Hmmmm. After much consideration (math camp, ranch camp, spelling camp) I have decided we can all take a trip to Camelot.
Where the men were men and the women were women. And unlike this freezing cold weather we have here, "the climate must be perfect all the year".
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here
In Camelot.