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[cheeringmom]

Meanwhile Honey and Adrian were hiding out. They didn't want Alex to fine them. They joined the cast of MTV Road Rulz hopin this would throw Alex off track if he was looking for them. The cast was not happy to have two extra mouths to feed so they...

 

[cheeringmom]

kicked them off the bus and told them never to return. So this left Honey and Adrian in the middle of the desert hitchhiking when a white van w/ no windows pulled up beside them....

 

[my3kids]

Just as Adrian thought they were surely saved, TJ emerged from the van with a:

 

[cheeringmom]

map. TJ didn't realize he was lost until he met up with Adrian and Honey. The talked and decided they need to make amends with Alex so off in the van they went until they met...

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

a gypsy named Taffy. She told them she would love to join their party but first she had to...

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

undo the hex she put on Honey or else Honey would turn into a .............

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

frog.
This understandably upset honey. Taffy needed some special ingredients for her unhexing. The needed a cow, a candy bar and..

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

and some chicken blood, but it was apparent that Taffy was not..............

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

a real gypsy. So they kicked her out of the van and sped off to find Alex.
Meanwhile, Alex was

 

[cheeringmom]

still on survivor island waiting for Rupert to finish his handstands so he could get the love advice he needed re: Honey. Just then the storm of the century began. It began raining.....

 

[Angelrose]

cats and dogs, penguins and pomegranites. Alex took shelter in a...

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

hut, constructed mostly of Bat dung and palm tree trunks. He sat and bagan to wonder what he had done in his life to deserve being stuck in a bat dung cave and

 

[~*Belle 2003*~]

...who should be sitting in the corner of the hut but Janet Jackson! She put on some music and invited Alex to...

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

tear her bra off. Alex was stunned, but remembered Honey. that and Janet was really

 

[Angelrose]

Rupert in drag. THis was very confusing to Alex because...

 

[Mishetta]

he recently got rid of Michael Jackson, who was in drag as his MIL!! Or was his MIL in drag as Michael Jackson???? ( This is getting waaaaay too confusing for me!! ) Anyway, after tearing Janet/Rupert's bra off, guess what they found??!!!

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

HONEY!!!!

 

[my3kids]

This time though it wasn't Honey, the love of all men's lives, it was honey, such as Alex craved earlier in this unfolding mystery. His eyes lit up, he started to drool and he:

 

[cheeringmom]

spooned the dripping honey off of Janet (this is a family board as someone mentioned earlier!!) but he got so much in his mouth, he couldn't speak because the honey was so thick. This was Janets's opportunity to....

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

hi tail outta there. It was getting too weird even for Janet, so she just...