Fp useless rant

[minnie mum]

Just an FYI for the OP and all the rest of the methane emitters, biological Fastpassers and stealth farters out there: Walgreens has a sale on Beano. Please stock up now.

 

[rosie2283]

My interpretation of this fine work of literature is that if you are so close to other people that you are smelling their farts, then it doesn't matter if Tinkerbell is spraying magic all over, you are still smelling other people's farts.

Ahahahahaha!! I have not laughed that hard for a long time!!

 

[Arsenal1982]

He was smelling the farts because it was too crowded.

I'm still pondering the last line though...I think he is saying he would rather keep his money, but because his daughters like the Disney movies and WDW, he will probably end up back in MK, farting in the lines too.

Is it possible that it was Juan's daughters that were farting but they wouldn't fess up so Juan put the blame upon others?

 

[luvthemouse71]

The farts take up a snack credit on the Dining Plan, so budget accordingly..

 

[Arsenal1982]

The farts take up a snack credit on the Dining Plan, so budget accordingly..

Can you use a CS for a fart and a fart drink?

 

[BayouMickey]

Fart passed plus?

 

[surferdave]

Okay, you guys are trying to force them now, just let them come naturally.

 

[BayouMickey]

Okay, you guys are trying to force them now, just let them come naturally.

I think thats what the people in line did.. that's why op is complaining

 

[jsal318]

I am sitting by myself in a restaurant reading this and people around me think I'm crazy because I can't stop laughing. I had to go read something else to calm down - I just came back to finish reading!!

 

[MrRomance]

Before I became part of the furniture here on the DIS, I thought long and hard about my first post and I have to say, I feel I let everyone down by not posting a long farting rant in broken English.

Thank you OP for the brilliant entertainment, this thread had me crying with laughter. However, I would say that you probably shouldn't get your panties in such a bunch over the whole flatulence thing.

Looking forward to your future posts!

 

[jrsharp21]

Maybe he was on the Peoplemover and caught some down wind from the cars in front of him.

Maybe it wasn't the exhaust fumes he was smelling at the Tomorrowland Speedway.

 

[aaarcher86]

I feel like I'm a 6 year old after laughing so hard about the word fart.... Still laughing. I CANT STOP!

 

[aaarcher86]

I want to know if this is allowed on the quick service dining plan or will I have to make an adr.

You win.

Laughed so hard a tiny bit of pee came out.

 

[aaarcher86]

Any one else have problems with all those people of different nationalities touching your behind on the street?

If only I could be so lucky

 

[klmall]

And yes DW is the best, is a Cadillac, but if you RAM AND STOCK AS COWS AND PIGS, 20 PPL IN A CADILLAC IS NOT A GREAT RIDE DOES IT.

When I first glanced at this I thought DW was referring to "Dear Wife"..........

Glad I wasn't right!

 

[blondemom]

This thread made a bad day so much better. Someone is truly obsessed with gas. I can't help wondering if he was stuck behind my husband on every ride.

 

[NYDisneyKid]

Just curious... What do farts taste like and what line are they in?

Ever light one?

 

[momofboyz3]

Made my day!!!!!! Lol!

 

[BlueStarryHat]

I will pay for just a couple of hours but with low crowds so me and my kids could ride the rides and skip the farting lines RIGHT

So the farting line is one on the right? Good to know-go left! Er, unless you had a bean burrito for lunch.

 

[Chime]

When I first glanced at this I thought DW was referring to "Dear Wife"..........

Glad I wasn't right!

Omg! I was holding it together until this.