From Oil Wells to Jingle Bells-Bells,pg.66, See you in September!

I'm sorry, I was being stupid. I knew you were checking in on the 9th, we even mentioned meeting at the airport. Let's see, from what I remember, it wasn't too cold your check in day, and friday and saturday weren't too bad either, then the bottom fell out again as far as any heat goes.


And I am so glad I've become a public service announcement when it comes to eating shrimp. :scared1:

No worries, I'll forgive you for this time... :snooty: I'll assume the nicotine withdrawl may be affecting your brain!!! :rotfl: You're right about the temperature though and unfortunately we didnt go to discovery cove until the Tuesday... :eek: However, just take a look at the weather forecast in pkondz' neck of the woods :scared1: and you will think that it was really warm in Florida!!! :laughing:

I will never be able to eat shrimp again without nearly choking from laughing.
 
tomorrow, new chapter. honest
 
Grand Bob,,, thanks a lot, that some good stuff, have to check it all out soon. Man, I just wish it was in driving distance, i'd love the idea of having two new Disney Parks to check out.

You're welcome, Nebo. Hope you get out to the left coast soon.

But heck, it is driving distance. Don't be a wimp -- just 2000 miles! :rotfl2: My dad did it for us several times when I was a kid.

Oh, okay then. Fly if you must. There are sometimes some good fares from ORD-LAX.

-Bob
 
Wonder what happened to him, I expected a lot more from him.

According to IMDB.com he's been working steadily in television, including Ghost Whisperer, Law & Order:SVU and Desperate Housewives. Interesting tidbit from his bio: "Mike attended grammar school with Natalie Wood and Ricky Nelson."
 

According to IMDB.com he's been working steadily in television, including Ghost Whisperer, Law & Order:SVU and Desperate Housewives. Interesting tidbit from his bio: "Mike attended grammar school with Natalie Wood and Ricky Nelson."

WOw, that's some kind of grammar school class! Wonder what really did happen to Natalie, and too bad Ricky didn't stick to garden parties instead of taking up flying.

Ok, should hve the next chapter posted in about an hour, see ya'll then.
 
So finally able to catch up. Our new Governor issued a State of Emergency in the middle of last week because we had a gas shortage, so schools were cancelled, offices were closed and everyone around us were without heat for about 3-5 days. I think they are finally getting things back to normal today for everyone in the northern areas. This is what happens in the desert states when snow falls for an extended period of time and temperatures reach below -10 degrees. No one, and i mean NO ONE knows what the h*ll to do. Granted -10 was probably the milder temperatures in some places. So instead of catching up on your report here, I was thawing out under my electric blanket, hoping that the rush of people going out and buying all the space heaters in the state wouldn't spark an electricity shortage. :eek:

I can pretty much figure out how the rest of your trip went, those tweeks, twinges, zaps and pulls are all some of the most horrific things to feel when you have back issues...

And, since the ping-pong match between you and Pkondz has slowed a bit, I figured I would amuse you (or not...take your pic) with my own (or rather my grandpa's) story of meeting a few celebs....Ready? I'll let you know when I'm done so you can come back from grabbing snacks or watching re-runs of the Superbowl commercials I promise...

So my grandpa used to be an avid weight lifter, always working out at the gym, and during the time that Emilio Estevez was filming the Young Guns Movies out here in our neck of the woods, they used to go to the same gym as my grandpa to work out during breaks in filming. So of course one day, grandpa decides he wants to go workout, walks in and there is Emilio Estevez, Charlie Sheen, Kiefer Sutherland, and Lou Diamond Phillips, working out at the same time. Needless to say, my grandpa is one that doesn't care in the least if you are a celebrity, or a no-body, he will walk right up and spark up a conversation, so he does just that. Spends a good couple of hours chit chatting with them and even spotting a couple of then on the benches, and of course makes sure to get their autographs before he leaves for the day for his daughter, (my aunt, not my mother) :sad2:.

and now I'm done. You can stop banging your head against the wall, wondering what in the world this had to do with your TR or anything disney or M*A*S*H related, because it didn't, i just didn't want to feel left out of the whole celeb talk when i had a story. :upsidedow I return you to your regularly scheduled Nebo :woohoo:.
 
You're welcome, Nebo. Hope you get out to the left coast soon.


Oh, okay then. Fly if you must. There are sometimes some good fares from ORD-LAX.

-Bob

ORD-LAX? You kidding?
Sounds like something I'd find at Walgreens, next to the Immodium.

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Ok, I got a little industrious and went outside and took a few pictures for the heck of it. Did this yesterday, and of course woke up this morning to a couple more fresh inches of snow.
it's because of winters like this that made me so crabby when we run into cold weather in Florida.
The scary part of driving after the storm around here is that you can't see around the "walls" built up until you are already out there in traffic.


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And lastly, you can see just the back end of our beloved Santa Fe sticking out of the driveway.

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I have the feeling these piles won't melt until June.

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Saturday night, early

The damage was done, and it can't be undone.
No "Do Over", no goin back, no calling "times" and no summer reruns.
I can't even throw the flag and challenge the call to a review.

Live with it.
That's a list of my options, right there.

Great, for a "list", it's severly lacking.

After a couple of drinks in the room it was time to get over to the Yacht Club.
Pretty funny in a way, we just stayed over there in July, but NOW we are going to actually EAT there!

But no car, time to get creative again.

Fuzzy cups made the trip with us, we got on a bus headed for the Studios.

It was cold tonight, but not quite as bad as the last two nights.
And I had to tell my self, repeatedly, stop complaining about the cold, and no point in complaining about the back either, it's not going to suddenly get better.
So much for the "new and improved" Nebo, what I need is to be closed down for 3 months of "refurbishment" in Disneyspeak.
Wait, even that might not be a good idea.
I might reopen as Michael Jackson from 20 years ago!

Stop it.
Stop the complaining.
Just stop it.

We have found that, even though all the guide books say Pop Century is in a remote location on Disney Property, that except for Magic Kingdom all the rides seem shorter to ALL the other parks than the other resorts do.
And unless you're on a monorail resort, ALL the other resorts seem to take forever to get to the Magic Kingdom.

I don't think we're making that up.
Pop is close to Buena Vista Drive, which is the main road to all the parks, water parks, and Downtown Disney.
Pllus, unlike many other mods or Deluxe resorts,,,there's only one bus stop at Pop.

In almost no time a'tall we pulled up at Disney's Hollywood Studios, we walked toward the entrance, then kept walking past to the boat dock. One thing strange about the Studios is that they have the Christmas Tree outside the park, but it sure is pretty.

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At the dock we got on the first boat that came along.

It didn't matter which, all we know is that sooner or later it's going to have to stop at the Yacht and Beach Club.

Sooner,,,, or later.
You never know which it will be ahead of time.

This is something I have always found hysterical about staying at an Epcot resort.

No matter what anybody tells you, nobody EVER knows ahead of time where a Friendship Boat is going to go first after it picks you up at a dock.
Yes, there are signs at the reosrt docks, but those are just some "possible" destinations you may stop at, more like suggestions to the captain and crew.

If you are at one of the resort docks instead of at a Park, you are not going to find out what's next in line until you're under way and the captain or crew member get on the microphone.

It's never the same, even if you figure out whether or not they are "coming" or "going",,,,it 's really just a crap shoot of what the current Captain will decide to do and what will come out of his mouth.
Here's a typical example:

"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, we will be leaving the Boardwalk and heading over to the Yacht and Beach Club, followed by the Swan and Dolphin. We will then head back to the Yacht and Beach Club to pick up the sunglasses I left there the first time we go over there and then we should be at Epcot in 25 minutes. After Epcot we will boat over to the Yacht and Beach Club again, followed by the Swan but not the Dolphin this time, and then Hollywood Studios.
"After a stop again at the Swan and Dolphin we will then make the rounds again at the Yacht and Beach Club and the Kennedy Space Center, but we won't be stopping at the Boardwalk so if that is your destination, you better swim for it when we go by." "Hopefully, we will be at our destination, Castaway Cay in less than two hours."

"Thank you for choosing the Friendship Cruise Line."

Well tonight we didn't have too much a problem, second stop after Boardwalk but interesting enough though, a miscommunication concerning the bus stystem later after dinner.

By the time out boat pulled into the dock, Smidgy was dying for a bathroom so she asked if I'd be ok and she ran on ahead.

For the rest of the trip, with my back the way it is we are the Hare and the Tortoise and I'm sure you can figure out the casting. Or, better yet, she's the female cat with the spilled white paint strip down it's back and I'm Peppy LePew.

Hey, it's better than Peppy LeCar.

Took a picture walking into the courtyard:

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From there I went over to the smoking area that I spent so much time in when I was desperately trying to concoct ways in July to dump the full noodle on Diane, or what to do if Stroller Guy should give me a hard time.

Boy, that seemed like just last week.

Here's the famed Stormalong Bay pool, no, you don't need reservations for pool rope drop in this weather.

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Then we went and checked in at the podium and they couldn't yell at me fast enough for wearing my hat yet.

still.
whatever.
Smidgy told her we're just getting the buzzer right now, all right? Take it easy. With buzzer in hand we went back out to the smoking section only to find a bunch of kids sitting in the rockers along the railing.
I asked one of them if he had a light and he giggled and said no.
"Oh, I figured you did since you are sitting in the smoking only section," I told him, and they got the hint and left.

Halfway through that wonderful, lovely cigarette that I was slowly, and steadily, inhaling with great care, seeing the wisps of smoke waft out of my nose and curl upward, feeling the warmth as it traveled down into my chest,,,filling my lungs with heated gasses, then slowly exhaling it back out the..............
Sorry, got carried away.

The buzzer went off and we went inside and were seated.
My hat was in my pocket now.

As most of you know, The Yachtsman Steakhouse is a signature restaurant meaning it takes two credits to eat here. So, since we are talking credits, I have to give them their own "credit", the prices on the menu were just hysterical!

Something else I made sure to notice:
Diane made sure I packed at least one nicer shirt but it definately, absolutely, unequivically, had to have a collar.
"It says men must wear a shirt with a collar"

After checking around, I saw 3 men that technically their shirts didn't qualify. Oh, they were nice shirts I guess, but I'm sorry, that is not a real collar. Back in the room I pointed out to her that my plaid lumberjack type shirt has the required "collar",,,,,,but that's as far as I got because she started to look for a knife.

When the waiter came over, I can't remember for sure what, but I know we each ordered some kind of "special" drinks, hopefully Smidgy can remember. Then he told us that we can order any type of potatoe with our steaks, not just the pairings listed in the menu.

Great! I told him, I'll have Tater Tots, but they have to be Ore Ida or there's no deal.
He just looked at me and walked away.

I'm sorry, I really like Ore Ida Tater Tots.
Well, I do!

When he came back with our drinks we ordered and I was behaved,,, well, as "haved" as I can be after drinks and painkillers.

I ordered the fillet mignon with garlic mashed potatoes.
Loved the potatoes, and the steak? Ordered it medium, and it turned out to be a perfect 7 ounces of squishy love!

I just loved it!
I still put the fillet at Le Cellier on the top rung, but this was right up there, along with the fillet at Jiko's.

Diane ordered the 244 ounce Porterhouse listed at 42 bucks in the menu.

They brought it over to the table with a fork truck.

It came,
She looked,
She conquered!

Whoops, 24 ounce, that second 4 stuck, no, wasn't quite that big.

She would have picked up the bone and gnawed around it like we do at home but for the fancy restaurant thing.
You want to be carefull around her when she's eating a Porterhouse or T-Bone, we're talking out of control carnivore here. She once almost needed stitches in her hand breaking open a t-bone to get the bit of meat she couldn't reach inside.

For dessert I had plain ol' crumbrewlay, ok, creme brulee,,, and she got something like the Napolean Bananapart,,,,,, hey, I'm close on that, it was Napolean, with bananas.
I liked mine, she liked hers.

At this time I just couldn't sit any longer and our waiter did that disappearing act thing they do in fancy restaurants when you are ready to pay the bill. Never could understand that, you'd think they would want to turn over the table more quickly.

Finally we are back outside having a smoke. (sigh)

At this time we realize that we aren't going back the way we came here, going to have to take a bus to DD to catch a Pop bus home. The Studios closes at 7 tonight, by the time we get back there by boat, good chance we'll end up having to go to Downtown Disney anyways.

So, while we are here,,,,,, I told her my back can hang in there for a while longer so we went to check out the decorations in the Yacht Club.

I'm afraid this is going to be a jumble of pictures coming up, the first part is the train set up at the Yacht Club.

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I am pretty sure this Christmas tree is still at the Yacht Club. By the way, since it is obvious I have the camera with me, you may be wondering why there wasn't any pictures of the steaks.

The answer is simple:
I don't do pictures of food.
Especially, taking pictures of your meal in a fancy restaurant would just seem so redneck to me, no, can't do it.

Besides, at that point I still didn't know that Diane wasn't going to end up picking up that bone and start chewing on the bone, in case she does, it will be a good thing that I didn't call attention to ourselves by taking pictures of our food.

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Now, it's over to the Beach Club.

The feature here is a Carousel, made with real chocolate horses.

Real chocolate, in the shape of horses.
Pretty sure real horses aren't made of chocolate.
But, are there FAKE chocolate horses?
Horses made out of imitation chocolate?
Instead of real chocolate?
And is my word count up there enough? Can I post this chapter?

Ahem,,,,, here we have some types of chocolate lovingly sculpted into the shape of horses that then go around in a circle all day long.

Kinda sad really, all day, one route, have to go in a circle, always counter clockwise, never passing the one in front of you.
Forever and ever.

Wow! Just like NASCAR!

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This last picture is of the recipe of all that goes into making the carousel. But the recipe is also made of food, so, I would think we need a recipe for the recipe that showed what went into the making of the carousel.

That lived in the house that Jack built.

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And finally,,,,, the Christmas Tree at the Beach Club;

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Originally we planned on going over to the Boardwalk and Swolphin too but no way was my back going to allow all that extra walking about in the cold, so we looked for the bus stop to get us over to Downtown Disney.

And yes, we had to look for it.
Even though we stayed here for 5 nights just 5 months ago, we never once took a bus anywhere.

Found the bus stops and didn't have too long a wait for DD, then the bus driver made it funny, at least to me.

She pulled the bus into the first DD bus stop, not the one we had gotten off at for Planet Hollywood before when we went for beer.

So as we are getting off the bus, we were the last ones to do so and Diane asked our driver if she knew where the Pop Century bus stop is.

"Right here," was the response she gave Smidgy.

"Thank you", Smidgy replied, and started down the steps of the bus with me behind her.
Diane had assumed the driver had pulled temporarily into the Pop bus stop to let us all off, they do that a lot at the parks in the morning and drop you off closer to the entrance.

But the bus driver stopped her;
"No, I said right here."

Slightly irritated, Diane turned around to her again,
"Yes, I know, right here you said, and that's where we're going, right here," and turned around once again to the door.
But this time the nickel dropped in for me and I went and plopped back down in the first seat, wanted a good view for whatever came next.

But I was disappointed.

This time the bus driver explained herself.
"Miss, you want to go to Pop? Then please come and take a seat, I'm going there next."

Darn, just one more round and I think it would have been fun.

I'm not sure if the driver was supposed to switch over resorts or just did it for us,,, but she taxied just the two of us back to Pop Century.

And with that, we are going to bring this chapter and day to an end. Tomorrow we have the studios planned, can't wait to decide not to do all the good rides because of my back. Or is it even going to let me be able to go at all.
 
Nebo, I don't get why you complain about the snow, it looks very white and lovely, not a sign of slush :confused3

Halfway through that wonderful, lovely cigarette that I was slowly, and steadily, inhaling with great care, seeing the wisps of smoke waft out of my nose and curl upward, feeling the warmth as it traveled down into my chest,,,filling my lungs with heated gasses, then slowly exhaling it back out the..............
Sorry, got carried away.

Oh smoke, sweet smoke, how do I miss thee, let me count the ways.... :smokin: WAAAHHHH!!!!!! :sad: (this means ME, not Nebo, although probably the same)

Since I am apparently incapable of multi-quoting, I'll just throw out that the horses at the Beach club are plastic molds, but covered in REAL chocolate. It takes MONTHS to make, too.

Another great chapter. I only had dinner once at the Yachtsmans, years ago, when there was still such a thing as expense accounts and the company paid for dinner. Those days are long gone, sigh!! :headache: I'm sure Smidgy is grateful you were not even contemplating taking a picture of potentail bone nawing!

Another great chapter, Nebo

PS: After a promise to get up to 78 today, it never made it, and was noticably colder tonight than this morning. We can't get rid of winter here either, apparently....
 
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The scary part of driving after the storm around here is that you can't see around the "walls" built up until you are already out there in traffic.



the scary part for me is driving in it at all! I am a total woos. last week Nebo drove me to work twice (once at the vfw, once at the restaurant) and both times I didn't get a ride I was hoping for and took a cab home tonight I drove the 10 miles from the vfw, it was snowing, about an inch only, and I was a nervous wreck, and OBY1 could I have used a smoke!!!

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Pretty funny in a way, we just stayed over there in July, but NOW we are going to actually EAT there!

so ironic, when we stay at the fancy resorts, we are renting points, so no free dining!

And I had to tell my self, repeatedly, stop complaining about the cold, and no point in complaining about the back either, it's not going to suddenly get better.
Stop it.
Stop the complaining.
Just stop it.
I thought that was ME, repeatedly telling you to stop complaining!:rotfl2:

At the dock we got on the first boat that came along.
um, as opposed to what? they only have dif. docks at the resorts, not epcot or the studios:confused3

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By the time out boat pulled into the dock, Smidgy was dying for a bathroom so she asked if I'd be ok and she ran on ahead.
this is a HUGE understatement. Smidgy was ready to leap from the boat to the dock, knocking over any little old ladies or children in my way!





When the waiter came over, I can't remember for sure what, but I know we each ordered some kind of "special" drinks, hopefully Smidgy can remember.

well, it went like this. Nebo asked if I would like a glass of wine or something.

after I awoke from fainting:eek: I realized that I was actually going to be able to enjoy a drink in public that was not either in a fuzzy dup or a sunny D bottle! we ARE being classy tonight!
so I perused the wine sele tion, but the cheapest was WHite Zin (yuck) and I saw that for the same price they had some drink special. something I had never heard of. so we both ordered that. .. whatever it was...which wasn't very good, or very strong. I should have just ordered a cabernet or merlot and paid the extra buck!



Then he told us that we can order any type of potatoe with our steaks, not just the pairings listed in the menu.
because I asked...


I ordered the fillet mignon with garlic mashed potatoes.
Loved the potatoes,

this trip, I kept trying to order dif. kinds of potatos, ones I wouldn't get at home. not a great idea. I didn't care for the seet potato fries at WC, and here I got Horseradish mashed potatos. too strong!


and, honey, for the love of God. if you cut the bones off a steak, or out of fish, you are filleting it. but the most tender part of a Porterhouse, cut away from the bone, is called a FILET! (one "L") glad I got that off my chest.


I just loved it!
I still put the fillet at Le Cellier on the top rung, but this was right up there, along with the fillet at Jiko's.
again!
Diane ordered the 244 ounce Porterhouse listed at 42 bucks in the menu.

They brought it over to the table with a fork truck.

It came,
She looked,
She conquered!

Whoops, 24 ounce, that second 4 stuck, no, wasn't quite that big.
he swore I couldn't eat it. I said, "watch me!"
She would have picked up the bone and gnawed around it like we do at home but for the fancy restaurant thing.

I would have, too!
At this time I just couldn't sit any longer and our waiter did that disappearing act thing they do in fancy restaurants when you are ready to pay the bill. Never could understand that, you'd think they would want to turn over the table more quickly.
see, honey, it used to be that it seemed they were rushing you out, when you just wanted to sit back, let the food settle, and enjoy a smoke.

now that you can't smoke in any restaurants anymore (or WE can't smoke ANYwhere anymore;):sad2:) you are in a hurry to pay and get out.

Finally we are back outside having a smoke. (sigh)
see?



Ahem,,,,, here we have some types of chocolate lovingly sculpted into the shape of horses that then go around in a circle all day long.

Kinda sad really, all day, one route, have to go in a circle, always counter clockwise, never passing the one in front of you.
Forever and ever.

Wow! Just like NASCAR!


:happytv::rotfl2:

But the bus driver stopped her;
"No, I said right here."

Slightly irritated, Diane turned around to her again,
"Yes, I know, right here you said, and that's where we're going, right here," and turned around once again to the door.
But this time the nickel dropped in for me and I went and plopped back down in the first seat, wanted a good view for whatever came next.

But I was disappointed.

This time the bus driver explained herself.
"Miss, you want to go to Pop? Then please come and take a seat, I'm going there next."

Darn, just one more round and I think it would have been fun.
yeah, aren't YOU just so smart???:teacher:very funny!;)
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even thought the christmas decor was beautiful, I will take the 90 degrees and humidity in July over dec anyday!
 
I love how pkondz and smidgy take apart the chapters. Very funny! :lmao:
 
ORD-LAX? You kidding?
Sounds like something I'd find at Walgreens, next to the Immodium.

Ha ha, now for some reason I'm picturing a scene from when Nebo was in fifth grade...

Teacher: OK class, who put the ORD-LAX out on the table like it was candy? Now the toilets are stopped up and the janitor is very angry!


:rotfl:
 
Hi Nebo and Smidgey! You probably don't even remember me. I think I posted on your last report. I've been MIA for many months.

We went to Disney April 2010 to celebrate my 50th b-day. DH got sick mid-way thru the trip so it wasn't our best trip ever. In fact kind of put me off Disney a bit--the horror! The inhumanity! I love WRKP!

But after being home the month of December recovering from surgery and trying to enjoy the holidays, I came back to work in January. I had a new computer and lost all my internet favorites but remembered the DIS so started checking trip reports looking for old favorties and found yours.

I have to say, reading your reports has made me feel so much better about Disney again. Makes me really want to go back. Alas--who the heck says alas??? no trip for us this year--but hopefully we'll be back in 2012. I'm only up to page 74 but loving the heck out of your report!

Thank you so much for sharing the wonderful details of your trips. They really do help keep the magic alive for the rest of us and help us get through until we can get back again! Happy belated New Year to you both and keep up the good work/writing!
 
Smidgy eats a steak the way I do...right down to the bone. Our poor dog does not get much left after I have worked on it. :thumbsup2

Being a Florida girl, I am absolutely amazed at the PILES of snow. Looks like our beaches, well that was before Hurricane Ivan, Dennis, and Katrina....now the beaches are flat with tar balls. :rolleyes1


Our schools data clerk is going to Disney next week for her 25th wedding anniversary and some of the teachers were asking why they would go there. :confused3 I tried to explain it to them, but they just do not get it.

Please write on, and plan another trip real soon. I am living vicariously through you. :yay:
 
Nebo, I don't get why you complain about the snow, it looks very white and lovely, not a sign of slush :confused3

You don't understand, for us "slush" is a good thing. It means it's starting to melt.



Since I am apparently incapable of multi-quoting, I'll just throw out that the horses at the Beach club are plastic molds, but covered in REAL chocolate. It takes MONTHS to make, too.

Another great chapter. I only had dinner once at the Yachtsmans, years ago, when there was still such a thing as expense accounts and the company paid for dinner. Those days are long gone, sigh!! :headache: I'm sure Smidgy is grateful you were not even contemplating taking a picture of potentail bone nawing!


PS: After a promise to get up to 78 today, it never made it, and was noticably colder tonight than this morning. We can't get rid of winter here either, apparently....

I check the Orlando temps every day and it has been a cold winter down there.

even thought the christmas decor was beautiful, I will take the 90 degrees and humidity in July over dec anyday!

Hmm, this is the only part that comes through? Well great post dear,,,, plenty on the snarky side, even for you, but that' ok. I promise not to use two L's in filet from now on. Or to underestimate your eating prowess. Anything else? Want to font to only be in verdana? The magin moved over a half inch to the left?

I love how pkondz and smidgy take apart the chapters. Very funny! :lmao:

Yes, very kind of them to take apart these great literary works the way they do. If they had been around when other great writers were, we all would have ended up reading the great Edgar Allen Poe book, "The Pit and the Swingy Thing."

Ha ha, now for some reason I'm picturing a scene from when Nebo was in fifth grade...

Teacher: OK class, who put the ORD-LAX out on the table like it was candy? Now the toilets are stopped up and the janitor is very angry!


:rotfl:

Actually, it was in 6th grade.

Hi Nebo and Smidgey! You probably don't even remember me. I think I posted on your last report. I've been MIA for many months.

We went to Disney April 2010 to celebrate my 50th b-day. DH got sick mid-way thru the trip so it wasn't our best trip ever. In fact kind of put me off Disney a bit--the horror! The inhumanity! I love WRKP!

But after being home the month of December recovering from surgery and trying to enjoy the holidays, I came back to work in January. I had a new computer and lost all my internet favorites but remembered the DIS so started checking trip reports looking for old favorties and found yours.

I have to say, reading your reports has made me feel so much better about Disney again. Makes me really want to go back. Alas--who the heck says alas??? no trip for us this year--but hopefully we'll be back in 2012. I'm only up to page 74 but loving the heck out of your report!

Thank you so much for sharing the wonderful details of your trips. They really do help keep the magic alive for the rest of us and help us get through until we can get back again! Happy belated New Year to you both and keep up the good work/writing!

I very much remember you, I think from my early reports, welcome back. We were also there in April, at FQ and POR, sorry to hear your dh got sick. And hope you're recovering from whatever surgery you had,, aroung these parts of the woods, we all use surgeries and things like that as entitlements for new Disney trips, so start planning!
But, are you kidding? You started from the beginning and are up to pg. 74? WOw, even I couldn't take that much of me all in a row like that, I'd really get on my nerves.


Smidgy eats a steak the way I do...right down to the bone. Our poor dog does not get much left after I have worked on it. :thumbsup2

Being a Florida girl, I am absolutely amazed at the PILES of snow. Looks like our beaches, well that was before Hurricane Ivan, Dennis, and Katrina....now the beaches are flat with tar balls. :rolleyes1


Our schools data clerk is going to Disney next week for her 25th wedding anniversary and some of the teachers were asking why they would go there. :confused3 I tried to explain it to them, but they just do not get it.

Please write on, and plan another trip real soon. I am living vicariously through you. :yay:

Cnaut, you can't explain those kinds of things, you've tried, I've tried, we all have tried and we're just wasting our time and breath and eventually falls into the "pearls before swine" category.
By the way, I am also living vicariously through the trip reports, but now I want to write one where I'm not freezing to death.
 
Another Nebo & Smidgy trip report:cool1::yay::woohoo:, sorry I'm about 6 months late:blush: but I took a little hiatus from the disboards. Although many times I thought to myself "I wonder whatever happened to Nebo & Smidgy?" So needless to say I was very excited when I came across this report. It only took me 4 days to read all 99 pages. Just like all your other reports Great job:thumbsup2

Glad to hear you are giving up smoking. That was the hardest but best thing I ever did and for a long time it felt like I lost my best friend but the motto that I lived by was to NEVER take a drag off a cigarette or you will be buying a pack. One thing I was amazed with is how much better food tasted which is my other downfall:guilty: Anyhow congrats on your success so far:cheer2:

Ever think about doing a Disneyland trip? If you don't compare it to WDW I'm sure you guys would have a great time. Although Disneyland requires way less planning which kind of takes some of the fun out of it, but not the excitement.
 
Fuzzy cups made the trip with us, we got on a bus headed for the Studios.

Were they well behaved?

So much for the "new and improved" Nebo, what I need is to be closed down for 3 months of "refurbishment" in Disneyspeak.
Wait, even that might not be a good idea.
I might reopen as Michael Jackson from 20 years ago!

But then you'd be young! Odd... but young. Hmmm... odd and young... well you're already halfway there. :thumbsup2

At the dock we got on the first boat that came along.

Smidgy already beat me to this one.

It didn't matter which, all we know is that sooner or later it's going to have to stop at the Yacht and Beach Club.

Sooner,,,, or later.
You never know which it will be ahead of time.

This is something I have always found hysterical about staying at an Epcot resort.

Hmmm... you don't get out much, hunh? "Mommy, why is that man staring at the boats and laughing?" "I don't know dear, but don't stare, it's impolite and he might notice us." :rolleyes1

No matter what anybody tells you, nobody EVER knows ahead of time where a Friendship Boat is going to go first after it picks you up at a dock.

I've only taken one once. My DW asked me where we were going and I had to say, "Dunno, but I'm pretty sure we'll get where we want to go eventually."

"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, we will be leaving the Boardwalk and heading over to the Yacht and Beach Club, followed by the Swan and Dolphin. We will then head back to the Yacht and Beach Club to pick up the sunglasses I left there the first time we go over there and then we should be at Epcot in 25 minutes. After Epcot we will boat over to the Yacht and Beach Club again, followed by the Swan but not the Dolphin this time, and then Hollywood Studios.
"After a stop again at the Swan and Dolphin we will then make the rounds again at the Yacht and Beach Club and the Kennedy Space Center, but we won't be stopping at the Boardwalk so if that is your destination, you better swim for it when we go by." "Hopefully, we will be at our destination, Castaway Cay in less than two hours."

Makes me kinda glad Disney doesn't have its own airline.


Well tonight we didn't have too much a problem, second stop after Boardwalk…

…and straight on till dining.

For the rest of the trip, with my back the way it is we are the Hare and the Tortoise and I'm sure you can figure out the casting. Or, better yet, she's the female cat with the spilled white paint strip down it's back and I'm Peppy LePew.

Hey, it's better than Peppy LeCar.

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From there I went over to the smoking area that I spent so much time in when I was desperately trying to concoct ways in July to dump the full noodle on Diane…

Is that like the full Monty? (and yes, I recall the noodle story)

Then we went and checked in at the podium and they couldn't yell at me fast enough for wearing my hat yet.

Were you? And did they?

Smidgy told her we're just getting the buzzer right now, all right? Take it easy.

There you go again. Don’t you remember our conversation about the knight rescuing the damsel? I’m guessing Smidgy is much tougher than you. Deny it if you can. :goodvibes

With buzzer in hand we went back out to the smoking section only to find a bunch of kids sitting in the rockers along the railing.
I asked one of them if he had a light and he giggled and said no.
"Oh, I figured you did since you are sitting in the smoking only section," I told him, and they got the hint and left.

Subtlety is all :snooty:

Halfway through that wonderful, lovely cigarette that I was slowly, and steadily, inhaling with great care, seeing the wisps of smoke waft out of my nose and curl upward, feeling the warmth as it traveled down into my chest,,,filling my lungs with heated gasses, then slowly exhaling it back out the..............
Sorry, got carried away.

Oh, yeah. That’s much better than “smoke, lovely smoke” :sad2:

As most of you know, The Yachtsman Steakhouse is a signature restaurant meaning it takes two credits to eat here. So, since we are talking credits, I have to give them their own "credit", the prices on the menu were just hysterical!

“Look, mommy! It’s that man again, and he’s still doing it!” “Yes, dear. Let’s go eat somewhere else.”

Something else I made sure to notice:
Diane made sure I packed at least one nicer shirt but it definately, absolutely, unequivically, had to have a collar.
"It says men must wear a shirt with a collar"

Does the collar have to go around the neck?

When the waiter came over, I can't remember for sure what, but I know we each ordered some kind of "special" drinks, hopefully Smidgy can remember. Then he told us that we can order any type of potatoe with our steaks, not just the pairings listed in the menu.

Great! I told him, I'll have Tater Tots, but they have to be Ore Ida or there's no deal.

Ore Ida Tater Tots? I might’ve done that ore ida ordered something else. :rolleyes1

He just looked at me and walked away.

Smart waiter.

I'm sorry, I really like Ore Ida Tater Tots.
Well, I do!

Ore Ida, then! (think, "all righty, then"… did I mention that I’ve had almost no sleep the past three days?)

Diane ordered the 244 ounce Porterhouse listed at 42 bucks in the menu.

They brought it over to the table with a fork truck.

It came,
She looked,
She conquered!

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Whoops, 24 ounce, that second 4 stuck, no, wasn't quite that big.

Awww….

She would have picked up the bone and gnawed around it like we do at home but for the fancy restaurant thing.

Atta girl, I would too.

You want to be carefull around her when she's eating a Porterhouse or T-Bone, we're talking out of control carnivore here. She once almost needed stitches in her hand breaking open a t-bone to get the bit of meat she couldn't reach inside.

And you see something wrong with this? Carnivores of the world unite! Smidgy and I will be charter members… we’ll consider letting you in… if you behave… or whatever it is that you do.

At this time I just couldn't sit any longer and our waiter did that disappearing act thing they do in fancy restaurants when you are ready to pay the bill. Never could understand that, you'd think they would want to turn over the table more quickly.

Waiters have very extensive and rigid training to only come to a table after you’ve taken a large bite of something chewy. This way when they ask how everything is you have no choice but to nod and give them the thumbs up. Either that or risk telling them what you really think and choking. Oddly enough, they don’t get training on the heimlich maneuver. If you don't have food in your mouth they're not quite sure what to do. Sad, but true.

I don't do pictures of food.
Especially, taking pictures of your meal in a fancy restaurant would just seem so redneck to me, no, can't do it.

What if you killed it yourself by hitting it with your pickup truck?

So as we are getting off the bus, we were the last ones to do so and Diane asked our driver if she knew where the Pop Century bus stop is.

"Right here," was the response she gave Smidgy.

"Thank you", Smidgy replied, and started down the steps of the bus with me behind her.
Diane had assumed the driver had pulled temporarily into the Pop bus stop to let us all off, they do that a lot at the parks in the morning and drop you off closer to the entrance.

But the bus driver stopped her;
"No, I said right here."

Slightly irritated, Diane turned around to her again,
"Yes, I know, right here you said, and that's where we're going, right here," and turned around once again to the door.
But this time the nickel dropped in for me and I went and plopped back down in the first seat, wanted a good view for whatever came next.

:lmao:

But I was disappointed.

This time the bus driver explained herself.
"Miss, you want to go to Pop? Then please come and take a seat, I'm going there next."

Darn, just one more round and I think it would have been fun.

Oh man, if only the bus driver had stuck to her line just a liiiiitle longer.

I'm not sure if the driver was supposed to switch over resorts or just did it for us,,, but she taxied just the two of us back to Pop Century.

Considering all the other stuff that happens to you, let’s just call is a bit of Disney magic, shall we? :goodvibes

And with that, we are going to bring this chapter and day to an end. Tomorrow we have the studios planned, can't wait to decide not to do all the good rides because of my back. Or is it even going to let me be able to go at all.

Looking forward to it! Read ya later, gator.
 
Yes, very kind of them to take apart these great literary works the way they do. If they had been around when other great writers were, we all would have ended up reading the great Edgar Allen Poe book, "The Pit and the Swingy Thing."

great literary works ? Okay... Nahh. Too easy. BTW it's "The Hole and the Swingy Thing."
 



:lmao::rotfl::rotfl2::lmao::rotfl::rotfl2::lmao::rotfl2::lmao:..Did I mention :lmao::rotfl::rotfl2:...Oh sorry...


have very extensive and rigid training to only come to a table after you’ve taken a large bite of something chewy. This way when they ask how everything is you have no choice but to nod and give them the thumbs up. Either that or risk telling them what you really think and choking. Oddly enough, they don’t get training on the heimlich maneuver. If you don't have food in your mouth they're not quite sure what to do. Sad, but true.

I honestly believe that this attribute is given to the waiters/waitresses through either the pen you use to sign the paperwork when you start working at any restaurant, or its part of the uniform, like a robotic action or something. I worked at Village Inn for a time, and no matter how hard i tried to make sure to go around to my tables at the proper moments, it always seemed that I would make it there just either two seconds after they put the large bite of food into their mouths or they were in the middle of a swig of coffee or whatever. It never failed.
 
So finally able to catch up. Our new Governor issued a State of Emergency in the middle of last week because we had a gas shortage, so schools were cancelled, offices were closed and everyone around us were without heat for about 3-5 days. I think they are finally getting things back to normal today for everyone in the northern areas. This is what happens in the desert states when snow falls for an extended period of time and temperatures reach below -10 degrees. No one, and i mean NO ONE knows what the h*ll to do. Granted -10 was probably the milder temperatures in some places. So instead of catching up on your report here, I was thawing out under my electric blanket, hoping that the rush of people going out and buying all the space heaters in the state wouldn't spark an electricity shortage. :eek:

I heard about this on the radio and thiought they meant "gasoline" shortage, couldn't believe it was natural gas they were talking about.

So my grandpa used to be an avid weight lifter, always working out at the gym, and during the time that Emilio Estevez was filming the Young Guns Movies out here in our neck of the woods, they used to go to the same gym as my grandpa to work out during breaks in filming. So of course one day, grandpa decides he wants to go workout, walks in and there is Emilio Estevez, Charlie Sheen, Kiefer Sutherland, and Lou Diamond Phillips, working out at the same time. Needless to say, my grandpa is one that doesn't care in the least if you are a celebrity, or a no-body, he will walk right up and spark up a conversation, so he does just that. Spends a good couple of hours chit chatting with them and even spotting a couple of then on the benches, and of course makes sure to get their autographs before he leaves for the day for his daughter, (my aunt, not my mother) :sad2:.

and now I'm done. You can stop banging your head against the wall, wondering what in the world this had to do with your TR or anything disney or M*A*S*H related, because it didn't, i just didn't want to feel left out of the whole celeb talk when i had a story. :upsidedow I return you to your regularly scheduled Nebo :woohoo:.

Hey, that's a great story, I almost passed it up and missed it. Sounds to me like all the Sheens and thme should have gotten your grandfather's autograph.

Another Nebo & Smidgy trip report:cool1::yay::woohoo:, sorry I'm about 6 months late:blush: but I took a little hiatus from the disboards. Although many times I thought to myself "I wonder whatever happened to Nebo & Smidgy?" So needless to say I was very excited when I came across this report. It only took me 4 days to read all 99 pages. Just like all your other reports Great job:thumbsup2

99 pages you read? Your'e sick!

Glad to hear you are giving up smoking. That was the hardest but best thing I ever did and for a long time it felt like I lost my best friend but the motto that I lived by was to NEVER take a drag off a cigarette or you will be buying a pack. One thing I was amazed with is how much better food tasted which is my other downfall:guilty: Anyhow congrats on your success so far:cheer2:

Thanks Kath, still hanging in there, and I use the same motto, if I even have one lousy cig I will be buying a pack, then a carton.

Ever think about doing a Disneyland trip? If you don't compare it to WDW I'm sure you guys would have a great time. Although Disneyland requires way less planning which kind of takes some of the fun out of it, but not the excitement.

We definately want to to it someday, but the costs/day will be a lot more and that's why we keep going back to Florida.

great literary works ? Okay... Nahh. Too easy. BTW it's "The Hole and the Swingy Thing."

Ok, what happened to the other post?

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I honestly believe that this attribute is given to the waiters/waitresses through either the pen you use to sign the paperwork when you start working at any restaurant, or its part of the uniform, like a robotic action or something. I worked at Village Inn for a time, and no matter how hard i tried to make sure to go around to my tables at the proper moments, it always seemed that I would make it there just either two seconds after they put the large bite of food into their mouths or they were in the middle of a swig of coffee or whatever. It never failed.

It never ocurred to me that it could happen in reverse, that the waitress doesn't want to talk to you when you have a mouth full........nah, not buying it.:lmao:
 








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