My DBF is the exact same! LOL! He jumps at the first chance to tattle on somebody very loudly! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THOSE PEOPLE ARE CUTTING. BABE. LOOK AT THAT FAMILY. THE FAMILY I'M POINTING AT. RIGHT THERE. YES, THAT FAMILY THAT'S CUTTING INTO THE FASTPASS LINE. THE DAD IS WEARING A BLUE SHIRT AND RED SHORTS AND THE SON IS WEARING A TIGGER LONGSLEEVE AND KHAKI PANTS. LOOK AT HOW THEY'RE CUTTING IN LINE. BABE. DO YOU SEE THEM? DO YOU SEE THAT FAMILY CUTTING IN LINE? DO YOU SEE THEM? DO YOU?! RIGHT THERE!" He would have a smirk on his face the entire time. We never let these things bother us on vacations, but it gives us (and usually everybody around us) a good laugh.