Thong-wearing, unwashed fifth person with strange toilet habits, toting a refillable mug, pool-hopping, non-tipping, concierge crashing, towel-animal stealing, passing off as 3-year-olds children who are clearly older into parks, strolling through the theme parks with coolers, suitcases, and backpacks on wheels, grabbing all the tables at the counter service restaurants and using the 'fixins' bar and condiments as a private salad bar, concrete hogging stroller-pushing mamas and papas traveling shoulder-to-shoulder in groups of five or more who stop suddenly, all at the same time, to grab something from the strollers so that the whole family can take a pee in the bushes before joining the line-saving cousins who are part of the cheerleading/sports team and fill-in-the blank foreign tour group at all the major rides, then all move collectively to the center seats of a row at the shows, taking flash photography during all rides and shows where it is not allowed, cutting in front of patiently waiting children to get their photos taken with characters, before getting to the parade route minutes before the parade starts, lighting up a cigarette and opening a can of beer while standing in front of people who were silly enough to get there one or two hours before the parade started.
How about the people who book a camp site at Fort Wilderness for the extra magic hours but sleep at the Grovenor!
