First Ever DISUnplugged PodCast Cruise Part Two

[cocowum]

I'm the oldest...the first to get into trouble!

I'm the youngest. Spoiled. And used to being treated like royalty.

I'm the youngest. Got to do what ever I wanted and got away with it.

I'm the oldest. Always in trouble.

 

[cocowum]

Did I mention I am at work, and getting paid for this?
shhhhh

You should hang out with Brandie and Todd, you'd get along just fine...

 

[cocowum]

I've NEVER DISed while at work!

And I live in the Swiss Family Robinson Tree House

You tell her Todd!

 

[cocowum]

Only pages 123-126 and 128 are worth reading. Also, what page had Becky on it?

Don't forget pg 171!

 

[cocowum]

I didn't say anything about going anywhere. I have until Sunday afternoon.....give in now. It's easier to retreat, recoup, and remount an attack. "Art of War" Sun Tzu.

I think this is excellent advice.

 

[cocowum]

Hey- I did it!
Yea me- I am exhausted now, might need to head to my on-call room for some zzzzzzz
goodnight all- try not to add 50 more pages by tomorrow

 

[cocowum]

Alright...i'm out...I think i've padded my post count enough that Alicia can't just wipe it out in a few posts...

Night all! It's been fun!!!!

You sure DID! I'm going to pass Jen and go to bed!

 

[cocowum]

But looks who is in it for the long haul

I'm not a one day wonder!!

Ooooo. look who's talkin' smack!

 

[cocowum]

Don, Don't bother reading. I can sum it all up in a few sentences.

Me Tarzan. Me Take Wives. OOOOOOoooooo. EEEEEeeeeee. Me Queen Dude. Cocowum Beat You Up Like Limp Spaghetti.

Will you be wearing your Loin Cloth on the cruise?

 

[cocowum]

Good Night. And good luck.


~peace.love.mickeymouse.~


p.s. for the record

1. jeanigor 426
2. scarlett873 418
3. DVCsince02 360
4. cocowum 308
5. dpuck1998 277
6. kab407 172
7. UrsulasShadow 102
8. Tonya2426 94
9. MenashaCorp 83
10. winotracy 73

Sorry, the record has been updated!

 

[cocowum]

And with that I'll go to bed.

 

[cocowum]

Oh yeah I forgot to post the new list...

1. jeanigor 429
2. scarlett873 418
3. cocowum 361
4. DVCsince02 360
5. dpuck1998 287

 

[cocowum]

Jen, I've changed my mind. I do solemnly swear to never post this much again!

 

[cocowum]

Note to self: stop taking sleeping pills. must stay awake to battle cocowum.

 

[cocowum]

I'm still hanging in....until I pass out from eating too much...

I hope you enjoyed dinner. DH would love to go to TDB.

 

[cocowum]

So, who has been to Castaway Cay and what have you done?

I'm thinking my boys might like going on a jet ski and flying around the lagoon. Anyone done this?

I think I'm the only one here.

 

[cocowum]

I'm thinking I want to check it out also. Maybe just wander around the tourist trap market, I like that cheesy stuff.

Me too. At least for a little while.

 

[cocowum]

Was that humpback??

I think it might have been Sperm (WHALE! sickos)

 

[jeanigor]

NOTE: In order to keep it consolidated, I had to delete some of the quoted smilie images...sorry.

Will he be on the cruise?
yep, I'm back.

Oh. Goodie. Looks like she was planning a sneak attack. Good thing we had reinforcements on the hillside.

Good because I'm slow especially if I'm liquored up.

Then we should give you lots of liquor before you think of posting.

Oh, come on. you know you'll be shakin' it!

Like a salt shaker? Or a polaroid picture?

Congrats!!!

Yippie!

Note to self: stop taking sleeping pills. must stay awake to battle cocowum.

Who me?

Yes must sojourn on. Must fight for the good.

I never said I was going to bed...

True, she did trick us all.

Sweet Dreams Kathy.

Poor Miss Kathy, trying to take care of herself, unwittingly fell victim to Cocowum's plan of a attack.

You may be on to something Todd.

I was prepared. Even for this retaliation. Just not this much of it. I underestimated you. A mistake I shall not repeat.

If you wanna party let me hear you yell...

Woot! Party! Woot! Party! On the Leto deck? If that won't work, we can have a party on of veranda 7070. See further retort for more info.

yay! go sandy!

She is fitting right in with us, isn't she?

Awwww

to you too, Cocowum

(x4)

I'm sure it was funny the 1st time, too.

Sounds fabulous.

Absolutely FABULOUS!

(x3)what are you talking about...

You ain't seen nuttin' yet, ma'am.

It sure has.

Look who is calling someone/something

No booze for you, you're outta control!

Its not booze fuelin' this fun. Just the good old spirit of a friendly competition.

So, who has been to Castaway Cay and what have you done?
I'm thinking my boys might like going on a jet ski and flying around the lagoon. Anyone done this?

Silly Don. Thinks he can squeeze a cruise question in during Cocowum's assult.

Because I'm a first time cruiser, I have to check out Nassau, at least once.

I'm a 1st timer, too. But I don't think Nassau will be worth my time.

All you ladies sure took a sip of the same tainted water today didn't cha!!

We're not all ladies, Don. Disregard the name Queen Dude.

She's seen this thread, I don't think there is a chance of that happening.

She knows you're out for blood and nothing less.

I'm thinking I want to check it out also. Maybe just wander around the tourist trap market, I like that cheesy stuff.

Picking up more wives?

Sounds like heaven.

Yes, I am sure sitting on top is quite pleasant.

Your not kidding! Now I have to get back to my quoting. I have to catch Jen!

Some people never give up.

DD wants to pick up a couple bags.

You have taught her well. One day she to will have a husband that will buy her nice presents.

Been there, done that, GOING BACK!

I thought you said you were new to this.....

Sadly, I'm a lightweight and cannot handle my liquor.

All in our plans, missy. Muhahahahaha

Was that humpback??

No sperm. Southern pacific. I spent some time off of Baja California.

Meow!

Woof! Dogs rule! Cats drool!

Awww, I'm jealous!

As you should be.....

You should have called it quits ages ago!

Maybe you should follow your own advice?

Didn't I tell you about my PJ's already?

What title?

My title, as given by a wise woman. Queen of the Cruise Thread. Even if I am Dude.

Those fake Prada, Fiori, Gucci, Vuitton, etc, just look cheap and fake, IMHO.
My wife has been dragging me to the mall for so long I can spot fake Dooney from a hundred yards.

Picking up cheap trinkets to try to placate your wives......tsk tsk tsk. Money can't buy happiness or love.

Ooooo are you taking J/Kim's place? How exciting!

I'm not getting hitched on board. Nor on the Beach. I would hate to deprive Susan of her day.

Oh Brandie...

She will stay strong. I have faith.

I agree but they are perfect for a 14yo.

Me, too. HSM3 DVD's for every teen age girl on board. How thoughtful!!

This is exciting.

The excitement is keeping me awake, too! That along with out doing you.

Diet Coke for me!

I actually prefer Diet Pepsi, but I figured we were speaking of hot breakfast beverages, so I went with tea. Earl grey. One cube. No milk. No honey.

Tru, tru.....I know I wore fake Jordans from payless "back in the day"

You're dating yourself........

nope...

Yup...

Ouch.

Maybe you should lie down if your head hurts, dearie.

Don't give her false hope!

All it takes is trust and a little bit of pixie dust.

That's what I'm saying!

We know. And you say it over and over and over. lol

I'm going to leave you alone for a while, I wanna see how many post your can get in a row

You should have stayed down from before. You're only fueling her fire.

I need at least 20 to catch up to Jen. then I'll probably go to bed.

Note: PROBABLY

Oh please don't let her fool you, she's just as bad as the rest of us!

Some of us are righteous and grand. Not me, of course. But like Tracy, and Lois, and Dodie, and Mindy.

I'm the oldest. Always in trouble.

Hmmm, admitting to being the oldest, eh???

You should hang out with Brandie and Todd, you'd get along just fine...

Anybody who hangs with us would get along just fine....we're good people.

You tell her Todd!

I always do.

Don't forget pg 171!

Is that like "Remember the Maine"?

I think this is excellent advice.

He who gives advice is often the first to need it and the last to listen for it. Brahma

All night long babe. Where'd Launchpad go?

You sure DID! I'm going to pass Jen and go to bed!

You already said that and yet you are still awake....hmmm not very promising if you are making run for the throne.....

Ooooo. look who's talkin' smack!

He's always talked smack. You just missed the first 75 pages of it.

(x3) Will you be wearing your Loin Cloth on the cruise?

Yes. My loin cloth will have sequins though. Gotta have flair.

Sorry, the record has been updated!

As now history will have to be re-recorded again. And so on and so forth until the end of days....or the cruise, or they lock the thread...whichever comes first.

And with that I'll go to bed.

I still don't believe you.

Oh yeah I forgot to post the new list...

1. jeanigor 429
2. scarlett873 418
3. cocowum 361
4. DVCsince02 360
5. dpuck1998 287

Wow. Imagine how much higher my number would be and how many more pages there would be if I quoted each one of these seperately?!?!?!?!?

Jen, I've changed my mind. I do solemnly swear to never post this much again!

arty:

I think I'm the only one here.

No. Some of us are stealthy and cunning, like a fox of the arctic. Yes. Polar bear is tasty.

Me too. At least for a little while.

Retiring so early? The night is young.

I think it might have been Sperm (WHALE! sickos)

I already said it was. South Pacific sperm whale, learned off of Baja California.

Good night. One and all. Sweet dreams. Pleasant tomorrows.

 

[sandyh67]

what are you talking about...

You people have your mind in the gutter
I will beat everyone for posts now Haaaa
It is 4:30am, I am still at work- and now awake! Of course what fun will it be with no one posting back

By the time I wake this afternoon there will be another 50 pages I imagine