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[~*Belle 2003*~]

...Belle got the karoke machine out - poor Enrique! Who was going to replace Enrique? MOMTOMOOTOO jumped up, grabbed the microphone and started singing her rendition of...

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Thunder Road of course, hey MOMTOMOOTOO is a jersey girl after all! After moms stunning rendition of the old BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE classic, her friends began to.........

 

[my3kids]

choke up with laughter. The thong had been shot out of Enrique in one of his final gags for breath before he sucumbed to death by thong gravy. Unknown to momtomootoo, the thong had lodged in her own crack and as she sang, beautifully all agreed, the thong continued to drip gravy all over the floor. Mishetta tried to clean up the mess before her husband arrived but:

 

[Mishetta]

they realized that they left Mishetta in the kitchen & mentioned nothing of her being "hot!" She was very hurt & decided she was leaving & dragging Enrique's dead body with her because if Scooter could survive being in the lake for a few pages, then she could probably revive Enrique too & have him all to herself!! WOO HOO!!!

 

[cheeringmom]

(hahahahaha)

 

[my3kids]

Well, just as Mishetta was dragging Enrique's saucey body out the back door, her husband arrived. He saw his lovely wife with a handsome Latin hasbeen, he saw Momtomootoo singing, Cheeringmom and My3kids looking like they had had one too many pina coladas, but still looking fine, I might add. But despite finding his wife with another man, all he could say was:

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Mishetta, YOU ARE SO HOT I can't keep my hands off you even after all this time. With that Mr Mishetta kicked Enrique into the ocean.

 

[cheeringmom]

and Mishetta's handsome husband said " Mishetta, is that a gravy soaked thong around your neck????".....

 

[my3kids]

Mishetta herself was becoming turned on at that thought but then was stunned to see Enrique walking on his own two feet back into the kitchen. He was revived just as the lake had done for Scooter Girl, and fortunately, the water washed the gravy off him, and was looking pretty good again.

Now Mishetta had to choose, her Latin heart throb or her adoring, and forgiving, husband. Mishetta became so flustered with the difficult choice that she once again returned to the kitchen to start a new batch of gravy. My3 decided to emulate her favorite singer and grabbed a guitar to belt out a few John Mayer tunes. Although she knew every word perfectly she sounded much like:

 

[cheeringmom]

Bob Dylan, because everyone sounds a bit like Dylan after a few pints and Pina Coladas. Now MOMTOMOOTO was a bit jealous of the attention Mishetta was giving to Enrique, because after all, Enrique was a gift from Cheeringmom, but she didn't want to cause any strife to so she went in search of Alex, he was after all available..

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

But momtomootoo found Alex and boy was she surprised to see who he was cozying up with why it was none other than.......

 

[Mishetta]

Honey!!! TJ dumped her & off she went looking for that sexy Alex!! She just knew that he couldn't live without her, so she might as well give in & give herself up to Alex!


(Sorry it took me so long to return...I had to change my wet pants & replaced them with Depends!)

 

[my3kids]

Well, unfortunately, Alex had rented a "Premium" category car from Hotwire and was doing about 90 with Honey by his side when the lights started flashing behind them. They pulled over and as the sheriff's deputy approached, they were shocked to see it was TJ. Once TJ saw his beloved Honey, and Alex saw TJ, and Honey saw multiple men who loved her, Honey shouted:

 

[Mishetta]

"Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?? Voulez vous couchez avec moi?" (Lady Marmalade's song...) Waiting for an answer, she quickly....

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

dashed off to the hair salon, for a new do (ala Christina Agulara)
and also a bikini wax. For Honey knew after tonight she would no longer be a virgin. Her new name would become Honeydew..............

 

[Lanshark]

or was that Honeydid...

 

[Mishetta]

I think it's more like HoneyHasBeen.....

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

Well anyhoo, honeydewdidhasbeen was dying to get to know Alex in more intimate way, so she arranged to meet him at..............

 

[Lanshark]

the Tiki room...

 

[Mishetta]

of the Club Med on the Ivory Coast! They decided they would shed their clothes, live off beads & crack coconuts open all day! They were leaving everyone behind so that Alex & Honeydewdidhasbeen could get to know each other really well ~ without all those HOT Dis'ers & without TJ along! As they checked into their room...