Frankly my dear, I don't give a.....!

[jazstar87]

from rocket man:

Fred Randall: Sweet swirling onion rings!

William Overbeck: Have fun, kid.
Fred Randall: Fun is my Chinese neighbor's middle name!

from down periscope:

Lt. Comd. Dodge: Speaking of age, what do you think about our boat, Pascal?
Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal: I feel I need a tetanus shot just from looking at it. The only thing holding her together, are the bird droppings, sir.

ok i may get this wrong but hopefully i am right
.....
Pascal: Buckman, what the hell are you doing?
Buckman:Stocking the pantry, sir
pascal: Your stocking the pantry like an idiot, because your stocking the pantry like an idiot. What are in these cans buckman?
Buckman: that one is coffee and the other is cooking lard sir
pascal: What do you think we are you going to use more often salior the coffe or the lard?......do you think we are all going to jump out of the bed in the morning and have a big, hot, steaming cup of pig fat?
Buckman:well if it is a cold morning sir.....
Pascal:The coffee is in your head buckman...now you look at that galley chart and you have this restock 1100. Do you know what time 1100 is?
Buckman:That's after 1000 sir?
Dodge:marty!
Pascal:What?!....sir...

 

[Dakota_Lynn]

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy. Come on, squishy. Come on, little squishy....Ow Bad squishy, bad squishy!

 

[LindsayDunn228]

Any of Johnny Depp's lines in POTC. Savvy?

 

[Bbgrizzle]

From Elise McKenna in Somewhere in Time:

"I am not a doormat. Do not attempt to wipe your boots on me!"

 

[AnaheimGirl]

"It's not a tumah!"

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

"Ease up, junior!"

 

[mommaU4]

Just looking for more great movie lines. Anything new guys?

 

[ktpool]

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

I carried a watermelon.
I carried a watermelon?


from Dirty Dancing

Just watched this again (for the 1000th time!) this morning on Oxygen. I was going to quote both of these lines How funny....someone just like me

 

[tevagirl]

"Listen to me, Medical people"
"I think I just ate a bug"
"It's a hell of a day at sea, Sir"

Overboard

 

[Cass]

"I'll have what she's having"

From When Harry Met Sally

 

[Missy1961]

I saw some of my favorites, but I'll add this:

"May the Force be with you."

 

[Stacerita]

"I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen."
-Lloyd Dobler in Say Anything

 

[ElizaB39]

"Here he is, Cinderella story, tears in his eyes, I think he's gonna use a 5 iron."

Carl the greens keeper, aka Bill Murray
Caddyshack

 

[themepark]

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!" Napoleon Dynamite

"I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special." Shelby in Steel Magnolias

Another one from Steel Magnolias: "I'm not crazy. I've just been in a bad mood for the past 40 years."

From Christmas Vacation Clark says this to Cousin Eddie: "Can I refill your eggnog for ya? Get ya something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave ya for dead?"

 

[melanie18]

The new phone book's here!
The new phone book's here!



Steve Martin, The Jerk

 

[Tracey1974]

Here is another from Clueless-
"Miss Stoger, I have a note from my plastic surgeon who doesn't want me doing any activites where balls fly at my nose." "Well there goes your social life!"

Goonies-
"This is ridiculous. It's crazy. I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid."

Forrest Gump- "I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."
"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

 

[Stacerita]

I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
-Harry Burns in "When Harry met Sally"

 

[alliecats]

Why don't you put her in charge???

 

[Art Vandalay]

"She's a ho! My dad's been captured by a ho!"

-- Jonah Baldwin

 

[Stacerita]

Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom.

-Alex "Hitch" Hitchens in Hitch

 

[Minniespal]

There is a justice higher than that of Man,
I will be judged by him.