we throw our bags of cheetos away (he's a real stickler for rules.) Ummm....no! So, I told him that we would just put them in my purse. He was nervous, but reluctantly agreed.

We get on the ride, and sit down, and now I'm ready to have my dinner...um, I mean, cheetos. I sneak one out of my purse and munch. Then I offer him one. He looked at me, totally straight faced, and said, "No thanks, mom, I choose to obey the rules." So serious. I quickly put my cheetos away, and congratulated him on being such a good kid.

AHHHHH how sweet.

 

[goofyernmost]

We were at Epcot listening to the British Invasion. They had just played 3 Beatles songs. A small group of kids probably in their early 20's are right by us. Finally one guy in all earnest says to his friends, "Hey these songs are pretty original for a made up Disney group. Someone should record these songs and release them to see how they might do, I think a couple of those songs could do well."

Ouch...that kind of makes me sad! How old am I?

 

[O2BNWDW]

DH (irritated) to DW at AK minutes b4 the parade
Walk EPCOT fast!!!!

 

[Tissa]

This was said by me on POTC. WOW this ride is even better at night!
As soon as I said it I was so embarrassed.

 

[GalDisney]

This is one of many I can remember.. a few months ago I was waiting at the TTC at the ferry dock to take me over to the Mk. A family was standing next to me talking to each other about the MK. The mother knew..or thought she did..everything about the Mk..she said to her husband " we will take the ferry over to the MK and when the park closes tonight we will have to take the ferry back because the monorail doesnt run in the dark" .. I had to hold my tongue lol

 

[Philadisney]

Ouch...that kind of makes me sad! How old am I?

oh nooo! i'm in my early twenties - please don't think we're all so ignorant of the beatles!

 

[k5thbeatle]

oh nooo! i'm in my early twenties - please don't think we're all so ignorant of the beatles!

Oh no, not at all. I found it kind of funny to think that they thought the British Invasion was some kind of Disney entertainment creation. If they only knew!

"Excuse me, I couldn't help but overhear your comment. Can I tell you a little about something called the 60's?"

 

[k5thbeatle]

A little boy (I'd say about 4 or 5) came out of Pirates of the Carribean with his Dad. Mom and sister waited in the pirate store (the one that just sucks you in to buy pirate stuff you don't need!) The little boy was crying and the mom says "Oh he's scared of the ride." She is quick to comfort him and the dad responds with "No, he wants that sword." I can't blame him, I have one at home.

Too funny...Soooo True!

 

[CDoobee]

I just got back 2 days ago, so I now have more to add! These were said by my friend, who has only been to WDW once before, about 25 years ago. I don't think that really had anything to do with these statements, though!! She said a lot of funny things, but these are the two I remember right now.

1. After watching It's Tough To be a Bug, she wanted to know if I had picked those specific seats because I knew that little flying (butterfly, I think?) would be right in front of HER!!! HAHA Then she asked at the other 3D shows if certain things were in front of me too, or just her!

2. After Illuminations, she asked if that round thing was the Epcot ball? I didn't understand at first. I finally realized she thought that Spaceship Earth was now in the lagoon for Illuminations!!

Another one, said by our waiter at Sci-Fi, when asked by the couple in the car with us if a certain dessert contained nuts....."No. I have no nuts." He then stood there a few moments, then walked away. We all bust out laughing, but never did figure out if he was being serious about the restaurant not having nuts to add to desserts or was trying to be funny but gave up when we didn't respond!

 

[SyracuseWolvrine]

We were at Epcot listening to the British Invasion. They had just played 3 Beatles songs. A small group of kids probably in their early 20's are right by us. Finally one guy in all earnest says to his friends, "Hey these songs are pretty original for a made up Disney group. Someone should record these songs and release them to see how they might do, I think a couple of those songs could do well."

Please don't lump all of my generation in with these guys.

- Eric (who knows who the Beatles are, and also knows that Britney Speeeeeeerz was NOT the first one to sing "Can't get no satisfaction")

 

[Pixiebell]

please keep these coming, I haven't laughed so hard in ages!

 

[FayeW]

We were at Epcot listening to the British Invasion. They had just played 3 Beatles songs. A small group of kids probably in their early 20's are right by us. Finally one guy in all earnest says to his friends, "Hey these songs are pretty original for a made up Disney group. Someone should record these songs and release them to see how they might do, I think a couple of those songs could do well."

I can't help but wonder if this comment was being made tongue-in-cheek.

 

[2nd childhood]

But Britney Spears was the first one to sing it sooooo badly.

 

[justplaingoofy]

Not exactly something from Disney, but SeaWorld.. A little embarrasing, but thought someone may get a laugh..

We live by the ocean and one day during the summer my boyfriend and I went to the water to fish and catch some shell fish, etc.. Fast forward to one year later while walking through the Shark attraction?? The one with the tunnel under the water... and we see a crab. Now, it is totally packed walking shoulder to shoulder with strangers.. You know when you go to say something and all of a sudden it beomes very quite?? Me being the intelligent person that I am had said "Remember the time we caught crabs?"

Everyone looked at us... Then I was trying to back peddle, you know with bait, in the ocean...

 

[jtopp]

our funniest was unintentional on my part. On an anniversary trip, my DW and I had a big dinner in the Italian Pavilion, of which I enjoyed all of my food and she barely ate hers. After dinner, we walked towards the French Pavilion as she wanted dessert. Begging for some time to digest dinner was met with the retort "walk like a man". My reply, which was very funny to her, was " if I have dessert, i'll walk like a fat man".

 

[AnaheimGirl]

But Britney Spears was the first one to sing it sooooo badly.

I don't know, I don't think I've heard Britney's version, but Devo sang it pretty darn badly, too!

 

[NewEnglandDisney]

I don't know, I don't think I've heard Britney's version, but Devo sang it pretty darn badly, too!

The live versions were better than her album cut...



N.E.D.

 

[Spaceship Earthfan]

Here's a couple:

1) While waiting in the elevator part of the Haunted Mansion, a CM (in complete HM dress and character) walks around the perimeter of the room and suddenly, in a very loud and creepy voice, yells out "Keep your cold dead hands away from the walls!!!". There were a couple of older ladies next to us; one turns to the other and says quite seriously, "Wow was he rude!"... The other replies, "I know! You'd think they'd be a little nicer at Disney!"


2) The first time I made it to the Hot Seat at Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Play It (I've been there a couple times), I was doing pretty well until I made it to the 16,000 point question. The question was, "Which of these words means a person who often shirks his or her duties?". The choices were all words I'd never heard of, each word was 'gold'..something. I took the 50:50 (my only lifeline left) and it left A) Goldsmith and D) Goldbrick. I never heard of either of these, so I figured I'd just guess. I leaned into the microphone and said, "I'll say A, Goldsmith..." at which point about 75% of the audience, even though they were told before the show to NOT yell out any answers, screams out in unison "NO!!!!!!". Without even thinking I spat out as fast as I could "D Goldbrick Final Answer." The whole audience starts laughing and the host (I think her name is Alja) starts laughing uncontrollably. She finally says "I have never had an audience yell NO! to a contestant like that before!" She is still laughing...but then just like that, her face turns dead serious and she looks into the camera and goes, "Don't do it again."

I had people coming up to me all day telling me good job

 

[lauran cameron]

hahahahaa!!!!!