Frankly my dear, I don't give a.....!

[BelleMcNally]

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die."

"As you wish"

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"Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!"

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[SleepyMom]

"This ought to do it" - Christmas Vacation (actually, just about any line from that movie is often quoted around here)

"That didn't work out so well for the Coyote" - Armageddon

"Nobody likes a Charlie-in-a-box" - Rudolph

"You're really weird" - Charlie & the Chocolate Factory

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

"you people make my a** twitch" French Kiss

 

[Mister Incredible]

The Dolphins are in the Jacuzzi - Shakes the Clown

The price is wrong..bit$%! - Happy Gilmore

You mean I'm going to stay this color? - The Jerk

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear - Stripes

Talk to me Goose - Top Gun

Hit the pace Car! You want me to Hit the pace car? You've hit everything else on the track, I want you to be perfect! - Days of Thunder

The new phonebooks are here..I'm somebody! The Jerk

I crap bigger than you - City Slickers

 

[ItsJustMe]

"I could smell you getting off the elevator"- Home Alone 2

"That's not Snowflake!"- Ace Ventura Pet Detective

 

[Mister Incredible]

<---- Well, with counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me.

It's Gynormous! - Elf

Icing is when da puck come down the ice and I put my arm up and da whistle blows. - Slap Shot

A Hospital What is it? It's a big building with patients - Airplane

Yes it is, and stop calling me Shirley - Airplane

Enrico Palatso saved the Queen! - The Naked Gun

Get her? That was your plan..get her? - Ghost Busters

Cut me Mick - Rocky

I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone? - Stand by me

Just what we need, a druwish Princess - Spaceballs

 

[Snoopymom]

"This was no boating accident!"

 

[Figment22]

"Old man, feed any more of my food to those dogs and I'm gonna kick ya til you're dead!" Moonstruck

Leave the gun, take the cannolis.

These are two of my favorites, too. Here are a few of mine:


"We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of." - Agent Kay, Men In Black

"This kind of certainty comes but once in a lifetime." - Robert Kincaid, The Bridges of Madison County

Three from Bull Durham:
"Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present." - Crash Davis

"A good friend of mine used to say, 'This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.' Think about that for a while." - Nuke LaLoosh

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?" - Crash Davis

"This is a time for serious people, Bob, and your 15 minutes are up. My name is Andrew Shepherd, and I AM the President." - President Andrwe Shepherd, The American President

 

[SaratogaShan]

If I get a dent in this here plate in my head....well....my hair just ain't gonna part right.....

 

[disneylizzy]

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!!



Wasn't your hump on the other side?
What hump?

Is the first from Blazing Saddles and the second from Young Frankenstein?
A Mel Brooks fan! (me, too)

 

[disneylizzy]

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life, son.

 

[Pkaroch]

Well this sucks! -Madagascar

 

[pozey]

A few from Field of Dreams:

"Is this Heaven?"
"No. It's Iowa."
"Sure feels like Heaven."

"Oh my God. You can't go back."

"Hey rookie! You were good."

"If you build it.....he will come."

And the one line from Pirates of the Caribbean that ALWAYS makes me laugh...

"And Will....Nice hat."

 

[Mister Incredible]

I always quote these two and my kids go nuts. Dad, it's not funny any more!

Hey Boss...Big Butts - Shark Tale

If it was me Donkey, you'd be dead - Shrek

 

[jenm2878]

"Only I didn't say fudge. I said THE word. The queen mother of all swear words. The F--- word!"

"So what would you say you do here?"
"I do about fifteen minutes of work a week."
"I celebrate the whole Michael Bolton collection."

 

[Tracey1974]

Back to the Future
George McFly: Lorraine, my density has popped me to you.
Lorraine Baines: What?
George McFly: Oh, what I meant to say was...
Lorraine Baines: Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere?
George McFly: Yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.

Pulp Fiction

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.


Old School-
Frank: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.
College Student: A big day? Doing what?
Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

 

[Sparx]

we're gonna need a bigger boat...

 

[Kimberly]

"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious s***."

 

[Disney Doll]

"Clearly you've never been to Singapore".

 

[CharityLynn]

Julianne: See, George likes to pretend that he's gay.
Michael: Oh...and why would you do that?
George: Oh I find it attracts women.
Julianne: Indeed! Worked for me!"

My Best friend's Wedding