First Ever DISUnplugged Podcast Cruise Use Multiquote, It Saves Nine

[Dodie]

I don't know. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

 

[DVCsince02]

If they flew over the bay then they would be bagels.

 

[jeanigor]

To get to the other side?

 

[DVCsince02]

How do you kill a blue elephant?

 

[maiziezoe]

Me too. I would never pay for escargot, but will try them on the cruise along with many other foods.

I am going to try them too!!

Yea, the red heels were killing my feet after an evening of DATW! My Flattie will not have to endure that.

I think I am going to let my Flattie wear flip flops.

Oh No!!!! I am going to need a flattie suitcase...I hope AirTran won't charge me $20 for it!

 

[DVCsince02]

Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a pink elephant?

 

[jeanigor]

Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a pink elephant?

Shoot it with a pink elephant gun?

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[maiziezoe]

If they flew over the bay then they would be bagels.

I once told my oldest son that the seagulls (or whatever the birds are that hang around the mall parking lot) are called "mallgulls". He was probably 7 or 8 at the time. He took that information to school and got into a heated debate with his English teacher. I got a letter telling me that it wasn't responsible to "misinform" my son. Whatev!!

 

[DVCsince02]

Choke it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

 

[firsttimemom]

I once told my oldest son that the seagulls (or whatever the birds are that hang around the mall parking lot) are called "mallgulls". He was probably 7 or 8 at the time. He took that information to school and got into a heated debate with his English teacher. I got a letter telling me that it wasn't responsible to "misinform" my son. Whatev!!

that's pretty funny!

 

[DVCsince02]

A farmer is milking his cow. As he is milking, a fly comes along and flies into the cows ear. A little bit later, the farmer notices the fly in the milk. The farmer looks up and says, "Hmph. In one ear, out the utter."

 

[tiggerbell]

Why did the orange stop rolling up the hill?

 

[DVCsince02]

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

 

[jeanigor]

What happens when a polar bear sits on the ice too long?

 

[tiggerbell]

Why did the orange stop rolling up the hill?

It ran out of juice.

 

[jeanigor]

Why did the orange stop rolling up the hill?

IDK, why did the orange stop rolling up the hill?

 

[DVCsince02]

Sooooo close to 3000.

 

[Tonya2426]

What happens when a polar bear sits on the ice too long?

I don't know, what?

 

[winotracy]

No more races

 

[DVCsince02]

Tracy, you and I need to talk...