Okay, okay, I'll admit that my use of the term "criminally negligent," which seems to have struck a major chord with you, was inacurate and inappropriate. But then you'll have to admit that:
"with theme park hot dog meals costing a whopping $7 and a one-day entry ticket at Disney World soaring to $71 per adult (defined as age 10 and abovetell that to the DMV)."
is completely misleading, because she completely fails to mention that per day prices drop sharply as you buy longer tickets, and since there are 4 theme parks, you need a minimum of 4 days to see them all.
And:
"They're cinderblock motels, packed with loud school groups for much of the year, that are located farther from the Disney attractions than most of the (often nicer) motels that are clustered around the gates of Disney World."
Is completely WRONG - the Disney Value resorts are demonstrably NOT "packed with loud school groups for much of the year," though some of them do have tour groups or PW or cheer groups at SOME times.
And I dare you to find me ANY non-Disney hotel (or motel), other than those on Hotel Plaza Blvd or the Swan & Dolphin, that is closer to the parks than Pop or the All-Stars.
"Epcot won't have enough to interest your younger kids."
Horse-hockey. Epcot has all sorts of kid-friendly stuff, although admittedly it's not all princesses and muppets and Mr. Sanderz. Some kids don't like Epcot, but some do; to issue such a blanket statement, dismissing the entire park out of hand, is ridiculous to anyone who has been to Epcot.
"Be wary of "upgrading" your passes, as that's not the best value"
Say what? Since when is upgrading your pass from 4 days to 5, getting another full day at a theme park for $3 not the best value!? (NOTE: 4-day base ticket $225.78, 5-day base ticket $228.98, difference $3.20).
"You probably won't get to the water park,"
Says who? Plenty of folks with younger kids hit the water parks.
" and Disney's eating plan is inconvenient (only certain properties are included, some of which require reservations)."
Again, simply WRONG. The Dining Plan includes almost every restaurant and eatery on WDW property (some require two credits instead of one), and ALL of them require reservations, unless you want to wait a long time as a walk-up.
"Then, do one day at SeaWorld (an unmissable, exuberantly fun and educational Orlando attraction)"
SeaWorld is unmissable and exhuberantly fun for a 5-year old and a 2-year old, but Epcot has nothing to interest them? Well, that's a matter of opinion, but my opinion is that this a whacked opinion.
" and, if your older one's into action heroes, one day at Universal Studios."
Er, the action heroes are not at Universal Studios, they are next door at Islands of Adventure.
Now, as far as the whole on-site vs. off-site thing, I've never been shy about staying off-site when I get better bargains than on-site (which, unfortunately, is quite often). But I'll be on-site for MouseFest, staying at the fabulous All-Star Cinderblock Movies resort for $59 a night.
And renting a car - I'm all over that. I always rent a car at WDW; in my 17 years of visiting, I've only done two trips without wheels and hated every minute of it.
Visiting Universal or SeaWorld? One of my number-one reccomendations to anyone planning a trip to Orlando is that the world doesn't end at the Disney property line - get the heck out and try other stuff, because there's plenty of great stuff out there that you'll miss if you limit yourself to WDW.
So no, I don't disagree with everything she wrote, but the stuff she got wrong completely destroys her credibility as a professional journalist in my eyes.
By the way - ARE you actually Pauline's Big Daddy, Aurthur Frommer? Cause if you are, man, I really dug your appearance in "Eurotrip." Way cool, bro!