Funball!!!!!!!!!

[PrincessMaleficent]

Well I'm gonna park the cars and get check the luggage, and well, I'll be outside for the season.

 

[PrincessMaleficent]

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

 

[PrincessMaleficent]

Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an ******* in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]
Eddie: ****ter was full.
Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our ****ters, honey?
Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.
Clark: He oughta know it's illegal. That's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it.


Ruby Sue: Rocky bit my thumb. Him's nervous.
Clark: Nervous or excited?
Ruby Sue: ****tin' bricks.
Clark: You shouldn't use that word.
Ruby Sue: Sorry. ****tin' rocks

 

[PrincessMaleficent]

Frances: Talk about pissing your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was.
Audrey: He worked really hard, Grandma.
Art: So do washing machines.

 

[Funball]

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat whiteness down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of people this side of the nuthouse.

 

[Funball]

Ellen Griswold: I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.

 

[Funball]

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

Na haaaaaa I LOVE THAT ONE!!!!!!

 

[Funball]

Ellen: Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that.
Aunt Bethany: Oh dear, did I break wind?
Uncle Lewis: geez, did the room clear out, Bethany? Heck no, she means presents. You shouldn't have brought presents

 

[Funball]

Look:

Xmas stuff!!!!!!!!!! Cool xmas clip art and stuff!!!!!!!

 

[Funball]

OPOOOOOOO JUST FOUND THIS!!!!

 

[Funball]

ok ...


I am totally loving this song!!!!!!!!!!!

its the new one with jason aldean and kelly clarkson!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUZQodw_wY

ok i hope everyone watched it!

that is going to be the song i dance to with my groom at our wedding.. i already decided like right now!!!!

 

[skiingfast]

I thought that was Matt in the middle.

Did you like my red surfing shirt? quack quack.

 

[PrincessMaleficent]

Did you like my red surfing shirt? quack quack.

Yes!

 

[skiingfast]

Yes!

Quack! Quack1 Quack! Dag Nabbit!

 

[grandpa6]

Can't get mine yet, don't have enough posts, but I'm working on it.

 

[skiingfast]

It shouldn't take too long to build up enough posts. I assumer you mean to put a signature in.

 

[skiingfast]

Good Morning everyone, are you glad that it's Friday?

 

[PrincessMaleficent]

Good Morning everyone, are you glad that it's Friday?

Heck yeah! I have been waiting for it all week.

 

[skiingfast]

Heck yeah! I have been waiting for it all week.

LOL, I am very excited it's here.

 

[PrincessMaleficent]

LOL, I am very excited it's here.

Me too. I should throw friday a party. Streamers and noise makers. I am that excited. I am having a get together with some friends on Sunday. I need to find a ornament and make some cupcakes for it though. We are doing an ornament exchange.