He doesn't count cause he's an idiot. What kind of a moron asphyxiates themselves trying to perform a sexual act? Dummy.
See, I told you you wouldn't see me up there again. Maybe this is why we didn't tell you right away. We needed a head start.
You and me both, chickie.
So is my old washing machine. Am I the only one around here who doesn't have a new one. Mine is six or seven years old.
Tell me about it. Ugh.
I want some!
I used to have that. For some reason, I developed it after I got my wisdom teeth out. Had to wear a mouth guard for a long time. But that seems to have gotten rid of it.
You should post the jokes I send you!
LUCKY! I still can't swim cause of the new ink.
I love Target too! MUCH better than that dumb old wal mart.
I think I wasted money on our Wii. No one ever uses it. They still use the Playstation 2 a lot though.
I don't know how to multi quote.
And I'm usually one to do exactly the opposite of what people tell me.
Where is all the chocolate candy? And holy heck that's a lot of snacks.
You don't qualify because you're not on here enough to be chatty.
You should have said "Whats UP CHUCK??" Ha ha, I slay me.

EWWW! That sounds totally disgusting.
Should have gotten them at Target.
Kelly was a target? What did she do now?
I was up late too, but that was because I was at a motorcycle rally and then we went to a strip club. It was my first experience with a strip club. Not at all what I expected. What is up with all these super skinny women being the strippers? I just cannot understand why men like that. Some of them looked like men without the men parts.
Aww, poor OB! I've had those kinds of dreams with the bugs before. I can see why the poor little guy woke up!
Really? Cause it looks kinda blah outside here. It wouldn't surprise me if it rained yet again.