"Five Mickey bars hit you like two glasses of wine!" a Jan 2019 adults-only TR *COMPLETED* 6/25

[dolewhipdreams]

please provide video evidence.

Deal. You show me using a giraffe as an excuse and I'll show you the nose straw contraption.

Anne of Green Gables?

That's okay. I like vodka.

Ugh see I'm not a vodka person.

 

[dolewhipdreams]

Awesome report! Thanks for the entertaining read

Glad you enjoyed it!!

 

[pkondz]

Deal. You show me using a giraffe as an excuse and I'll show you the nose straw contraption.

Deal!

Ugh see I'm not a vodka person.

Perfect! You drink all the rum drinks, I'll drink all the vodka drinks and we'll stagger off together.

 

[dolewhipdreams]

Perfect! You drink all the rum drinks, I'll drink all the vodka drinks and we'll stagger off together.

 

[docsoliday1]

Which is hilarious because Jon is the sweetest and most polite person you’ll ever meet. He asked it in a kind way and explained to the woman that he had ordered extra fries and just wanted to make sure that’s what he got but we burst out laughing because it just sounded like such a rude thing to say. So naturally we spent the next five minutes saying, “Um exCAHuse me, does this look like extra fries to you??” in the most entitled Valley-Girl-esque voices we could do.

That doesn't look like extra fries to me.
Especially not after looking at Ariana's TR and what she got.

 

[dolewhipdreams]

That doesn't look like extra fries to me.
Especially not after looking at Ariana's TR and what she got.

I knew it!! Next time we will revolt.

 

[MermaidLagoonResident]

ALSO! For those who asked what the old timey house tea pot looks like, here it is:

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This photo also features Maple Horton III, our newly named moose from Canada, as well as Hamish the Hairy Coo from Scotland (actual Scotland, not Epcot).

I just read all your tr while at work and it made the time fly! It sounds like you had a blast!

Please tell me that the Horton of Maple's last name is because of Tim Horton's

 

[dolewhipdreams]

I just read all your tr while at work and it made the time fly! It sounds like you had a blast!

Please tell me that the Horton of Maple's last name is because of Tim Horton's

Glad I could help you pass a slow day! Goodness knows I've had my share of those.

And yes, it's 100% from Tim Horton's. I almost named it Tim Mooseton, but I just love Maple so much.

 

[MermaidLagoonResident]

Glad I could help you pass a slow day! Goodness knows I've had my share of those.

And yes, it's 100% from Tim Horton's. I almost named it Tim Mooseton, but I just love Maple so much.

I feel like Horton is a good way to tie into the history and a strong last name!

 

[Nanaji]

Great report! I am heading down in August and after reading your report, I am getting pretty jazzed. Thanks!

 

[dolewhipdreams]

Great report! I am heading down in August and after reading your report, I am getting pretty jazzed. Thanks!

Glad I could help you get pumped up!!