Fun size candy bars

[kimmar067]

....D*MN YOU, oh God of the *fun-size* candy bar....

 

[Mlissa88]

I never understood why they called it a "fun size".

Fun would be a gigantic one.

 

[ChrizJen]

we have 8, yes I said 8 bags of Sam's club sized fun size candy bars and non chocolate candy. Torture!!! All 8 are still sealed and not opened. My husband and I torture each other by holding up the other's favorite and dangling in front of that person saying "smell the chocolate, think about the carmel or peanut butter. Think how good it would taste after a long day of work"

All bets are off when the light goes out on Saturday and I'm sure y'all will be reading about us being sick from all the chocolate on Sunday

We have 5 of the HUGE bags af assorted good stuff too! We've also (somehow) managed to control ourselves. But that candy's mine Saturday night!! LOL


ETA: Oh! And just a reminder! We get a whole extra hour of self-indulgent goodness Saturday night! (daylight savings time ends!)

 

[kimmar067]

...But that candy's mine Saturday night!! LOL


ETA: Oh! And just a reminder! We get a whole extra hour of self-indulgent goodness Saturday night! (daylight savings time ends!)

...OMG!! You'll have 'left-over' candy after all the trick-or-treaters have gone??!??!?

 

[Pumbaa_]

ok, there is nothing fun about a fun size bar. it keeps shrinking! It is almost the size of the mini. Remeber when fun size was actually fun? It was a good size. now, it just keeps getting teenier and teenier...

 

[ChrizJen]

...OMG!! You'll have 'left-over' candy after all the trick-or-treaters have gone??!??!?

Actually, I could be wrong. I'm not sure. This will be our first Halloween in this house, so we're not sure of the volume of kids here. Guess we'll find out! (But we're secretly hoping that we have a little left over...LOL)

 

[SCHBR'smom]

...OMG!! You'll have 'left-over' candy after all the trick-or-treaters have gone??!??!?

You know, that bag you "forgot" was hidden in the top of the pantry. I may have done that a time or two.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I heard from a friend at work, who said that she was talking with her friend that works with a mother of a guy that wants to be a doctor. That guy told his mother that a nurse that used to work for a medical clinic in switzerland had told him that a doctor she worked with had know another doctor that read about the conducted studies of research that had been done by a team of medical professionals that were paid by another medical group to help them research a portion of their overall focus of causes of chemical reactions that relate to the ingestion of chocolate in small doses via individually wrapped candy bars. It seems that that research was commissioned by a panel of doctors from Canada that wanted to verify the primary research done by doctors in America that said indications that there was no overall ill effects from eating small doses of the candy bars. It seem that the doctors that conducted the research were of the opinion that the ill effects came from the social stigmatizing by outside influences from communist countries in the 60's that were trying to lower the self esteem of americans.

THEREFORE

It is considered patrotic to eat masive amounts of small candy bars, as there are no side effects.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

I heard from a friend at work, who said that she was talking with her friend that works with a mother of a guy that wants to be a doctor. That guy told his mother that a nurse that used to work for a medical clinic in switzerland had told him that a doctor she worked with had know another doctor that read about the conducted studies of research that had been done by a team of medical professionals that were paid by another medical group to help them research a portion of their overall focus of causes of chemical reactions that relate to the ingestion of chocolate in small doses via individually wrapped candy bars. It seems that that research was commissioned by a panel of doctors from Canada that wanted to verify the primary research done by doctors in America that said indications that there was no overall ill effects from eating small doses of the candy bars. It seem that the doctors that conducted the research were of the opinion that the ill effects came from the social stigmatizing by outside influences from communist countries in the 60's that were trying to lower the self esteem of americans.

THEREFORE

It is considered patrotic to eat masive amounts of small candy bars, as there are no side effects.

Works for me

 

[pigletgirl]

Yeah, they're perfect for me who is a chocoholic that wants it everyday. But of course sometimes I eat more than one.

 

[yoopermom]

Hey, when I heard that DS's football playoffs Sat meant we were going to miss all the trick or treaters, my first thought was...

Now I get ALLLLLL the candy I bought for myself

Terri

 

[C.Ann]

Darn! I guess I want some candy now.. That means I'll have to drive over to town and see what Rite Aid has to offer - the only place in town that doesn't charge an arm and a leg for everything..

Wonder if I should chance waiting till Sunday to see what's leftover and on sale? Hmmm..

 

[kimmar067]

I heard from a friend at work, who said that she was talking with her friend that works with a mother of a guy that wants to be a doctor. That guy told his mother that a nurse that used to work for a medical clinic in switzerland had told him that a doctor she worked with had know another doctor that read about the conducted studies of research that had been done by a team of medical professionals that were paid by another medical group to help them research a portion of their overall focus of causes of chemical reactions that relate to the ingestion of chocolate in small doses via individually wrapped candy bars. It seems that that research was commissioned by a panel of doctors from Canada that wanted to verify the primary research done by doctors in America that said indications that there was no overall ill effects from eating small doses of the candy bars. It seem that the doctors that conducted the research were of the opinion that the ill effects came from the social stigmatizing by outside influences from communist countries in the 60's that were trying to lower the self esteem of americans.

THEREFORE

It is considered patrotic to eat masive amounts of small candy bars, as there are no side effects.

....WAIT!!!! You said 'Canada' - I distinctly heard you mention 'Canada'...you musta got this info from LBelle (Lisa)....

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

....WAIT!!!! You said 'Canada' - I distinctly heard you mention 'Canada'...you musta got this info from LBelle (Lisa)....

no...I heard it from a friend at work.....

(you READ that????)

 

[kimmar067]

 

[kimmar067]

...I'm a teacher, remember??

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

...I'm a teacher, remember??

as am I.

 

[kimmar067]

as am I.

....teachin' the ways o' pirating CANNOT be construed as 'teaching'.....