For Sale

[BernardandMissBianca]

1 very cute blonde haired, brown eyed 2 year old girl.
Loves everything Princess and Pink.
Also loves mommy's wedding ring and Claddagh Ring from Daddy.
Is very good at hide and seek.

No returns, all sales final.

The following conversation happened a little over 2 hours ago.

Mama:Time for bed.

DD: Ok mommy. Buddy, lovey? (her pacifier and blanket)

Mama: Upstairs, let's go.

Mama: DD where are my rings?
(Empty bag and 1 of 3 rings on the floor.)

DD: I nont nont know.

Mama: Did you have my rings on?

DD: Uh-huh. (points her fingers up in the air)

Mama: Where did you have them?

DD: Sorry Mama (big hug, big tears) I tired. I cryin'.

repeat. repeat. repeat.

2 hours later!!! I asked for divine intervention and found them in the boys room, under the bed.
Where I had looked 30 times!

Note to self:
Leave the dining room alone and clean the master bedroom tomorrow!

 

[hopemax]

Now Buffy, you are a moderator, you know "For Sale" posts aren't allowed on the DIS!

This can be reason #3429 on my list of "Reasons not to have children."

Glad you found them!

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

Now Buffy, you are a moderator, you know "For Sale" posts aren't allowed on the DIS!

This can be reason #3429 on my list of "Reasons not to have children."

Glad you found them!

LOL I knew someone would say that! I figured it would be Dyan. Oh crap, will I get points?

 

[aroyer]

Ok, I know it isn't cute right now. And I can say this because both of my 'angels' lmao: )are in bed.... but it might be cute one day. Of course, I had a meltdown today because I was so sick of both of them whining and bossing each other. It was pretty ugly around here for awhile. So honestly I should put mine up for sale.

 

[party of 3]

1 very cute blonde haired, brown eyed 2 year old girl.
Loves everything Princess and Pink.
Also loves mommy's wedding ring and Claddagh Ring from Daddy.
Is very good at hide and seek.

No returns, all sales final.

The following conversation happened a little over 2 hours ago.

Mama:Time for bed.

DD: Ok mommy. Buddy, lovey? (her pacifier and blanket)

Mama: Upstairs, let's go.

Mama: DD where are my rings?
(Empty bag and 1 of 3 rings on the floor.)

DD: I nont nont know.

Mama: Did you have my rings on?

DD: Uh-huh. (points her fingers up in the air)

Mama: Where did you have them?

DD: Sorry Mama (big hug, big tears) I tired. I cryin'.

repeat. repeat. repeat.

2 hours later!!! I asked for divine intervention and found them in the boys room, under the bed.
Where I had looked 30 times!

Note to self:
Leave the dining room alone and clean the master bedroom tomorrow!

OMG that is just way too funny!!!!!!

 

[AlexWyattMommy]

I love the "I tired. I cryin" part.

My little bit would do something like that when he would get caught doing something wrong. Big ol'tears would roll down that face and he take his little fat pointer finger and point to them "see how sad I am".

 

[Lisa]

Ahhhhh, I can just see that sweet adorable face as she is saying that too.

I'll take her in a heartbeat. Note to self: Lock up jewelry when Princess Blink comes to visit.

 

[StitchIsOurHero]

Something for me to look forward to, huh???

 

[jennyL]

Noah is so small and already can lay on the tears so I know I'm gonna be in trouble. DH laughs at him because if you don't do what he wants right away the lower lip comes out and the tears start to come. He's only almost 5 months and has been doing this a couple months. I was really expecting a little time before it all started. LOL

 

[lewdyan1]

Now Buffy, you are a moderator, you know "For Sale" posts aren't allowed on the DIS!

You're quick, want to be a moderator...seems our current one, needs to be retrained!

LOL I knew someone would say that! I figured it would be Dyan. Oh crap, will I get points?

Points...you will be back on bathroom duty! But I would take her here in a heartbeat.

Ok, I know it isn't cute right now. And I can say this because both of my 'angels' lmao: )are in bed.... but it might be cute one day. Of course, I had a meltdown today because I was so sick of both of them whining and bossing each other. It was pretty ugly around here for awhile. So honestly I should put mine up for sale.

Isn't summer fun! Your's are welcome here too!

 

[PrincessNancy96]

LOL!
Why didn't you call, I would have sent DH over to grab her and bring her home!!!

Mama I'm tried, I cryin' should not be allowed as an excuse any longer!!!

I'm glad you found your rings...

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

Points...you will be back on bathroom duty! But I would take her here in a heartbeat.

NOOOOOOOO anything but Moderator potty duty!!!! Ewwwwww, that's just gross!!!!!

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

Something for me to look forward to, huh???

see you're having a boy, boys don't do jewelry, they like shoes. DS6 has discovered that if he wears my high heels, he can reach the very back of my dresser.

 

[PrincessNancy96]

see you're having a boy, boys don't do jewelry, they like shoes. DS6 has discovered that if he wears my high heels, he can reach the very back of my dresser.

Yep, but she is gonna have to deal w/ the infamous belches, farting, arm pit noises to which her DH will try telling her "I didn't teach him that, he must have learned it from your family"...

Better yet... having 4 boys.. the older 3 will have the little one come in.. announce his presences (sp) by passing gas and looks at mommy and say "why did you to that." Me: Do what? DH looks at me.. with the most wretched face.. stating.. Well Dear?... ME: I didn't do it.. to the laughter of 4 boys and DH... EEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr Than they wonder why DD and myself make ourselves scarce when they are all together... (note: I'm having to deal w/ all 5 boys in a week for another summer visitation week +... oh help me!)

 

[jennyL]

see you're having a boy, boys don't do jewelry, they like shoes. DS6 has discovered that if he wears my high heels, he can reach the very back of my dresser.

Not Noah so far. He loves watches. If you hold him and have on a watch he will grab at it and hold on for dear life. I sometimes think I could hang him from my watch. He will also look at it so intensly I wonder what he thinks its going to do. LOL

 

[piratesmate]

Buffy, what an adorable story! I remember days when bedtime didn't come soon enough & I'd be looking for the nearest gypsy. (My mother used to tell us when we were bad that she'd sell us to the nearest gypsy...something her mother said to her...definitely pre-PC days.) I wish we still had DD's old "Pretty Pretty Princess" game, but DH took it to the church's yard sale last year. I'd send it to the Princess. DD played that game so many times...she even had her brother & his friends playing one afternoon while I ran to the grocery store - she was 5 & they were 15! Who says boys don't do jewelry? Sadly, I couldn't get my camera in time to get a picture for blackmail purposes.

Noah is so small and already can lay on the tears so I know I'm gonna be in trouble. DH laughs at him because if you don't do what he wants right away the lower lip comes out and the tears start to come. He's only almost 5 months and has been doing this a couple months. I was really expecting a little time before it all started. LOL

I was always suprised at the things DS did spontaneously that I thought were learned behaviors. LOL Pouty lips was one and another was using he finger as a gun - when he'd never been exposed to any sort of guns...on TV or anywhere...even bubble guns.

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

Not Noah so far. He loves watches. If you hold him and have on a watch he will grab at it and hold on for dear life. I sometimes think I could hang him from my watch. He will also look at it so intensly I wonder what he thinks its going to do. LOL

All of my kids loved DH's watch. I have no idea what attracted them to it. I can't wear a watch so they were always after DH's.

 

[jennyL]

I know its funny but Noah is an equal opportunity watcher. LOL

His other jewelry thing is my moms cross necklace. He will grab it everytime which I know sounds common but I wear a necklace everyday and he doesn't mess with mine and they are very similiar.

 

[BernardandMissBianca]

I pretty much stopped wearing jewelry after the kids were born. They were hard on earrings and necklaces.

 

[AlexWyattMommy]

I pretty much stopped wearing jewelry after the kids were born. They were hard on earrings and necklaces.

Here too. I just mostly wear my wedding band. My diamond is marquise, so I was always afraid I would scratch them with it. Now it would bug me to have that much stuff on my hands.