Yes, I am an adult.
Yes, I know what's on the O'hana menu.
I never indicated that fries would make or break my meal. I don't know where you read that implication, especially after I just explained that I asked because someone else inferred they received them. I think I even stated that I've eaten at the restaurant many times in its current and former menus. I've never asked about getting something that's not on the menu. DD did get a hot dog and fries many years ago when she was little and didn't like the menu. The server offered - I hope that's okay with you since I didn't ask for it and make a spectacle out of myself.
It was really a simple question that you didn't help answer in any way. Thanks for all of the other things you offered that I didn't remotely ask about though.