Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[lauran cameron]

When I was there in December, I was in the ladies room at the MK, and all the sudden I heard a woman say, "Mmmmm. That smells good." Not something I was expecting to hear in the ladies room.

Karen

maybe they were talking about the pink powder soap
i used to loooove that soap. hhaha never thought I could love a soap hahaha.
love this thread!!! keep those tales a rollin'

 

[CdnDisneyFan]

Here is this poor daughter trying to have fun while in the Happiest Place on Earth, and mom was bringing her down.

I feel for that poor girl, I went thru almost that same experience in 02 with MY mom, all she would complain about was the price of things, GRRRRR!! I'm glad I'm not the only one who had to go thru that kind of thing!!


Jules

 

[lauran cameron]

similar, and still as annoying. I'm from the west coast (vancouver, BC, Canad!) and people a) call where I go (WDW) Disneyland and b) call the MK Disneyland...URRGGHH! And sometimes I go through a little speach and other times I feel its just not worth my breath and let it go. Oh well.

oh! you just sparked a thought!!!

When i come back from WDW and say to someone,

Me: "Oh i just had the best time in florida! *insert ancedote* "

Them: "Oh cool you went to DISNEYLAND!!!"

===or===

Them: "How was DISNEYLAND?"

Me: "I was in Florida..."

Them: "*totally not getting it look on their face*"

Me: "Uhhhhh...*stunned*...DISNEYLAND is in california...DISNEYWORLD is in Florida."

Them: "Wow! You're such a Disney know it all!!!"

Me: "ummmm....yeaaaa...*walks away*"

====but to stay on topic====

it is always best when you hear someone at the park calling WDW DISNEYLAND!! Especially while looking at a map and insisting that the word WORLD is now LAND...

Last trip in Thanksgiving we were at the Magic Kingdom and this family with a DD~15 and DS~10. They STOPPED in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk on MAINSTREET and practically HAULTED. Us and everyone behind them literally fell into this domino effect and looked around confused. Luckily we were right behind the family so we got to hear it all...

DS: "Dad why don't we move to the side?"

DH: "Well Stephen I guess people are jsut going to have to be polite learn to go around. After all this is Disneyland.

DD: "It's WORLD dad---"

DH: "No! It say's it right here *point to guide book which clearly says WALT DISNEY WORLD!!!*

DD: "That says WALT DISNEY WORLD"

DH:" *realizes he is wrong* no it says Disneyland."

BWAHAHHHAHA

we and many behind us found this so entertaining that we just stayed behind them honning into their chat. Many people were behind us snickering and giggling b/c it did says WALT DISNEY WORLD!!!

its funny how people just can't admit that they're wrong...
sorry alpha dad but you've been beat

 

[Disney Fool]

Okay, I've got one. I think I posted this on another thread, but it bears repeating I think. I was in line for the Tower of Terror. There was an elderly oriental couple in front of me, clearly not sure of what they were doing or where they were. Seems they just wandered onto the ride. We were in the loading area, and the CM kept telling them to stand on the numbers painted on the floor, and they didn't understand him. So he came over and literally picked up their legs and placed them on the numbers. They were so confused and muddled, they kept shrugging their shoulders and looking at each other. Well, the elevator doors opened and we all entered, and of course the couple had to be helped with their seat belts and where they were supposed to sit. I somehow wound up sitting right behind them. They were dead silent during the climb and ride through the hallway. But as the doors slammed on the window and we started to hurtle through space, I distinctly heard the woman yell, (in perfect English, mind you) "Son of a *****!!!" I howled over that one.

 

[BibbidyBobbidyBoo]

I so love this thread- and Disney Fool I laughed out loud when I read that!!!!!!!! LOL

 

[Corporal_Radar]

some one asked me when the three oclock parade was....


i told them it was at six...

some tourests do not like to state the obvious....

*sigh*

 

[MinnieM21]

Okay, I've got one. I think I posted this on another thread, but it bears repeating I think. I was in line for the Tower of Terror. There was an elderly oriental couple in front of me, clearly not sure of what they were doing or where they were. Seems they just wandered onto the ride. We were in the loading area, and the CM kept telling them to stand on the numbers painted on the floor, and they didn't understand him. So he came over and literally picked up their legs and placed them on the numbers. They were so confused and muddled, they kept shrugging their shoulders and looking at each other. Well, the elevator doors opened and we all entered, and of course the couple had to be helped with their seat belts and where they were supposed to sit. I somehow wound up sitting right behind them. They were dead silent during the climb and ride through the hallway. But as the doors slammed on the window and we started to hurtle through space, I distinctly heard the woman yell, (in perfect English, mind you) "Son of a *****!!!" I howled over that one.

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

These are hilarious. Ok I've got one as well.

A few trips ago, likely some time in 2002 or 2003 my family and I were walking through Epcot and there was a family parked on a bench discussing what they had done for the day and what they would do tomorrow. I have a serious pet peeve when people call Disney rides by the wrong names, I mean there are GREAT BIG SIGNS in front of all the rides AND they are listed in the guide maps. So the conversation went something like this...

Dad: "Ok so now we are in the park with the Big Golf Ball...I dont get why its a golf ball because there isn't any golf here...and the ride IN the golf ball isn't about golf either!"

Mom: "Just like there wasn't a ride IN the Castle at Disneyworld this morning. Though that Splash Flume was great and so was Thunderstorm Mountain!"

Daughter: "So where are we going tomorrow?"

Dad: "Either the park with the big blue hat or the one with the tree. The Tower of Fear and the Aerosmith Coaster are at the one with the blue hat so I'd say there"

My parents and I had to contain ourselves from laughing until we got further away from this poor confused family.

Tower of Fear?! The park with the big, blue hat?! Thunderstorm Mountain?! LOL! That's the funniest thing I've heard all year!

 

[MrTerrorChair]

When my wife and I were at WDW on our honeymoon we went to MGM first (our favorite park) to ride ToT. We didn't get an early start, got to the park around 9:30 and had a little bit of a wait. In line beside us were these three friends. The were huge! I guessed they were football players. They had their bling-bling going on and were busy razzing each other.

Well, the one started talking smack well before we even got in the lobby.

"Yeah, this ride ain't so bad. I heard about it. It ain't so bad."

Which of course, it's not...if you like these kinds of rides.

By the time we were in the lobby, it became...

"This ride isn't too bad, guys. I heard about it. I don't think it's that bad."

By the time we met the "bellhops" at the elevator is was...

"Well...this isn't going to be too bad? Is it?"

The picture when the ride was over is priceless and still on our mantle.
Tina and I with wide smiles, screaming, arms up in the air. Well, only one of Tina's was up in the air. The other arm was pinned to her side. The gentleman with the smack going on had his head buried against Tina's should, eyes closed and clutching her arm.

Needless to say, he wasn't talking anymore and his two buddies were on his case from the picture queue to the lobby.

Hah!

 

[redsoxgal]

In June of 2000 we took our kids on their first trip to Disneyworld. My son was 3. We hadn't done any research on MK and stood in line ALL DAY! We waited to see Mickey at the fair for hours and the same goes for everyother ride and character. We were finally leaving the park for the day, it was dark and we were all tired. We get out to where we catch a tram to the parking lot and it was fairly empty, just a handful of people waiting but no tram in sight. My 3 yr. old son stops in his tracks when he sees the people waiting. He drops to the ground, lays flat on his back on the cement with his arms straight out, starts to cry and yells, "I'M NOT WAITING IN ANOTHER LINE!!!!!!!" Everyone turns to look and you could see that everyone there felt the same way! It just goes to show you that parents aren't the only ones at the end of their rope after a long day!!

 

[lauran cameron]

awwww poor lil' bugger

 

[DoomBuggyBabe]

DH and I were on our honeymoon Nov. 1-7, which also happened to be Jersey Week this year. Mid-week we were in EPCOT wandering around enjoying the Food & Wine Festival. We were heading toward LeCellier for lunch when, walking in the other direction, we encountered a family looking confused. They had fairly young kids, and I think it was their first trip ... or at least their first trip during F&W. The father -- who was rather memorably kitted out in an 80s-style bright red sleeveless henley shirt with metal buttons and a bright red Hogan hat to match -- was saying, loudly, in a VERY North Jersey accent, "What are all these booths doin' here. I don't understand it. They're in the way!"
Cheers,
Q

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

I'm a wimp. I hate going down waterfalls. On PoC in November, I remembered the waterfall and I was freaked out. My mother was sitting next to me, much to her dismay. I clenched my eyes shut in the beginning of the ride, held on to my mom with the jaws of life and kept shrieking, "Tell me when it's over! Are we there yet? Oh my God, I'm so scared." I was 25. My dd3 was completely unfazed. The waterfall wasn't that bad after all.

 

[areno79]

These are hilarious...keep 'em coming!

 

[LegoMom3]

One of the funniest comments I've overheard came from The Grouchiest Lady Ever. She was walking through Frontierland, looking confused and very angry. She then said, "I don't want to see this c**p, I just want to see the castle!" Needless to say, I don't think she appreciates the Disney experience like we all do!

LOL!!! Oh, this poor woman...She probably could have saved herself a bundle and just viewed the castle from any number of vantage points OUT side the MK!!
Oh, that's so sad it's funny...

 

[Daisy'sMom]

My 3 yr. old son stops in his tracks when he sees the people waiting. He drops to the ground, lays flat on his back on the cement with his arms straight out, starts to cry and yells, "I'M NOT WAITING IN ANOTHER LINE!!!!!!!"

This image makes my sides hurt with laughter!

 

[LegoMom3]

Everyone else went on Splash Mountain at about 7 p.m. except me - I was left with my ds (2) and my step-grandson, 5 months. My son was being SO good, but the baby was really upset. My son probably sat there for 20 minutes playing with a small bag of trail mix. He was picking out the parts he likes, and putting the rest of the stuff (basically the nuts) in the little cup holders in the tray of his stroller. Then he'd move them from one place to the other, and back again. In the meantime, the baby REALLY started getting upset, and I'm trying to bounce him on my knee, and at the same time, my son decides he's had enough of this and he's getting out of the stroller NOW. So I'm saying "Please, Elliot, get back in the stroller. Come on Elliot, come on over here and sit, please. Come on, you can sit over here and play with your nuts"!!!

ROTFL!!! This is THE FUNNIEST things I've ever read on this board!!! Ohmygosh, I would've died!!!

 

[lesroi]

This thread is hilarious!

I will add one of ours... A few years ago, DH and I were at Epcot, in the France pavilion, when from behind us we hear a woman say to her companion: "Oh my G*d, is that the REAL Eiffel Tower?!?!?"

To this day, EVERY time we go to Epcot (and that is a lot as we are DVC owners at BWV and have APs) we always look at each other and say "Oh my G*d, is that the REAL Eiffel Tower?!?!?" (We also do it when we go to Vegas.)



Tracy

 

[Grasshoppa]

A couple of years ago in the MK, our DD, then about 6, kept referring to the HM as the 'Haunted Mattress'... we still tease her about this every time we go.

Also, that same trip, on our last day before we had to return to work and school, we wanted to head back over to Tommorowland to ride Space Mountain one more time. DD pipes up and says, "We can't go to Tommorowland, we have school!"

 

[lauran cameron]

hahaha when I was young I always would pretend like school didn't exsist hoping my parents would forget that me and DB has school too...yeaaa...

I love the posts about what children say they're usually the best hahaha

Once when my brother was really little space mountain broke down.

so they turn the lights on and my DB looks around with a stern confused face and shouts in a very loud voice, "HEY WHO TURNED THE LIGHTS ON!!!" and he kept looking around with the scariest 5yo face I have ever seen! But then he continues his tyraid, "I said, HEY WHO TURNED THE LIGHTS ON!!! Turn them off! Turn them off! Turn them off! Turn them off" and he did this little jiggle dance in his seat with his hands in the air and was wiggling his head and began to sing this song about turning the lights off really loudly in this little kid voice that he was making up. You could hear the other guest in their coaster laughing at him which just egged him on more.

So finally the CM gets on the loud speaker and say's "Ladies and gentlemen please remain seated the ride will continue momentarily...and sir for the sake of us all will you please stop singing-the lights will turn on momentarily.

It scared the BAJEEZUS outta him!!! and he did not say another word from then on until much later that night back at the hotel hahaha