Friday's Fun Filled Riddle

[Loubon]

 

[The LK 4]

The local Denny's is offering the Paul Reuben special;

Order any sandwich, but you have to hold the pickle.

 

[The LK 4]

From David Letterman

One thing you can say for Pee-Wee Herman-- at least he wasn't talking during the movie.

 

[pam66]

The local Denny's is offering the Paul Reuben special;

Order any sandwich, but you have to hold the pickle.

 

[The LK 4]

So, I'm afraid I may get banned if I post any more of these, but here's the site where I found them.

OMG - I am crying here!!!

 

[Madaboutthemouse]

OMG LK! Those are hilarious! So bad!

 

[Loubon]

One little indiscretion and they never let you hear the end of it. It's not like he shot someone in the back of the head. Oh....wait a minute.......

 

[pam66]

I like his favorite baseball teams!

 

[pam66]

One little indiscretion and they never let you hear the end of it. It's not like he shot someone in the back of the head. Oh....wait a minute.......

I heard he was shooting blanks.....

 

[The LK 4]

One little indiscretion and they never let you hear the end of it. It's not like he shot someone in the back of the head. Oh....wait a minute.......

Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

You are KILLING me!!!!

 

[firstmickey]

NERD!!!

I most certainly am NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Loubon]

I most certainly am NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep up. That was like three pages ago. Nerd.

 

[firstmickey]

Keep up. That was like three pages ago. Nerd.

I'm catching up, LOU-ser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[firstmickey]

Wow, I killed the riddle!

 

[Martha Stewart]

Wow, I killed the riddle!

If you have to serve time for the killing, wanna be cell mates?

 

[firstmickey]

If you have to serve time for the killing, wanna be cell mates?

will you teach me all your secrets?

 

[Martha Stewart]

Sorry, I don't kiss and tell.

 

[firstmickey]

Sorry, I don't kiss and tell.

don't you mean DIS and tell?

 

[Loubon]

Geez even the nerds and pervs didn't kill the riddle.

 

[Lars624]