Fridays Fun Riddle

[MadScouser]

Mornin' Riddlers!!!

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!

Is it 4:30 yet?

No.

But my taxi leaves in 15 mins to get me to Milan Linate Airport

With luck, I shall be home in seven hours

At least work have 'made a mistake' and put in business class and not economy (I ALWAYS travel economy with work)

 

[firstmickey]

Larsy is coleading with me today! (i'm sure Cam won't mind)

 

[horsegirl]

No.

But my taxi leaves in 15 mins to get me to Milan Linate Airport

With luck, I shall be home in seven hours

At least work have 'made a mistake' and put in business class and not economy (I ALWAYS travel economy with work)

you are in Milan and going home business class? geesh. i love italy. i want to go back.

hii roadie!!!!!!!!!!

 

[crcormier]

PM Sent.

 

[brightspark]

I have a bunch of answers. They might not be right, but I'm a trained professional (electrician) who might look at this from a whole different angle and with a bag of tools that make things easier.

You are exactly who I need then... I am needing to do a light fitting. I asked in the store yesterday how to do it and they took one look at me and said 'you don't - you get an electrician'.

 

[crcormier]

This just screams "Angel is heading to the ER again"

And this would be preceeded by the sound BADONKADONK.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

You are exactly who I need then... I am needing to do a light fitting. I asked in the store yesterday how to do it and they took one look at me and said 'you don't - you get an electrician'.

Cut the red wire...no the blue...no definitely the red wire. I'm actually not sure about how your stuff works there. I think your electrons spin the other direction on that side of the ocean.

Larsy is coleading with me today! (i'm sure Cam won't mind)

Translation:I'm special, and think rules are for other people. Badonkadonk.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

You are exactly who I need then... I am needing to do a light fitting. I asked in the store yesterday how to do it and they took one look at me and said 'you don't - you get an electrician'.

Seriously, though. Is a light fitting a fixture? There are two wires. Here there should be a white and a colored wire other than green. White goes to white and the colored goes to the colored. If you don't kill the power first you have to make sure the colored wire doesn't touch the metal box you're putting the fixture in or it will make a sound we trained professionals refer to as a 'bang'. That's usually accompanied by a nice smoke and light display.

 

[brightspark]

it will make a sound we trained professionals refer to as a 'bang'. That's usually accompanied by a nice smoke and light display.

Oooh pretty fireworks!

It's ok I have a friend coming who will then decide if he can do it, or if I should call a 'sparky'...

 

[Cantw8]

Good rainy morning to all you intelligent riddlers ...um, good morning to you too, Duck

 

[brightspark]

Good rainy morning to all you intelligent riddlers ...um, good morning to you too, Duck

 

[L107ANGEL]

Good rainy morning to all you intelligent riddlers ...um, good morning to you too, Duck

oh snap!

 

[UtahMama]

Ugh! I thunk and thunk. Then I googled. The googled answer I found involves going upstairs. Der!

I got nothing!

 

[barrett7890]

monof2princesses

duckfan

joe

 

[barrett7890]

roadie

UtahMamma

You can go upstairs, just not back downstairs again

cami
x

 

[hiwaygal]

roadie

cami
x

 

[barrett7890]

craig

 

[drebert]

PM sent. What was the question again?

 

[hiwaygal]

PM sent. What was the question again?

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?


Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

 

[L107ANGEL]

Roadie!!!