Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[IloveWINNIEthePOOH]

In line for Space Mountain a family of four come in line behind us and the dad says "How's everyone going to sit for this ride?" Little girl (about 9 or 10) says quite loud.."Well I'm not sittin near momma, last time we were on this, she pottyed her pants!!!!!" You could tell the mom just wanted to tell her daughter how much she "appreciated" her announcing this!

We were trying so hard to keep in our laughter!!!!

 

[SyracuseWolvrine]

The funniest we heard was easy to overhear since it was my DS5 who said it! We were on the Kilimanjaro Safari when we got to the area where we first saw his absolute favorite animals - the enormous crocodiles. He was in heaven with a grin from ear to ear. He turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love those silly little crocodiles!" The whole truck laughed out loud.

Hmm ... was this a fairly recent occurance? Were you sitting near the front of the truck? I had something similar happen when I was driving Safaris one day not too long ago. Not sure if the phrasing was exactly the same, but it's certainly possible.

I know of a pretty good amount of "blooper reel" material that has been spoken by Safari drivers. (some by co-workers, some by myself) Mostly along the lines of mis-identifying animals or saying the spiel at the wrong times. Probably some of the funniest mistakes are mixing animal facts. (I once said that an antelope "stands about 2000 pounds tall, and weighs up to 6 feet")

 

[Mortlives]

I know of a pretty good amount of "blooper reel" material that has been spoken by Safari drivers. (some by co-workers, some by myself)

I'm guessing you work KS? Too cool! As far as the bloopers go: "Please sir, I want some more".

Kungaloosh!
Morticia.

 

[snowy76]

This one made me realize that CMs at Epcot think the same way about their managers as most of us do. A couple of weeks ago my family was walking toward a building at Epcot. This was right after opening so a few CMs out front looked like they were just sort of enjoying the calm before the storm. One CM ran up to another and I overheard him say "Dude! Guess what? I just saw one of the managers fall off his Segway!" I don't know if anyone else would find this funny, but after seeing these guys zipping around Epcot all week looking somewhat self-important and then hearing the GLEE from these CMs, I just cracked up.

 

[disneybaby05]

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I'm not great at telling funny stories, but I will try.

My DH and I were at MK last february and we were walking out of the Splash Mountain and BTMR area. Both attractions were shut down because of technical difficulties and there was a CM shouting that they were both closed. This family goes up, listening to the announcement, and then proceeds to ask "What about that Briar ride? Is that working?" and the CM says, no "No, Splash Mountain is not running right now" and the family responds with, "No, no, what about the BRIAR ride? The one that you get wet on?" I think they ended up walking past the CM to go seek out the Briar ride. DH and I still joke about that one.

 

[tinkerbell1967]

The funniest thing I heard was one morning when we were waiting in line to enter Epcot. There was a mother with 3 kids and she told them "Look, we have 4 hours to see Epcot, MGM and Magic Kingdom so we have to hurry" The kids nodded in agreement and then she said "there's not that much in the Disney parks to see anyway, all they have are displays and stores, no rides" My husband and I just laughed. Apparantly she did not do her research her on the DIS!!

 

[ekmdisney]

Can you just imagin her face when she picked up a EPCOT map, and found out that the park has RIDES!

 

[ekmdisney]

Heard this tonight while coming out of the movies. It's kinda Disney related.

We were coming down the escelator, with a few young kids, ( I would say no older than 10.) When the one right behinds me and starts talking to his friend.

Kid 1: "Mom said that when Herbie, comes out on DVD she will buy it for me. I really loved that movie! It made me cry at the end."

Kid2: "Why did you cry at the end?"

Kid 1: "I don't know. I just did. Just really liked the movie."

Kid 2, just looks at his friend and says, "You're so lame!"

And the first thing that pops in my head is, with friends like that who needs enemys!

 

[pennst8r]

When my DS was 4 and too small to go on Splash Mountain, he was in the little play area behind it with DH. We'd been there a few days already. A woman with another child asked his name, but said What does mommy call you? He replied "Get back here, Jacob!" My DH was on the floor laughing!

A few years before that, my other DS was potty training, and we ran to the bathrooms at the restaurant at the China pavillion. He told EVERYONE he met on the way back that he used the potty (in a very loud voice)--he was sooo proud of himself. I was surprised at the number of people who stopped and took the time to tell him "good job!".

 

[SkipperBubba]

The funniest thing I heard was one morning when we were waiting in line to enter Epcot. There was a mother with 3 kids and she told them "Look, we have 4 hours to see Epcot, MGM and Magic Kingdom so we have to hurry" The kids nodded in agreement and then she said "there's not that much in the Disney parks to see anyway, all they have are displays and stores, no rides" My husband and I just laughed. Apparantly she did not do her research her on the DIS!!

I guess someone has been residing in the vicinity of Pluto for the last 50 years.

 

[Lizardbeth61]

I had to laugh at Snowy 76's story of the Segway faller! Laughed out loud in fact. I'm assuming the guy wasn't hurt. Poor guy. I guess his pride was hurt! I can just hear the "Hey Dude . . ."

 

[S. C.]

When we get our Fast Passes for Test Track, then we call it Fast Track!

Just want to say HI Neighbor. We live in stockbridge.

 

[SyracuseWolvrine]

A funny comment from when I was in MK as a guest. We had just ridden Splash late at night, probably one of the last 10 boats. As we were walking past the photo screens, the CM working there said "Hurry up, get (pause) to see the fireworks". The friend I was with and I both started laughing, because we could tell that "see the fireworks" wasn't what she really WANTED to say.

Another safari blooper ... "Those large reddish brown antelopes are bongo, also nicknamed the ghosts of the forest because they can be very difficult to see, they have a wingspan of up to 8 or 9 feet long"

 

[dmslush]

Okay, Just back this past Saturday and I have a couple!!

The first one was on the train around Magic Kingdom. We weren't going anyplace in particular, but instead just taking a breather. So, this family, mother, father, and dd about 4 gets on in front of us. The mother asks the little girl if they are having fun, the little girl says that they are. The mother then tells the child that tomorrow they will go to MGM, it is different from MK, it has rides. At that time, her husband asks if that is the place with the Hulk ride, she isn't sure. I am squirming at this point, I really want to lean over the seat and tell them all the RIDES that are in MK. My SO and DD look at me like I better not say anything. So the husband asks what exactly is MGM, the mother looks like of confused and says, "Well, you know.. it is that.. ummm.. interactive place. You interact there." Oh he says. He then says that the train will take us to Adventure Land, that is where Haunted Mansion is, he thinks that it is a ride. I am really squirming this time.. I am fidgety! When the train stops at Main Street USA, we get off. The family has a lot of moving around and confusion because this is not adventure land. I am walking away, and I can't help myself. I run back and ask the man, "Sir, you look confused, are you lost?" He then showes me the map and in a sad voice says, "I want to get to Haunted Mansion!" I show him where to get off of the train stop, explaining that there are several train stops. I then show him on his map how to walk to HM and all of the other rides right there near it.


Next one was on the bus at AKL one morning. I didn't hear it but my dd did. A family got on the bus and sit down next to us. I could hear the dd saying something over and over, but didn't know what it was. My 13 year old dd was nearly falling out of her seat laughing. When we got off of the bus, I asked her what was so funny. She said that the mother was whispering about something and the little girl started saying, "Mom, just take you underwear off. Mom, if they don't feel good, just take your underwear off." Over and over.

And finally, in AK we ran up on Devine, I was enjoying myself taking pictures. There was an elderly couple behind me. When devine moved on, the couple was behind me as I was walking. The woman says, "She was quite erotic, wasn't she?" Her husband said, "Yes she was, leave it to Disney to have something that appeals to all ages." I

 

[magictrickboy71]

MY BIL and I were entering EPCOT and we hear this guy say:

"Boy I wish I knew eairlier in the week that we could go from park to park with these tickets."

I guess no one explaine the Park Hopper option to him.

This was a Saturday, I really hope he wasn't at the end of his vacation.

TTFN,
Frank

 

[old one]

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[LVSWL]

As we were walking thru the fast pass line for Buzz Lightyear I heard someone say "I wonder how much extra those fast passes cost"? I just smiled and kept walking. Just read your park map that you get at the front of the gate folks! Oh, well, more fun for me, more fun for me!!!

 

[QT Pooh]

Back a looooong time ago when they had the 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea ride on the part where we rode past the giant squid...a man very loudly stated, "Look at the size of those testicles!" My father (to 4 young impressionable girls), mortified, quietly asked him, "Don't you mean tentacles?" The whole submarine was cracking up.

Every time I see a squid...guess what I say...(I told you I was impressionable!)

 

[echodane99]

When DS was only 6 yr we took him to WDW. He was willing to try all the rides. If we were on a ride and he started to get scared we would tell him that they were just plastic people. This seemed to help him alot. Then we went on EL Rio del Tiempo in Mexico. Well there we were in a boat full of people. As the boat went by the restaurant DS points to it and loudy says "Those are just plastic people right?" We of course had to explain that no those were real people....

 

[Lanshark]

I heard a Mom tell her son "We're going to have lunch and then we'll go on the teacups"